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2010-01-19T14:06:00.000-08:00

have you ever started a post and not know what to say? well this is one of those posts. its six in the morning and i have no idea what i'm doing awake. all i know is that im trying to figure out what someone just said to me

"don't think too much.
sometimes its better to not think at all."

before that someone else also said to me

"sometimes people that seem to have everything have nothing at all"

what do i think?

why do i even bother. i've put in so much thought and so much time thinking about things and see all my effort go up in flames. for what?

why do i even bother?

do i seem like a happy person to u? confident YES. no doubt. but happy? i dunno. my life rocks. but then why?

im having so much fun. its crazy. but then why? is .this. feeling.

im just too young. too young to figure out what im doing is a waste of time.

really is anyone going to read this? i want to shout everything that i think of out on the highest mountain to the entire world. if everyone could see things the way i see things then. wow. but no, mf's in this world have to exist. they have to negate all the good work i have done. they have to crap on every good idea good feeling good thing going for me. negated. fml

i havent been sad for very long. but now that i do. i think the pain is twice as hard to bear.

if you are a crapper don't talk to me. i don't wanna waste my time talking to you.

its six in the morning and i've not slept trying to figure out what to type in this post.

end of post

A bloody nerd

2008-09-24T08:48:00.000-07:00

okay everyone i found a new nerd. one thats a complete and utter nerd......see its irritating ppl like these that spoil the world we live in. LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL. have fun let loose dun be a ballhead dun be a clown dun be a NERD.

do what you wanna do, say what you wanna say, if you wanna start a revolution do it today. i don't wanna change the world. but im sure as hell not going to let the world change me. so if you think ur so damn like....UP THERE. with ur cute comments and all. i say screw you cuz i ain't gonna be affected by your words. sticks and stones love. i dun give a rats ass what you have to say. or what anyone has to say for that matter. really....u could insult me all day long and i'll just laugh it off. THE GREATEST GIFT YOU'LL EVER LEARN IS NOT TO LOVE BUT LAUGH AT YOURSELF. thats a misquote but i dun really care as well.

and i dun like fat ppl. i mean its alright to be a little plum around the waist. have a little flab here and there...thats fine...but i dun like those....MORBIDLY OBESE ppl. like....its wrong...its just wrong....its bad. its an eyesore...pls do something about all that fat. seriously its bad to look at. plus it takes up 2 seats on the MRT ,its inconvenient.

oh back to where i was supposed to be. SOME GIRLS THINK THEIR SO HOT. seriously...dressing up and putting on make up dun mean u look hot. it means that u might look pretty but i'd just like to see under all that powder really how ghastly u look. i know u can't live with it hence all the make up. because you know under that looks and branded goods u carry . u have nothing. no brains. no personality. no talent. NOTHING. saddens me really. if u have no talent in singing then dun insult other ppl's singing. if u have no brains...dun act like you have one. IF YOU HAVE NO LOOKS....AND U TRY AND HIDE THAT FACT.....then dun talk about my looks. unlike u i was fortunate to be born with it. HAHA! goodness i love the way i talk.

and britney spears....whats her deal? like....how did she win 3 VMA's awards?!?!? like there was one award for best video. and she was up against the likes of panic at the disco!'s "9 in the afternoon". have u seen the video? its dope...okay? its like concept and shit....and its colourful. its nostalgic....great music video. now compare that to britneys "piece of me" like seriously...WHO WANTS A PIECE OF YOUR FAT ASS!?!??! gosh. those britney spears fans....seriously...go kill yourself. i mean...if she just did her thing and not bother anyone or not get IN YOUR FACE....then maybe i wouldn't bother so much about her. but she's so bloody irriating. its like...ppl like her are spoiling the music industry.seriously...like a great singer for example....KT Tunstall. great singer brilliant musician. what award does she get? NON. why? cuz she doesn't have the looks? cuz she doesn't expose herself to the paparrazzi? cuz she dun play the hollywood marriage/divorce game? cuz she dun appear half naked in her music videos? goodness...its a MUSIC video for a reason. if it were for fleshy girls and out of sync music then its PORN. not a music video.

whats wrong with my wardrobe....i always find...1 sock. like...who needs 1 sock? not a pair...just the 1 sock. like did the person(my mother) who put the sock inside ever think :" MAYBE...JUST MAYBE....there will be the day that Norman will need only 1 sock! yeah! like...if he wore only 1 shoe? then he'll only need one sock! makes perfect sense...im going to put the sock in here."
like.....?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! and buses....don't you just love it when u are waiting for the 77 and u are running late...and 3 173 busses just whiz by when u are not planning to board them...and when you do need em...their not there. like...WHAT?!?!?! unbelievable.

i dun believe in luck. i play probability....like...what are the odds that anyone will actually give a shit about this note? 0 to none? so do i play on that probability? honestly i dun believe in probability either i say what wanna say so deal with it. BUT WHAT IF THERE WAS actually 1 SOUL that gave A SLIGHT HINT OF A SHIT. not like the whole shit, half the shit or like droplets of a shit....but maybe just......shavings of shit. yeah shavings of shit. wouldn't it just......be great?!

what would u die for? thats what i wanna know. i figure i would die for some things. although when it actually comes down to the wire and when shit really hits the fan. will i do any of these things? the answer is probably no? but my best bet is that if i keep telling myself i'm willing to die for these things maybe i actually will do it? when the situation arises?! i have no idea what im talking about. but what are u willing to die for really? love? family? friends? principles? pasta? i dunno about anyone who would die for pasta but if they took pasta outta my life i'd might as well be dead so why not die for pasta? makes hell lots of sense to me.

i can't do long distance relationships...i realize...they dun work. its too....far. i like to.....have breakfast with my partner. like if you're on the other side of the world....dun think there'll be much chance to have breakfast. or even lunch. or anything else. plus typing on the keyboard or talking on the phone doesn't quite turn me on. even with the webcam...the delay and lagginess of it is a big turn off. huge. its like bad.

what is a measure of a friend? what? screw a friend in need is a friend indeed bullshit. i tell u what a real friend is. if you can talk about shit. you know he'll stick it up for you when u need it. and im not talking about just any shit. im talking about....shit shit. u know what i mean? if you're comfortable talking about your own shit from your own ass.....then u're probably comfortable talking about anything. and for those of you who are thinking right now......what the hell? talking about shit shit!??!? i dun wanna have that kinda friend.......then let me tell you you haven't lived until u talk about your shit to someone and he/she talks back. wanna know if someone is really comfortable with you? talk about your shit. if they talk back? their cool with you. if they got like....EWWW you're so disgusting....screw them lose em dun wanna see em cuz their nerds. IF YOU'RE NOT COMFORTABLE TALKING ABOUT UR OWN SHIT THEN I DUN SEE THE POINT IN LIVING. but dun do it too much either like some people do(mathan). its....abit freaky.

think thats about it. oh and one more thing food for thought.

life is like a box of chocolates....you never know what you're gonna get. but what if its a box of ferrero rocher? AAAHHHHHHHHH.....had u stumped haven't i?

Norman The Great

I Get High With a Little Help From My Friends

2008-09-05T23:12:00.001-07:00

okay i absolutely cannot stand girls that think their damn pretty. i mean...i dun mind being friends but they think EVERYONE or every guy likes them. i mean...seriously....get a life. and they seriously think their ALL THAT and the SHIT SUPER HOT....u know whatever. seriously speak to the hand titch cuz the more good looking you think you are, the more uglier you become. WOAH NEW ONE NEW PROVERB LISTEN UP

THE MORE GOOD LOOKING YOU THINK YOU ARE, THE UGLIER YOU BECOME.

i liked that one. nice. thanks. And most of the time these GIRLS think they get to do whatever they want. Come late for dates. not pay for anything. this one is the best..... ASK A GUY TO BUY HER DRINKS.

SERIOUSLY! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???!?!?!? I HATE GIRLS WHO ASK GUYS TO BUY THEM DRINKS. ITS LIKE YOU WANT YOUR RIGHTS LIKE MEN HAVE YET YOU WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE SMALL GIRLS. seriously the only person you should be asking to buy you stuff is your daddy. if you're INTO a guy buying you drinks then go date your daddy.

kids stuff.

lemme tell you....the dating scene needs to be fixed seriously. there are too many wussies floating around spoiling the market BUYING GIRLS DRINKS. seriously.....girls think they are all that now. its not about money you know, its about.............SOCIAL EQUILIBRIUM. yes thats it. men and women at this day and age should be treated fairly. a women cannot expect too much from a guy on a date and the men must be considerate enough to shell out abit more money. i mean....sure being a gentlemen you CAN pay for SOME of the things, but the girl should be wise enough to help the guy out as well. give and take. that is love

all you need is love.

and beer

so just when u thought u'd have a new friend she goes to say "im not interested in you" WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!??! DID I EVEN I ASK YOU WHETHER YOU"RE INTERESTED IN ME?!?!?!?!?

bloody hell.

this is a great example of a girl thinking she's damn pretty. i can assure you i will not talk to her ever again until she apologizes.

i tell you if there's anyone i hate its joakim gomez. i haven't spoken to him for forever but lets hope it stays that way.

when people get high their true colours come out. like really. i dun mind the getting high part its just that sometimes what u say when you're sober and what you say or do when you're high is completely different. THAT I CAN'T STAND. quite simply put if you wanna be safe just behave like you're on a perpetual high. that will make it more believable when u DO actually get intoxicated.

old friends are nice to see. love em. i dun care what their doing with their lives now. and i dun care what happened to us before, be it disagreements or whatever. but their nice to see. you don't miss them , but when you see them, its like everything is forgotten and I GET HIGH WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS. do you know this beatles song? LOVE IT.

WHAT WOULD U DO IF I SANG OUTTA TUNE WOULD STAND UP AND WALK OUT ON ME? LEND ME UR EAR AND I'LL SING YOU A SONG AND I'LL TRY NOT TO SING OUTTA KEY.

its a good beer song really.

some people maybe dun want to be seen as idiots, airheads, bimbos etc....but maybe its just their face that makes them look damn dumb. HAHAHAHAA they MAY NOT BE dumb. but they sure look like they can't tell india from indonesia.example:my sister.

another good example is....estelle. i tell you girl sometimes i just look at you and wonder if you actually know anything. HAHA

weiying:airhead. HAHAHAHAHA she's going to kill me for this one

oh and lastly. why do girls wanna pinch guys nipples? what does it stimulate you? cuz it sure as hell doesn't arouse me. and whats the logic in pinching the nipples? see if you hit me,for example, i could hit you back. BUT IF YOU PINCH MY NIPPLES RIGHT....... u see you dun want us to pinch yours back. whats the fun in that? its not fair. its not a fair game. its meant for guys to play with each other. so....DUN PINCH MY NIPPLES

okay thats about it. haha just wanted to get some things off my chest. if anyone feels offended about anything i just said. and you feel like "wait is he talking about me?" then dun worry............

BECAUSE I SURE AS HELL AM TALKING ABOUT YOU!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(evil laughter)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Nerd Culture

2008-08-25T09:58:00.000-07:00

okay....i realized that i haven't been blogging for almost an eternity. time to type the thoughts.

nerds. everywhere u turn u see a nerd. there's no escaping them. nerds , geeks weirdos and retards. as much as i'd like to admit it. everyone has a inner nerd. everyone ...me included.

Baby nerd

drunked nerds

Ultimate Nerds

idea is...there's an inner nerd in all of us. What i love the most is to realize everyone's inner nerd and making fun of it. its always good to laugh at people. its better to laugh at yourself

today while i was testing someone about capitols of countries and she told me that she knew whats the capital of amsterdam...... -_-

She mistook Ghengis Khan for Ghandi........that one is forgivable because one is a great mongolian conqueror who believed in violence and the other a diplomatic peace lover who promoted unity. Almost same personalities....easily mistaken.

My sister once told me New york is a country and i laughed and asked her the capital of New york. she answered....washington D.C. Appalling i tell you. And according to her indians are from indonesia because india is in indonesia. its like saying germs originated from germany or russians are always in a rush. nerd i tell you

nerds their everywhere u can't escape them

whats your favourite movie? i dunno but i find girls that say really STUPID movies are such a big turn off for me. I once was talking to this girl in a club and after popping that question she told me "Mr and Mrs Smith". I was SOOOOO turned off.

V for Vendetta, Godfather, Goodfellas, Lucky Number slevin, Se7en, Lock stock and two smoking barrels...some of the best movies of all time.Please....if you go out with me....have a great movie in mind before i pop u the question.

Romance movies...they are spoiling the market for us guys. seriously. Girls tend to believe that they will find their prince charming, their Mr Darcy some day....let me tell you ladies. As much as i hate to dissapoint, there are NO NONE NIL such guys who exist. I mean some might be lucky and find someone CLOSE to their dream guy. But he'll never be the exact thing you were looking for. and he will definetly have a skeleton in the closet. for sure. Of course maybe the closest you'll ever get to a dream guy are guys like me but hey....this is not self advertisement so i shouldn't brag too much.

Wine is good. Beer is better. Beer is always better. Morning beer is good. Afternoon beer better. Night beer best.

Morning beers, afternoon hangovers

music is nostalgic. sometimes. music should be used for every occasion. like...some songs mean a certain something to everyone. like a song that u usd when in a relationship. a song to send a friend away. for the departed, for the present.....a song for every emotion, every story. Enough occasions and it'll make your ipod more moving to listen to.

Jazz.... jazz is what everyone should learn to appreciate. if everyone listened to jazz then the world will be a better place. In new york, like there are jazz bars everywhere. Commercialism has completely wrecked the meaning of music. i can't believe people actually put house music in their ipods. nerds

but most importantly no matter how nerd you are. never be afraid to be that nerd. never. believe in the nerd, it is the one thing in life you must learn.

embrace the inner nerd. bring out the cockanathan in you. FULFILL YOUR GEEKISH DESTINY

VIVA LA NERD!

C'est La Vie

2008-06-16T01:05:00.000-07:00

most people. almost all people, live their lives in mediocrity. i have nothing against that. its just that i dun want to be normal. i dun want to be mediocre. i don't have to be famous or insanely rich or whatever. i just want to live knowing i was something and not nothing. if i had only one life i'd want to be something great. its not a dream or a wish, more like a plan. like my future was written in the stars. I AM going to be someone someday. and all the weakminded people in the world can eat their socks when that day comes. Sometimes i wonder why people are so weak. why they behave the way they do, or how they react when emotional. Im not right all the time but least i keep my head where it should be.

vices, everyone has a vice. i believe having a vice is not as bad as not KNOWING you have a vice. some people can be completely delusional about knowing their strengths and weaknesses. I know my vices. i know my strengths. so don't come to me with your holier than though attitude and lecture me about what u think is right or wrong. seriously. screw you. i'm the master of my life, commander of my ship. you want me to do something against my wishes you'd better have a gun to my head.

people say im a christian cuz i go to church. seriously i think religion is higly overated. I dun consider myself a christian at all. i just believe in God. Screw the Nicene creed. i wanna believe what i wanna believe. it doesn't have to be what you believe. so get outta my face with you rules about being a christian because sometimes i suspect your religion is a mere....facade, a face to put on every sunday to get along with other masked people. all of you pretending you're god damned holy but seriously i can see. i can see there's more to your belief than you think there is. God is your comfort zone. you treat him that way. do you really believe in him? i doubt most of you really do. Credit to those who really love their God be it muslim, hindu or christians, whatever, some people really want to worship their God and live god fearing lives. well good for you no objections against that.

I know a family who really seem nice and dandy and all. like the textbook kinda Good god fearing person. but recently they have had gone tough times, with the mother having some fatal diesease. and i just thought, that would really suck wouldn't it? i mean if i spent so much time with God, hoping that he would bless me a little you know? and my wife just gets this brain cancer or shit like that....i mean....that would really suck right? plus she's like....young. what the hell. People like me should die young. people who don't give two cents about their lives. who WISH to die young. but hell...im still here. Bad things happen to good people.

C'est la fucking Vie

the introverted extrovert

2008-06-06T12:00:00.000-07:00

You know what i can't stand? if you can't stand then sit down. shit like that. People are always up your backs, you know you're wrong sometimes but its just easier not to give in. Always looks cooler if you stuck one in their faces. or could just make you look plain childish.

i realize quiet people dun have it too good. haven't been saying much lately so maybe thats why im feeling abit shittyyy. Life could be like that sometimes but you dun have to play it like it lays out oh no. sometimes, make a mistake, see where the road leads you. least if you end up a crook you can say you planned it.

No one plans to go to prison whys that? okay maybe the accommodation( i spelt this word wrong the first time. thank God for Word spell) isn't exactly 5 star but hey..... least you know you don't have to worry about going no place worse.

How's it like to be gay really? i really like being straight just a thought. if i was....but how? thats what i wanna know how? how do people realize like.....you know what....i think i'm gay. presumably we all come out of the hole as straight right? see our mums have HAD to be heterosexual to have us yes? so then how come.....like what wrong? or right? hmmmmmm

hell, im straight. But why do people frown more when people say their gay than when they say their lesbian? i don't get it....like its slightly more socially acceptable to be a homosexual woman. I don't know. in a lesbian relationship who wears the pants? plus i've seen some lesbians and i don't know if their really into their own sex or their just trying to get some attention. out of my faces ya'll

i'd started to get angry with people easily lately. i thought....anger management problem. too many mafia movies and books. not that really, i think i just began to see people in a more....i don't know i just began to realize how stupid people can be. I dun see why some people cannot see their own faults. like i know i can see mine and when they point it out to me i get irritated. like i didn't already know thanks for announcing it i really needed that now i feel so much better.

and people hide their feelings. whats up with that? if you don't wanna share something.... thats fine. but SOME things you gotta share. its give and take love. dun go acting like you are all locked up and oh boo hoo poor things got some problem he/she can't solve. GOOD MORNING wake up man, you not getting any support cuz you're not sharing. an introvert is an extrovert who prefers to let it out in one go. history has proven, not advisable route to go. bottomline. go let it out.

songs that are played too much get boring. is it just me? well screw you. but i feel the radio kills all good music. its okay if you've heard it once or twice. but when its all over the place it gets WAYY too irritating to sound anything like music.

does anyone feel hurt tonight.

goodnight.

2008-01-30T19:10:00.000-08:00

okay dokie how's ya'll doin there? shut up i'm not interested. I'm as interested in other people as I am with women and their shopping sprees.

How is it women can go out and spend like crazy and feel better about themselves? Like lets say they take a long time to save that money or work for it. spend it all in a day. If i were them, I'd find a cheaper hobby.......... but think about it.... what else can women do? Amuses how they can walk like at miles on end and not feel tired. Like even if i were to strap on me jogging shoes, some shorts and a singlet. and pace myself beside her the entire day, resting at shop "pit stops", i think i'll still extremely exhausted. Panting at best….still alive though. But they’ll be good to go. plus its not only physically tiring its a also very very mentally trying:

me lady: do i look fat in this?

MOI: WOAHHH...sthat a trick question? dun i get a multiple choice or something?

me lady: nope....how do i look?

MOI: .........fat? oh gosh there goes my evening.

plus they'll be excited and all after you are completely beat:

Her: hey lets go for a movie!

Moi the Great: ……..hey babe how bout a better suggestion…..i’ll go this way…..home and you can do whatever the hell you want alone. Bye bye sucka see ya wouldn’t wanna be yah I’m outta here faster than u can say superkelifrigilasticespiellidocious.

Her: I can’t say that 

MOI: WHATEVER….SPEAK TO THE HAND CUZ THE FACE IT AIN”T LISTENING

The government is too rich. Yes that’s right…..getting rich off our hardworking asses. I don’t suggest we do anything about it cuz….. I’m Singaporean, we tend to not be proactive like that. But there’s abit of evidence everywhere around in Singapore that the government’s got too much money to spend and trying to figure out weird ways to spend it.

Like one thing I don’t understand….is why they gotta put em blinking lights at em zebra crossings….? Dun u got enough street lamps already? Aren’t we a little too bright at night like nothing’s outta sight might as well grab a bite in Singapore already? Oh but they might argue…..

‘Em pricks: The lights are for people to spot the zebra from distances from as far as 100 metres away. The blinking helps cars and pedestrians see it clearer. We are trying to use these instruments to improve road safety see?

ME: …………………………………………WHATEVER MAN.

Tell me honestly how many of us will go outta all dressed on a Friday night wanting to cross road and go:

YOU(idiot): ohh I wanna cross the road…..WHY NOT DO IT THE SAFE WAY???? WHY NOT WALK 100 METRES TO A FREAKING ZEBRA CROSSING SO I CAN CROSS THE ROAD??? OH I CAN”T JUST CROSS HERE. THAT SHIT IS ILLEGAL. I CAN”T DO THAT. Oh I better rush before the bouncers at the club start rejecting the underage people.

Tis’ here is called delusional thinking. Em government pricks think we too nice:

Em pricks: They won’t do anything illegal would they? If they get restless we’ll just start another hello kitty craze….that’ll keep em busy for awhile.

And whats with all the signs…. Okay so we aren’t smartest bunch. BUT WE AIN’T STUPID. Have u traveled the PIE from tampines to the west? It says to keep to the center or right lanes if you are going to jurong WHEN U ARE AT TAMPINES. Like its giving you false …hope. You are reaching. Hang in there. BUT WHEN U ARE IN A CAB AND YOU AT TAMPINES GOING TO BUKIT TIMAH IT SURE AIN”T NEAR AT ALL ESP WITH EM MIDNIGHT CHARGES. Freakin hell. Plus they put the same sign….every 1km. just so you know u are on the right track. Just so u dun get lost, make a wrong turn or something in a very straight very one directional expressway. Yeah u might get lost there.

And you know what? I think the government CONSPIRED to make us Singaporeans pay more for cab fees. I mean…..considering our standard of transportation now in singapore. I’m sure they could run the MRT for a couple more hours couldn’t that? Budget constraints? Take em lights off the zebra crossings. That’ll save money AND electricity. We wouldn’t mind. But keep them MRTs going till 1 or 2! That’ll give us options at least. In Singapore if you are in Tampines and its 11.35 when the last train just left at 11.30……….its not so funny. Not a laughing matter most definitely. So if u ain’t got no money u can’t even take you broke ass home (check out the pun…..you know the song? Hah…..no? okay whatever man) and for like the rest of the morning u’ll just be sleeping on the sidewalk. Fun huh. But if u do have SOME cash, you can VOLUNTEER yourself to be robbed, by them damned cabs. I tell you it’s a conspiracy to take all our already depleted earnings.

You know whatever…I learned that in Singapore….. we dun live by our rules. Noope. Our lives are not governed by us….instead its governed by the holy trinity, the big guy up there……………………………………………lee hsien long. The holy trinity being him, his father and the fella who he just replaced. Em three here are is what was going to govern your miserable ass for the rest of your life. Deal with it. Dun lie to yourself. DEAL with it. You have an issue? Here have a tissue.

Me here Norman the Great signing off reminding you that losers never prosper…..cuz their losers.

Peace in

Thank your mother for giving you birth

2007-11-23T08:42:00.000-08:00

Why is it i never post anything personal about myself? i realize that i compartmentalze my life in such a way that. Friends i treat as friends. girls i treat as girls. church i behave like a good guy, club i'm the devil.

everybody wants to read about personal thoughts feelings emotions. right? well i dun really care about other people's FEELINGS much really. my mum always said i don't have a heart. maybe she is right. i can see the irony of everything. like somehow everything is some kinda joke. its not that i wanna take the mickey out of everyone's plight. its just that sometimes i see joy in pain. like....i can be hurt as hell and still be laughing

i remember the time i fell face first from my bike, rolled about 10 feet before getting to my knees, face bleeding going.....boy would i give anything to try that again. irony in pain.

i don't get rumors though. like.... why do you have to bother about other people's business when its got nothing to do with you? i'm sure you have more interesting things to talk about rather than me right?.....oh wait maybe i am that interesting am i?

im single.... and thats that. im not attached to no one so stop it with the rumors. it seems like suddenly everyone thinks im attached to her but im the last one on earth to know it.

life's great know? like i dunno why people ever consider taking their own live's sometimes? maybe i just had it good....or maybe i just like to make good with my life. whatever it is i think if everyone just had a breather this world would be such a cool place.

aku chill.

and why are there no SPB(sarong party boys)... like why only girls can date ang mohs and be branded suddenly? i wouldn't mind being called SPB or anything like that. no one gives a flying....fox....yah about what guys do right? i think its time we guys should have some movement to push for men's rights. women had their say about the voting and feminism whatever...... i think guys should be discriminated against! more discrimination on me pls! that'll make life a whole lot more interesting.

you know what i think, i think gays want to get discriminated? it just adds more excitement to your life see? so actually gays are the originators..... they are the liberators. they do what they feel is right to set themselves free.

i dun think i'll ever try that route though.

so drinking's the way know? i tell you if i were american i'll soooo be one of those dope boys. not exactly cool with the your in laws though but u'll sure feel happy. or at least for awhile.

you know what i think? i think gangsterism in singapore should just...chill. i mean have you seen the mafia? its like....once you see the real mafia we should just let those damned em ah bengs out of prison man! i mean their doing us a favor. every country needs some bad guys. their bad i guess but they don't kill. so singapore still can fulfill their 6 mil pop target no problem. just expect 1/3 of that to be part of a gang. didn't the government teach us sense of belonging? they have sense of belonging right? just that its in a different way.

i have a sense of belonging alright. i feel that i belong in a more open country. one with big fields and open spaces. here in singapore the only open space you'll have are ur sec school football fields.

and i want wider bicycle lanes on the roads. the double yellow lines. stiffling really. at least 4 lines.

and where has all the dustbins in mrts gone? really? did ur just bluff us say there were terrorist attacks? those photo's on the telly really looked faked but i didn't think about it until now.

in 10 years time singapore will be the most sober place on earth save the muslim countries. if our price of beers continue to go up any higher i'll go on strike. i'll probably be the only one protesting anyway. don't think its going to do much good but i'll try. seeing how singaporeans just like to zip it and swallow whatever the gov feeds us.

i like lee kuan yew. he seems like a nice man. a bit pompous but you know, father of singapore, cut him some slack. he said once that he doesn't spend his time..... he invests it. like whatever...... with a W(thats a capital once as well) c'mon la we're all going to die invest now spend later how ever you use it it'll all go away.

"the time has come for me to make my maker, and to pay him in kind for all that he has done"- hugo weaving, V for vendetta.

fav movie really. i've watched it 8 1/2 times.

"are you like a crazy person?" - evee

"i'm quite sure they'll say so, but to whom may i ask am i speaking with?" - V

"I'm Evee" - evee

"Evee.....E-V of course you are." - V

"What do you mean?"

" it means that i like God do not play with dice and do not believe in coincidences."

got it all memorize. god i feel like im in the movie sometimes

"your God's a hoax"

yeah whatever. if my god fight your god he'll beat him silly.

" what's your god?"

"mohammad ali"

do not box. it just is not cool and does not do you any favours in your old age. don't box. smoke weed. its less damaging to the brain.

everyone has their problems. some are less obvious than others. some show it out right. some hide it in themselves. some choose to believe its not there.

evasion. works best for me.

somehow we'll never be satisfied. sometimes i think i have everything and still feel like im missing something. i don't complain? cuz if im in shit i know that someone's in shit far deeper than i am. so maybe im better off you know?

i don't hurt. i think. or rather i avoid it completely.

hope they serve whiskys in heaven. that'll make this life a whole lot more worth while to live.

i think the devil's a loser though. have you ever thought of that? HE KNOWS HE"S GONNA LOSE ONE DAY. but he just doesn't wanna quit. irritant really. power in the hands of the wrong. i really hope judgement day doesn't come too soon really. the devil's gonna give me shitloads for just saying this.

plus i dun think i'll like to look back at my life and see all the horrible things i've done. there are plenty of good things no doubt. its always the wrong that ppl remember see? we're all negative like that.

if heaven is a club i hope i'm on the VIP list.

Norman The Great

2007-10-09T18:25:00.000-07:00

WOW! beens a month now and i can feel the birds a callin'. Kickin back here in my office. Life's been good, as it always is. doesn't seem like it in other parts of the world but i figure since I'm here in trusty o' Singapore i might as well enjoy myself. no time for fretting, can't be frontin too much either. That'll just put a downer on the ladies.

God bless Lee kuan yew.

While at work i've been doing some pretty interesting stuff and it seems that my efforts have been extremely productive at best. You cannot imagine the amount of work i have to do! i've no time WHATSOEVER to laze around, drawing pics like

This

or this!

okay so perhaps i was not as busy as i made out. but i make good time in finishing my work so no one's complaining :D

I realize shell(where i work) treats their employees VERY well. the few perks to keep us pacified keeps everyone happy i guess. no one quits here. may sound nice but....its boring. no one quits so no action. no show ta watch! If only there were some frustrated soul that would do something rash. then maybe life over here would be so much more interesting. Maybe i should try it.

Boss: Good morning Norman!
Norman: morning what morning? morning backside la how bout that?
Boss: excuse me?
Norman: NO YOU CANNOT FIRE ME I QUIT!
Boss: oh okay...we were about to promote you anyway.
Norman: huh? oh i haven't say finish. i quuuiiiitttttt my solitaire game first wait ah.

so you see even if you tried, no one here in the right mind would quit shell. In the left mind, maybe but right mind confirm won't quit one.

also the perks. THE PERKS. the chalets here are like 80 bucks? for one whole weekend. ?!!??!?!?! 80 bucks? dun charge better right?

and only in this company have i seen employees getting 20k++ monthly salary and 300 dollar handphone allowance. 300 dollar handphone allowance?!?!?! you call your mum and let her yak for 10 hours non stop?? how the hell do u spend 300 dollars on hp bills man.

but for me personally the one thing that compelled me to work in this company LONG TERM, has got to be, without the shadow of a doubt, THE MILO MACHINE!

when i first came here they showed me around... and then i was introduced to the COFFEE AND TEA MACHINE. then i was like, who the hell drinks coffee and tea anymore? BUT THEN SOMETHING CAUGHT MY EYE JUST AS I WAS ABOUT TO TURN AWAY. the one thing that changed my Shell working experiance FOREVER. right at the bottom? this small little button that read 'milo'. I went crazy. i drank 7 cups of milo on the first day at work. and i was only getting started. free milo. bliss.

some other artworks o mine i drew up during my 'break time'

this is a slight alteration of Giodarno's t-shirt design

and my personal fav

eat your heart out picasso.

so i have to leave you with that. maybe i'll be back next year to post another one. too much to do. more pics to draw. :D

till then

yours wooo-miloooooooo-ly

Norman The Great!

2007-09-05T19:36:00.000-07:00

It seems i have landed myself with a new job. perfect i'm conforming, what a bummer. I WANT TO EXPLORE THE WORLD! but here I am sitting in my office on my lunch breaking bitching about how I'm conforming. Well at least i'm still handsome.......

I've been reading some resumes lately and now i know how dumb some people really can be. Most of them have been well written and have nice layouts. BUT THERE IS ALWAYS THE EXCEPTION OF A FEW IGNORANT !@(*#()!*@$ THAT WANT TO CHALLENGE THE NORM.

to protect the innocent(and stupid) i shall not reveal the names of these people.

Dear Norman,

I be know that you put advertivestment on THE STRAIT TIME(???!?!?!?! strait time? BE KNOW? ADVERTIVESTMENT?). I want the job(my problem ah?), this one my following information(like i care)

blah blah blah some crap he obviously copy and pasted

I also have licen(is that a vegetable?) in working forkLEAF(this is the point where i shudder)

I also GOD diploma in Chemical Process Technology( WOW YOU GOD IT???? i have better english yet i have to study hard to do good in my exams and you... you GOD it??? wow)

YOUR truely(your???? what your?? YOUR FATHER LA)
XXXXX

imagine this guy GOD hired? this is what i imagine would happen:

CREVER FELLA: boss, i be know that i finish my work
ME: HOW BOUT I BE KNOW YOU ARE FIRED YOU FREAK? you GOD that bugger? now get out before i forkleaf your ass outta here.

at least this guy showed some interest. others responded differently. When asked to send in their resume one guy gave me this:

Name:XXX
IC:XXXXXXX
Email:XXXXXX
Number:XXXXXX

(end of email)
????huh? you no education ah brother? this one your resume? i'll like to reply him like that

Name: Norman
Remark: Go and die

(end of email)

okay okay i gtg go back to work. dun worry ladies i'll be back for more. but remember next time u feel like you're going to do something stupid please make sure i don't hear of it.

YOUR truely
Norman GOD balls

2007-08-08T03:41:00.000-07:00

New song of mine.

girls try not to fall in love with me. guys please stop asking if i'm gay because of my good looks. and...to the few who have asked me the weirdest questions, no, i do not want to do a threesome with someone i don't even know, i don't want to see you naked, i do not want to join ur nazi association and i'm most definitely not going
into punk rock band.

now the strumming pattern is similar to most modern rock songs i guess. so its not too difficult to figure out. i played this in open chord G but it has a nicer open chord ringing sound if u play it in open E and do a chord progression upwards. for lazy purposes just play in G la.

the verses are played in the same chords.

Love and peace to all

Capo on the 3rd /or play in G

1st verse:
F#sus4
Broken signs along the highway,
D E
Lord give me direction to turn
Shattered windshields on the byway
Heaven give me daylight so I won’t burn

2nd verse:
Battered stories along the roadway
Beauty emerges from the shadows
If we don’t see it my way
How do they live? Heaven knows…

Chorus:
Dsus2
Love and peace to all
E
Lets make love not war
Love and peace to all
Lets make love not war

3rd verse:
Fractured dreams, have it your way
We all leave our futures to fate
Maybe one day, somehow, someway
True love will arrive for all who wait

Chorus

Mindless times of fast food living
All consuming fire of hate
Maybe we should all start giving
Think of all the years left ahead

Chorus

C#m Asus4
The world’s the most perfectest place,
E B
If not for religion or race,
C#m Asus4
We would have so much more love to give,
E B
If not for the money we live.

2007-08-01T20:31:00.000-07:00

Hey! Thanks for doing this. Please get back to me ASAP! Thanks a million!

1) what happened at sing4kids?
2) So is it true that you hid in the toilet and drank alcohol?
3) Why did you do that?
4) Didn't you swear when you performed at the Can do! event too?
5) So why do you act that way when you perform?
6) You have now 'misbehaved' twice in school performance, what or are
you doing anything to rectify your behaviour?
7) can you be trusted to perform without vulgarities, etc?
8) Have you apologised to Paul, the Principal or the organisers?

--
Cheers!
Tasha :)

Reply to dearest Tasha.:

1) we sang….raise money for the kids. I even sold a couple of tickets myself. PERSONALLY. What did u do Ta-wtf-sha?
2) No we didn’t HIDE in the toilet. Whats there a need to hide? WE JUST DRANK BACKSTAGE. Loud and proud. I bet you get drunk on jolly shandy.
3) Cuz we felt like it.
4) Yup
5) Act? Act? Girl…I act when I’m in trouble. I act, when I’m in front of a camera and there’s a script. WHEN I PERFORM. That’s who I am. Don’t get jealous you’re such a STUCKUP person
6) Rectify? How about Ngee ann’s abuse of my sexual charm? Where is my pay? You think I eat Instant noodles everyday? So you don’t have any more credibility and now u want to use MINE?!?!??!
7) Yes…pay me please. Pasta is a good bribe. Wine….lots of it.
8) Nope nope nope, first Paul is a good friend so apologize for what? Second the principle is 2wice as cool as you so even he’ll understand the need to express ourselves as YOUTHS. I know the organizers. And their also more cool than you.

Cheers to jolly shandy!
Norman

2007-08-01T09:03:00.000-07:00

Okay note to some people.

First irritating person who keeps on tagging on my tag board: I know u are the same person cuz ur IP is reoccurring...DUH. Change ur IP

Second to the durianz: i know ur won't read this even though we are the closest friends and I never bought any of you birthday presents and we always greet each other happy birthday about a week late................................but if u do.......I REALLY WANNA PLAY SOCCER.

Third to my hazel: CHLOOB. ( Norman speak for chosen loser noob)

Fourth to YOU: I KNEW U MISSED ME. i just knew it. i had it...a feeling you know? i had it there(points to gut)........ Not that i care really.

5th to another YOU: but no really we are friends. i feel the need to see other women.........hah just kidding. I meant I need to see ALOT of other women before anything u know?

5th Santa clause: dude....who u kidding with that Beard? and why are u so fat? And why u hang out with elves? if there is one person i want to beat up ITS U CUZ OF ALL THE INNOCENT KIDS WHO U'RE LYING TO. 2pid bajoni.

I’ve been thinking...and i want to go places.... no no I don't want to go far in life..... *something vulgar* that! I mean I want to go to FAR PLACES, like never-never land, yup I know where it is....................... Michael Jackson’s house.

First stop: Central Park(YES YES YES!)

Second Stop: Louvre, Paris. wow. really wow.

Last stop: LAO PA SAT HAWKER CENTRE!(hungry can?)

Seriously la.... don't need the fancy nancy BS of the louvre or the serenity of Central park. Carrot cake and laksa. shiok. enough. and to think i had to go all the way to paris to enjoy life. HAH! Here have some fishcake.....MMM FISH CAKE.

Like have u ever wondered why the hawker stalls prices haven't went up yet? Does GST affect the hawkers really? do they have to pay goods and services tax? i mean...their not just selling goods and providing services, oh nonono, their providing GOOD SERVICES! Give me a singlet wearing uncle anytime and shove that Mcdonalds uniform up my.....okay not up mine, but yours.

if anything, the government has to be taxed. First...i don't get no goods NOR services from you, so i go get it myself la. And u want to TAX me for it? geez

I know this is overbearing on you guys but seriously inflation rates has had a TREMENDOUS detrimental financial effect on me as well!..........i mean....c'mon seven elevens, you could close ur shop for A COUPLE OF HOURS RIGHT? to cut cost no? U cannot.... U JUST CANNOT..... Charge more than a $1.15 for mentos. i swear. if u do that it'll have severe psychological damage to me!

Here’s the math:
Norman's financial budget for Mentos(necessity)
avg price of mentos= $1
How much Norman prepared to pay for weekly mentos supply= $7
Cost variance (due to stress or meeting too many sweet toothed people)= 7+2=$9

thats one mentos tube a day. i'm a tube-a-day-mentos-sucker(everyone has an addiction right?)

Pro Forma statement:
Price of mentos due to inflation (good-for-nothing-IR)= $1.20!!!!
Number of tubes Norman can buy per week= $7 / $1.20= 5.833333 Mentos/Week

I HAVE TO CUT DOWN BY 2 MENTOS PER WEEK CAN U BELIEVE IT?!?!?!? i might suffer from MWS!(mentos withdrawal symptom)

And now i realized that the government missed out some crucial factors when discussing this years budget plan. Ok for those of u that duns know, here's what they are going to do:

1. Tax the rich
2. Give the poor

Sounds robin hoodish i know. Forgivingly noble. Awfully forward thinking. There’s a hint of plot-to-steal-our-cash in there but its negligible. but they missed out on a minor detail that might be the MAKE OR BREAK for Singapore.

me.

Am i rich? No. am i poor? No. Am I handsome? Extremely. So where does that leave me?

NOWHERE.

it sucks to be taxed I’m sure. its not too cool to be spoon-fed by old men in suits as well, that’s for sure. but what about being...NOT AFFECTED. what?what about the not-rich-not-poor-incredibly-handsome-unusually-charming-outrageously-witty-dashingly-Charismatic-no-money-where-my-money guy like me? Where does that put me?

Dinner party scene:
Social idiot: ah taxes.... going up up up. Everything is going up. Its so expensive to live in Singapore nowadays.
Me: yah.
Social idiot #2: yah! The prices of everything is so expensive now. The rising GST is really making shopping a bore!
Me: yah.
Social Idiot #3: oh and the property has been soaring! People selling property like pancakes!
Me: yah..... so have you heard Man Utd just bought Hargreaves, Nani and anderson!?!?!?
Social idiot #1,2,3: yah
Me: WHAT YAH!?!??! WHY DON"T YOU BAJONIES YAH THIS!!! *offensive gesture on both hands* (clue: its not my 2nd finger.............dun know?...............okay okay its the my index finger as well)

^ see? Notice something? I’m just....not cool in that conversation. Not cool. bo pian not my fault, Government never think about me.

We are the FUTURE OF SINGAPORE! i'm going to be the first Singaporean to make it to the Billboard charts!!!!!....................right after people stop listening to britney spears.

Estimated Britney’s useful life after 10 more marriages, 20 more babies, 5 more almost number 1 singles...................should be around 20 years. gosh I’ll be 39 by then......hmmm never mind I’ll sell to the middle aged crisis people. I’ll sing about taxes. I’m sure they'll relate.

i realize the longer i blog, the longer i stay away from blogging.
Judging from today's post it'll be a good year before i start blogging again.
well.... at least girls still like me.

yours guys-i-really-wanna-play-soccer-kal-please-don't-pangseh-us-ly
Norman The Great!

2007-07-19T21:14:00.000-07:00

so recently i've been thinking right? that erm..... i need more gay friends. definitely. I mean more than anything being receptive of gay friends can really expand your social circle know what i mean?

oh no dun worry girls, I'm not turning gay. its not that I'm particularly fond of gay people or i condone their life's decision. I know society thinks that its not right to be gay, socially or morally, but hey, how many of us are completely right?

I got this...thought....after watching this movie called shortbus. Interesting movie for the young, confused and sexually adventurous. Might be shocking for the married, rigid and traditionally-tuned folks. Captivating for me :D

Like i said, for the young and sexually adventurous

the art in the movie is really beautiful

so anyway i think gay people completely alter your outlook on life. You have girl friends that give u their feminine look on life and if u are me, you have VERY VERY VERY masculine outlook on life, then all you need now is a masculine feminine outlook on life and *POW* you've got it all under your control.

Oh yea and for those of you that think that me and gays have NOTHING in common, YOU ARE SO WRONG.

Similarities:
1. they are cute
2. They are smart(in some ways)
3. they have cute butts

Differences:
1. I dig girls.

but hey a gay or a BI could not be entirely bad. Being BI itself could increase the chances of you meeting someone new(or getting laid) on a Saturday night two fold! Being BI might make things less complicated when it comes to toilet emergencies. You could wear a shirt and skirt and attract both parties you know? whatever suits their needs.

when i was about 9 i remember.... i was going to pee in a toilet outside the cinema? yea....then i saw this....gguuyyggiirrl walked into the toilet. you know at 9, seeing a "woman" walk into the gents and lift up her skirt to pee in a urinal can really mess with your mind. it can totally screw u up man really. i went through the entire movie after that, and came out still in a daze(and i can assure u it wasn't the movie). i spent the whole movie time wondering......

"so she's a him, walking into the gents, lifting her SKIRT? and shim has boobs."

i think its as confusing for me as it is for....she-him (no pun intended). But seriously how do they decide which way to go?

" if i go there i might make the ladies scream, if i go there, I'd get some stares but because of guys toilet etiquette's no one will really make much of a fuss about it.....hmmm i'd go to the gents"

see.... its not entirely his fault, but....THINK OF THE KIDS MAN. i mean you know u can't possibly please everyone i know. i really don't blame him. but i really wanted to watch keanu reeves in "Speed" with a peace of mind man.

but anyway i got older and well...i understood :D guess we all do.

so anyway this week's been a busy/lazy week for me. yah i know what you're thinking, how can anyone be busy and lazy at the same time right? I'd love to explain it to you but i guess i'm too busy being lazy :D

aaahhh pasta. just give me a carbonara and i'll be fine. carbonara, fine.

Don't you just love sleeping in the sun? i had my mum take down the curtains(my back hurted....yah) and i put my bed right beside the window, so every morning when i wake up i can be greeted with a beautiful morning glow. and also it irritates me to get out of bed.

asleep all day, thats the kind of life everyone should be living. Idealistic thinking Norman. but asleep all day, aaaahhhhhhhhhhhh.... you know why we wake up? its not cuz we are FRESH AND RARING TO GO! nonono i can assure u its not that. but do u realize everytime when u've gotta rush to work or to school or to the toilet then thats the time u really jump outta bed? yea.... but thats the problem u see. IF WE HAD NOTHING TO DO WE WOULD NOT NEED TO GET OUT OF BED. so lets all try this life changing excercise. lets have NOTHING TO DO. thats right. oh and don't get me wrong, don't JAM all your work into a day and doing nothing the next. oh nononnononon. see this is what ya goin' ta duuu..... NOTHING. thats right. just NOTHING. got work? huh? what work? oh you mean this work that is going down the dustbin? dishes? i must wash the what? oh u mean the one that i just threw down the chute? homework? what homework? cher show me where my homework? HAH! no evidence, no crime.

yes i know you people can feel me now. burn those textbooks and keep your bed company all day. If anything your bed needs the love the most cuz its probably one of the closest things to you yet no one really pays any attention to it. Its your bed and your underwear but please don't love your underwear, no one wants to see you kissing it.

Across the Universe

Words are flowing out like
endless rain into a paper cup
They slither while they pass
They slip away across the universe
Pools of sorrow waves of joy
are drifting through my open mind
Possessing and caressing me

Jai guru deva om
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world

Images of broken light which
dance before me like a million eyes
They call me on and on across the universe
Thoughts meander like a
restless wind inside a letter box
they tumble blindly as
they make their way across the universe

Jai guru deva om
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world

Sounds of laughter shades of life
are ringing through my open ears
inciting and inviting me
Limitless undying love which
shines around me like a million suns
It calls me on and on across the universe

Jai guru deva om
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Jai guru deva
Jai guru deva

Love and peace to all. Make love, not war.

Norman The Great!

2007-07-04T20:46:00.000-07:00

Deep shit page 10:

YES I REACH PAGE 10! now i probably can sell this book for about 10 cents. NOT BAD EH?

lets do some maths. if i sell 10 cents to 10 ppl. 1 dollar. can buy mentos. if i sell to 100 ppl. 10 dollars. 10 mentos. if sell to 1,000,000 ppl!!!!! i can buy!!!!! 100,000 mentos!!!!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!

100,000 mentoses tubeses/2 mentos tubes per day= 50,000 days! thats! 7123 weeks! 137 years!!!!

CHAMPION OF THE WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION. GRRRRR ARRRGGGHHHHH LOOK AT MY STEROID MUSCLESSSSSSSSSS GRRRRRRR WATCH ME KILL MY WIFE AND KIDS AND PUT A BIBLE BESIDE THEM GRRRR

i dun care what ppl say. BUT WWE IS REAL K GIRLS? U DUNNO ONLY. it looks fake cuz if they make it look too real then children cannot watch and if not SO violent then at least parents can bluff their children that its fake one. yah.

but sialah....... why must this fella do this sia. he was like one of my fav wrestlers la. oh yes i'm talking about the RABID WOLVERINE, THE CANANDIAN CRIPPLER, CHRIS BENOOOOIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

i mean look at him how could anyone have known he was capable of such cruelty? i mean he looks so friendly......

OH AND IF YOU DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW(which means u are a bajoni HAH) chris benoit is a WWE(i prefer WWF still) wrestler who recently kill his wife, son, then hanged himself. oh and he put bibles beside their bodies.

thats damn hollywood la seriously. only hollywood u got see this type of nonsense kill then put poker card la, bible la, leave some sign for the police la.

thats why singapore media cannot make it. cuz why? if someone murder in singapore......

kill kill kill, hide body, CHAO AH!!!!!!! run to malaysia.

nothing too exciting about that. most also is kena caught at causeway -_-

so back to chris benoit. did u know he once broke his opponent's neck while doing the CRIPPLE CROSSFACE!!!!!!!!!! yah.... i think that guys mad la.... the opponent also dunno suddenly kena neck break. sad case. but actually chris benoit was damn cool la. he do the cripple crossface like macham real like that sia. hmmmmm

but the swandive headbutt that one was one obvious signs that he was suicidal la really. i mean....... u jump from the top rope and land head first into ur opponent. you're seriously asking for it la! hahahahhahah

k not so funny.

but my all time fav WWE character would have to beeeeee.........

Jeff Hardyyyy yessssssss

the hardy boys are damn cool la seriously. last time i got the hardy boys shirt....but it looked quite stupid wearing it out so in the end didn't wear. keep for shiok can already.

SWANTOOOONNNNNNNN

i remember last time he fighting triple H that time... HELL IN A CELL. he somehow tyco tyco manage to knock out triple H then he slowly slowly climb up the cell. ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS GET DOWN AND HE WIN. but when he reach the top guess what he do. he use his brains sia....really... yah u guessed it.

"he waved hello to his mother?!??!?!?!?!"

erm no thats not exactly what i had in mind.

"he dance on the top of the cage?!?!?!??!"

welll actually....

"i know i know! he do the macarena right?!??!?"

hey hey i'm the one telling the story okay. shut up!

so he climb on top of the cage.... with triple H still lying on the ground.... he went for it

SWANTONNN!!!!!!

last time was eddie guerrero. now chris benoit. but sad to say next one to go is jeff hardy la seriously. not cuz of heart failure or sucide. nononno he's just going to do one of his mad dog stunts and get himself killed. simple as that. SWANNNTOOOONNNN from top of the ring top of a ladder to the outside ring someone lying down there he siam.....GG thanks for playing, restart round, terrorist win, scourge win, china win, 10-0 u lost thanks for your participation thanks for coming dun come back next time.

glorious way to die though. :P

yawwwwnnnn tired. goodnight happy depavali

yours WHAT-DO-YOU-WANT-FROM-ME-YOU-BAJONI!-ly

Norman The Great!

2007-07-04T20:45:00.000-07:00

Deep shit 9:

today i'm going to talk about speed blogging.

THE END

2007-06-28T22:37:00.000-07:00

DEEP SHIT 8:

todays shit is not particularly deep. just LAZY. zipadeedoodahday

today's lazy post....zzzzz even typing this i feel tired already.

OH OH MY FINGERS OH ME OH MINE!!!! AAHHHH!!!!

*collapse drop dead on the floor*

what do u want from me? DO I LOOK LIKE SOME KINDA CLOWN TO YOU??? WHAT WHAT ?????

so again today's post....is a very heartfelt..... very very deep heartfelt tribute to one of my most revered musicians which i feel was....such a waste, to die. IF HE LIVED NOW I TELL YOU HE'D BE A LEGEND OKAY? no no i'm not talking about me i'm not that great a musician. not THATT great la. alright la. not bad can make it.

guy in the corner " you suck la"

HEY HEY HEY i talking to u isit? here here take this gun and do something useful with it.

anyway... the guitar God, the Modern Mozart, Musical einstein, myyy heeerroooooo

Jeff buckley

so this song ur hearing(i hope u can) is one of his own. actually no its one of bob marley's song but jeff's version is like only 100 times nicer? everytime i hear that song it just......wooo gives me the goose bumps. oh btw its me singing it, yah i know can't compare to jeff i know. but it just feels like heaven doing one of his songs.

guy in corner "you sing like shit la"

excuse me ppl :) i need to take care of something

*goes to corner.....POW! KARATE CHOP! SPINNING HEEL KICK! TAKE THAT SUCKER! JUDO CHOP JUDO CHOP!*

:) sorry about that.

crap see la now i forget what i was saying......so anyway. jeff died by drowning at the age of 31. yah i know....how sad right? if he lived another few more years and did a few more songs i tell you.....this world will be a better place man seriously. like i'd be playing jeff's songs ALL DAY. but 31.....kao eh....sadded.

i think the more talented you are the earlier u die. like mozart and jeff and Jesus(okay the last one is based on opinion). if thats the case....wah....i only have a few years left

CHEY CHEY LIKE MACHAM U DAMN TALENTED LIKE THAT.

*looks at distraught guy in corner*

anything to say???

guy in corner "aaaaaaaaahhhhhh moan moan moan"

thats what i thought.

Satisfied Mind

How many times have you heard someone say
If I had money, I'd do things my way,
But little they know that it's so hard to find
One rich man in ten with a satisfied mind.
Money can't buy back your youth when you're old
A friend, when you're lonely, or peace to your soul.
The wealthiest person is a pauper at times
Compared to the man with a satisfied mind.
When my life is over and my time has run out.
My friends and my loved ones, I'll leave them no doubt.
But, one thing's for certain, when it comes my time
I'll leave this old world with a satisfied mind.
One thing's for certain, when it comes my time
I'll leave this old world with a satisfied mind.
Satisfied mind

lazy bloggers rule.

yours lazily

Norman The Great!

2007-06-26T23:02:00.000-07:00

Best I ever Had

So you sailed away
Into a grey sky morning
Now I'm here to stay
Love can be so boring

Nothing's quite the same now
I just say your name now

Chorus:
But it's not so bad
You're only the best I ever had
You don't want me back
You're just the best I ever had

So you stole my world
Now I'm just a phony
Remembering the girl
Leaves me down and lonely

Send it in a letter
Make yourself feel better

Chorus:
But it's not so bad
You're only the best I ever had
You don't need me back
You're just the best I ever had

And it may take some time to
Patch me up inside
But I can't take it so I

run away and hide
And I may find in time that
You were always right
You're always right

So you sailed away
Into a grey sky morning
Now I'm here to stay
Love can be so boring

What was it you wanted?
Could it be I'm haunted?

Chorus:
But it's not so bad
You're only the best I ever had
I don't want you back
You're just the best I ever had

The best I ever had
Best I ever...

2007-06-18T21:13:00.000-07:00

Deep shit page 7:

WAH! 2 weeks no entry bet some of you have been itching to read my new entry? right? RIGHT?!?!?!?

crowd goes "riiiiiggghhhhhhhtttttttttttttt..........................."

HMPH like macham i writing this for you like that. cholsers in chlife.

definition: chloser; chosen losers, also means you

:D:D how how feel insulted anot? no? NO?!?!?

you are a bajoni.

HAH

you eat mentos.......GRAPE FLAVOUR! HAH.

take that sucker.

you look like andy garcia................NOW! HAH chlosers in chlife.

Andy when he was cool

Andy when he is you

seriously andy you know we loved you when u took over al pacino in the Godfather part 3. But what have u become? you're FF now! huh? whats a FF? well let me give you a clue, the first F stands for FAT.go figure.

Idiot in the corner says "what? is it friend? fat friend? fat flamingo? what what??!??!"

Norman to idiot says "Dude, there's a reason why u are IN THE CORNER. sit down and shut up."

you listen to avril lavigne's girlfriend................AND ENJOY IT! HAH!

can someone please explain to me how she became from Sk8ter girl to Rockchic/clubbergirl? honestly i think she's one of the ultimate poseurs of ALL TIME LA. if there was a poseur award i'd seriously vote for her man. look......when emo was THE thing to go into look what she came out with? stupid sk8ter boy song. now if its not obvious to you already....WHATS THE 8 DOING IN THE SONG???? THATS LIKE THE ULTIMATE POSEUR THING TO DO. sorry if i insulted ur earlier but seriously SHE is the chloser in chlife la really.

and have u seen her new video? i think she can't make up her mind. she like wanna be like a rock chic clubber then now ask ppl to remix her song to become like rap music. i think chinese got one phrase for this, she wants to

BAO KAH LIAO: to take everything.

basically the word is SELLOUT. if ppl like emo rock music she make it and she play the part. now ppl like clubbing music so she add rap to her song. i think if ppl like porno music she will surrenry surrenry take off her clothes and start singing about her privies.

and worst part. worst part. i'm sorry i whack her until so jia lat but this is the main reason why i really cannot stand her. have you seen her play guitar? first in her music videos her ELECTRIC guitar is not even plugged in la. okay nvm. then who the hell plays OPEN CHORDS on an electric guitar? and have you seen her acoustic? her guitar like, macham on mute mode like that. lucky she got good guitarist to help her out if not really ah. HAH. she has nice voice la, but seriously these ppl who just want to sell themselves out should not be entertained at all. it just makes the world such a horrible commercialized place to live in.

i'm really quite mean sometimes

okay on a brigther note lets continue with the insulting.

YOU WATCH CARTOON NETWORK!(thats my dad btw)

YOU TRY THIS ON AND REALIZE IT WON'T FIT!!

i wonder if they have this in size 10

YOU DRESS LIKE THAT

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH okay that was hugely entertaining. If not for you then at least for me cuz i honestly don't care how you feel cuz if i did care how YOU feel then that leaves me with 1,2,3,4,5,6..............ALOT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS TO THINK ABOUT AND TO SATISFY. virtually impossible. only one thing can do that. PASTA

on a final note. this is quite personal to some but its just a thought so if u wanna take it personally then, NORMAN THEN. but ppl who slit their wrist. what do they want? why? what u want? i tell you what they want, they want attention. so if u REALLY care for them and you REALLY want them to stop, know what to do? yup, don't give them attention.

idiot in corner again "erm actually i thought you're supposed to...."

Norman to Guy "DUDE DUDE DUDE....remember why you're in THE CORNER.thats right.sit and shut"

k back to my point. yah you don't give them attention cuz IF YOU DO, then the next time they feel lonely or depressed again they'll cut themselves again. so to solve the problem when they do slash themselves, ignore them. then they'll realize how dumb it is and they'll stop. and if they get too depressed and kill themselves then.... well thats one less person to worry about.

i'm really quite bastard. hmmmmmm

yours still-feeling-quite-cruel-but-still-hates-avril-ly

Norman The Great!

2007-06-07T01:10:00.000-07:00

DEEP SHIT PAGE 6:

wow i feel like ive written so much but only at page 6!?!?!?

this book is going to fail i feel D:

ahhh... common test are over!!!!! can i get a HOORAH!?!?!?!?!

*dead silence*

suckers. no fun at all. anywho... i've been very busy... thats right. doing gigs, studying, trying to squeeze in whatever time i have on my guitar.

and this? oh its nothing just ignore it. like..hah! C'MON man u think ME? such a busy guy got time to do this?

Some extra says:" then whats this?"

ooohhh.. erm haha(nervous laughter) oh thats errrrr... that was some... errr. i mean errr.....

okay fine i was bored la okay? jerks. like u guys got alot of better things to do. HMPH

hey but i had a right to shoot those rules okay? i mean... who puts rules in a map? of CS???? there are no rules man! i had a right........ya

speaking about no rules, there's something that requires no rules to be able to do well. Song writing. and recently, i think one female artiste gave the world of song writing, a whole new look. A new dimension, a creative outlet for all inspiring and experianced song writers alike to get out of the omnipresent bane of song writing, the WRITER'S BLOCK!

thats right... and it can be none other than.....

HER

and i'd like to make a confession right now. being the cruel and evil loving person i am(and yes u all are too) i tried to find the UGLIEST photo i could find of her. this is it :( ..............took me quite a long while too. and she looks okay considering you've got the likes of britney spears and lindsay lohan around.

ANYWAY....yes MS RIHANNA has given me, an inspiring singing-songwriter(more to the inspiring side that the singing-songwriter side) a new idea, a new concept of song writing that can make even the most dimbwitted(yes i'm talking about u guys who are dumb enough to read my blog) people an easy way to write songs!

simplicity at its best

i mean. that is work of a genius!!! just by using an everyday product that no one really cares about, i can create a multi-million dollar earning number 1 hit!!!! WOW!

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re-enactment of day she wrote the song
Rihanna: hmmm well i'm not having much luck on song writing today. okay relax just think of a title think of a title! OUCH! whats that i kicked? oh its just my.....

UMBRELLA

yah thats right! i'm going to write a song about umbrellas! i'll give it a cheesy chorus, go nude on the music video, throw in some sleazy dance moves, a little too much masscara and invite the ugliest rapper i know on the music vid. hmmmm who's so ugly that u can't even believe he's famous? ........

JAY-Z!

perfect plan! eat your heart out beyonce. to the left to the left my ass.
********************************************************************************

if u think of rihanna that way it just makes her more down to earth u know? and this is what happened during the song tryouts

Musician: so rihanna, what we going to add in the part after the chorus before we go into the 2nd verse? we just play something and u don't sing? i think u should add something catchy and easy to remember tune to give the song some meaning.

Rihanna(completely clueless): okay. what kinda sound can i repeat many times in the same note which is catchy and young ppl will think its cool but actually its really quite a senseless sound just to fill in the blanks?

Musician: eh..........

Rihanna: THATS IT! i'll just repeat EH EH EH many times! nice work! now lets write this nonsense song and earn alot of money by cheating ppl ,who think britney spears SINGS , of their money!

there you go. song writing made easy. no need for ryhmes or reason in your song. just add some EH's and an umbrella. easy peasy. lemon squeezy.

:D

thats enough for one evening. gotta go do more..... important. yah stuff so take care!

*picks up his guitar* Norman: hahah important my ass. ????? oh crap u guys are still here.

yours Piss-off-ly

Norman The Great :D

2007-06-05T00:28:00.000-07:00

DEEP SHIT page 5:

alright sorry have been a little busy. but don't worry i'm still as sexy as ever :D

today's shit is not particularly deep. more like skimming the surface kinda shit? guess when i have more time i'll come up with more shit. haha..

Essentials of shit: time

soooooo all these while what in the world have you been doing? yes you guessed it. the dreaded word:

STUDYING

but i've been coping. i have some stress release devices that i use. like:

this

this

him

her?!?!?!? *($*^#(*^(@*&#)@)(*@#

ah yes... sipping on my ice cold baileys and listening to some of ireland's finest! i guess thats what the irish are only good for. getting drunk and singing. ah the irish's life for me! :D

*its the pirate's life you goon*

who said that? bugger must be english. HAH! and have u ever wondered how the EPL is like the greatest most competitive league ever but the enlgish players are the most overpaid, laziest and most boring players you've ever seen?

Rough sketch on england's tactics(i drew it myself :D)

they might as well field a whole team of her

and if they really plan to lose? field him

i fell in love btw... during this last week. yup... you guessed it... i fell in love with

her

*chey wah lao this fella build up suspense for nothing!*

WHAT NOTHING? THIS IS LISA HANNIGAN! LIKE HELLO!?!??!?! okay i admit she's not that popular. if not not popular at all :( eh but her voice damn sexy okay? not like yours! u probably sing like a toad! HAH BEAT THAT SUCKA

you: er...erm... er
Me: SPEAK TO THE HAND BABE

oh if you haven't figured out yet she's the one you're listening to right now. she's damien rice's female vocalist and what a vocalist she is! wooooooo irish sexy irish good. and for those IGNORANT FOOLS that still have the perception that damien rice is just 1 singer....I"D HAVE YOU TO KNOW THAT ITS ACTUALLY A WHOLE BAND. yup its him damien and her lisa and this other girl that plays the cello who no one really cares about! hah! sad life for her. and if you dunno who damien rice is.... hope u know what to do with this knife.

you: cut apples? hee :D
me: -_-

this em

alright more than enough shit i guess. :D

signing off baileys-in-hand-with-a-toast-ly

Norman The Great!

2007-05-29T06:23:00.000-07:00

DEEP SHIT page 4:

okay this shit is really getting deep. if you guys can't take it i suggest u eat some pasta. that solves almost anything for me.

alright today's shit is particularly deep, so if you've got your extra large bowl of pasta, i'll start :D

okay did you guys watch miss universe? okay i admit myself i didnt really watch i only watch the part where they selected the top 10 la. ya. you know what is the most funny? i cfm you all the girls in their mind(while their half smiling) is bitching about the other girls. ESPECIALLY those that never kena chosen. those are the ones that bitch the most.

so in the end my sis told me its JAPAN that won the thing. alright while its all fine and dandy that an ASIAN won it and like my sis and mum quite proud of the japanese bitch, i was thinkig. WHAT JAPAN???? WHY JAPAN? all she does is eat sushi and watch hentai la probably. wah lao eh ur got taste anot?

i tell u who deserve to win. serious one. seriously.

she.

at first i was thinking . yah same as you. the hell is she doing here? then they mentioned that she plays soccer during her free time. then i think, wah win liao lor. close eyes, no need see is hands down she win already. i mean, she plays soccer leh. what can be more sexy than that?

but turban in the end they give it to a starving-living-on-wasabi bitching girl. where is the justice in this world tell me, WHERE?

to me my two favourites were the, tanzanian one or this one:

ms malaysia! HAHAHAHAHHA

HAHHAHAHAH. okay la that was just mean. HAHAHHAHAHAHA

SOMEMORE YOU KNOW WHAT HER NAME? adeline....CHIN AI NEE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH CHIN AI NEE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

chin ai nee in chinese= very love you. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH adeline very love you HAHAHAHAHHAA can you give us a more corny name ms malaysia?

ms malaysia: erm... no

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHH. aiya. what can u expect from malaysia?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

okay okay my sis wants to use now. gotta chow. i'm still laughing btw. HAHAHHAH

signing off HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-ly

NORMAN THE GREAT!(go ms malaysia!)

2007-05-24T20:44:00.000-07:00

wow... my book is really kicking off. i can see myself in the book review column already:

NORMANS BOOK 'DEEP SHIT' IS SO FULL OF SHIT. 1 star

hmph...as if i need your stupid reviews. okay so for those of you who don't already know, i'm starting a new book....well sorta, and you can track my progress here. right here. i'll post here one new page in my new book till i reach a 'bookable' amount then i'll stop.

DEEP SHIT page 3:

Norman(the Great): mummy where's my food?
Mum: here cooking
Norman(still great): then my chicken soup how???!??!?!?!
Mum: cook already .... itell you, this kind of mother how to find?
Norman (feels the need to redeem greatness): Everywhere have mummy. all supermarket and 7-eleven got sell. just that they don't call it mum. they tend to name it....INSTANT. you know?
Mum: huh?
Norman (at this point really great): yah.... instant noodles, instant pasta, instant soup. see? they sell it everywhere.

HAH! k la thats a little mean la but... JOKE LA JOKE. can't u take a joke you bajon i?

BAJONI(bER-JoE-Knee): norman's insulting word. means very very stupid. comlpetely original and didn't kope from anywhere one. could have originated from the rock's insulting word, jabroni, but norman likes to think he made it up himself.

i have to say one thing. internet rocks la. eat your heart out stupid child pornogrophy surfers.

and whats up with girls? keep on....and when i say keep on doesn't mean... once in a while u know? KEEP ON KEEP ON COMPLAINING THEIR FAT. like c'mon la who cares u fat or not la serious? only audience of your fatness is yourself la seriously. yea... learn to love urself. GO NAKED. thats right. just take the risk,and go naked. don't worry you know us guys might complain for awhile about violation of our man rights, but ultimately u know we'll get used to it. i mean, what can we say? we have to live in compromise right?

..........................HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAH

********stupid extraded girls section********************************************

noodle said: lets go grab a bite ..

then norman says: noodle em and gaylie are the sweetest girls ever!!!!

and noodle rocks exrra.

**********************i had nothing to do with this section**********************

sweet my young roody poo

have you ever wondered why people call us students? you know? like for me i go to school to learn. not to STUDY. like wth? why don't they call us learndents? that way school will be so much more fun to go to everyday right? like...I PAY MONEY TO STUDY? c'mon la libraries are free education man. we go school to learn! and can you believe they call sex an education? sex education. that itself sounds absurd! so what i have to study sex now? where's my practical cher? where's our hands on exercises? I JUST HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS 2D PHOTO OF GUY AND GIRL!?!??! THE HELL LA???? then some young kid to do some experiments of for himself and ends up with a kid. sex education.

this is what i think of it

this guy needs some sex or education HAH!

okay i'm going swimming now take care and dont lose your shorts

signing off while taking his pants offly

Norman The Great!

2007-05-22T19:51:00.000-07:00

DEEP SHIT(norman's new book) entry 2 page 2:

yesterday i had a philosopher's moment. thats right. one moment in time where i had a stroke of a genius. probably took some good few cans to trigger that genius but i want to believe its still some sorta genius somehow.

no this didn't help at all i did it all on my own

Norman: everyone lives by a set of rules that they set for themselves
Colm/wah/dog/bobdog/ guarddog/topdog/hotdog: you mean principles la
Norman: Principles are a set of rules one sets for himself. A descision one makes before the decision needs to be made.

Ops not exactly the cool philosopher's look i had in mind

i know...totally sexy. i amuse myself sometimes.

I'd like to follow he's set of rules :D

V: [Evey pulls out her mace] I can assure you I mean you no harm.
Evey Hammond: Who are you?
V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey Hammond: Well I can see that.
V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey Hammond: Oh. Right.
V: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
[carves V into poster on wall]
V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
[giggles]
V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person?
V: I am quite sure they will say so. But, to whom am I speaking with?
Evey Hammond: I'm Evey.
V: Evey? E-V. Of course you are.
Evey Hammond: What does that mean?
V: It means that I, like God, do not play with dice and I don't believe in coincidences.

have you watched the show? huh? what show is this???? V FOR VENDETTA I'M SORRY ITS ONLY THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME?? next to Godfather and Pulp Fiction of course. BUT STILL ITS THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME HELLO? huh?

imagine if i you were acting in that movie.

Norman: are you like a crazy person?
V:I am quite sure they will say so but honestly you are the crazier one sitting there listening to this V-siao guys spouting V-words. so to whom am i speaking with?
Norman: Norman
V: Norman? No-man of course you are
Norman: what does that mean?
V: It means that I, like God, do not play with dice and I don't believe in coincidences......oh crap that doesn't apply here.

He spent 10 years laying a track that leads to parliament. WHAT A LOSER. like if anyone can bear a grude, HE MOST CERTAINLY CAN. but he's the most coolest loser la.

Mr Creedy at his most handsome

Mr Creedy: *bang bang bang shoots some bullets* why won't you die?
V: Beneath this mask Mr creedy, is an Idea. And ideas....are bulletproof *strangle strangle strangle choke dies mr creedy poor mr creedy*

bulletproof? what is it waterproof as well? cool? 7-eleven got sell? $5.90? kao eh so cheap? huat ah!

okay closing thought for the day. next time you go to City hall MRT or any interchange like that where they have the doors? you obeserve how the people RUN TO THE OTHER SIDE. nononoo not walk briskly nope. RUN. EVEN WHEN THE TRAIN HAVEN"T COME YET? then they'll PUT THEIR FACE TO THE DOORS. you know why they do this? cuz the irritating lady with the irritating MRT voice got too much things to say already in between stops so she can't say" please give way to alighting passengers" so what singaporeans do? since she never say dun need give way la. EH WHAT U RUSH IN FIRST GOT PRIZE ISIT? THE MRT FLOOR THERE GOT GOLD AH MUST GO IN FIRST? these are probably the same people to complain about rising GST or increased MRT rates.

signing off most-angrily

Norman The Great

2007-05-21T10:15:00.000-07:00

k so i've decided to do shit with my life. thats right i'm going to do some shit in my life. not just some shit....i'm talking about some really really really DEEP SHIT.

thats right and i'm going to start now. i'm going to write in daily thoughts abouts everything you don't need to know and i'm going to compile the book eventually and call it....

DEEP SHIT

marketing plan simple: i want people to read this stuff and go "this is some....deep shit"

totally radical. millionairism now!

daily deep shit number #1(how exciting):

k you know what really gets me? ambition. thats right ambition. don't you think its a little overated? like everyone wants to get it but not sure what it really is. is it on sale? ambition u there? can u hear me? if u can then u can come here and kiss my sorry ass cause its smelly......... k i revealed to much.

gist of the story is that ambition has a dang big ego thinking he's all that(realize how i use he and not she?) like fine whatever man i don't even need you in my life u piece of dung.

Norman's growing list of hates:
1. joakim
2. britney spears
3. jennifer hudson
4. spoilt brats
5. wussies
6. my food to be eaten by someone else
7. someone else eating my food
8. fair-weathered chelsea fans
9. simple plan
10. AMBITION

right there right there with the big boys. AMBITION. hah....not feeling too good about yourself right now sucka? HAH! listen to me buddy, Norman doesn't need no ambition. why? cuz he's got fate. thats right. FATE TO NORMAN: YOU ARE GREAT.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. this post is so crap i don't even wanna say it. but i did.

today i ran like a dog. thats what my friends call me. NormDog. I Appreciate my friend alot. sometimes.... so when i ran like .....alot, and when i sprinted home the for the last part(good england ah normana) like i had a Man Utd match to watch(it was a monday) and then when i reached my house i was like.......wah tired until going to die. then i thought.....wait a minute, aren't we all going to die? and in that moment, felt good. only one moment, then after that wanna die again.

anyone ever watch desperate housewives? u realize how after SOOOO long u never watch then suddenly u watch with ur sister again(cuz she was eating chips) then you realize that the story never really changes? its like.... eh? still this story ah? i thought like that was the last episode? huh? that was 10 episodes ago? okay.

model moment

another model with ambitions(new pose style called "sleepy" look)

boys gone wild

how exciting life is typing reports 3 weeks overdue. and if ever ever ever...u think in your miserable life that its not worth living. let me tell you something. You're probably right. but what people don't know is.... no point dying either. so live with it! stop whining about the grass on the other side. singapore grass all the same on trust me.

thats all folks. tatatatatatatatatttehtehtehtehteh

Yours not-quite-sincerely

Norman The Great

2007-04-22T08:36:00.000-07:00

You'll Never Really miss something until u lose it.

thats so emo man....but anyway, its true, recently i lost something, and only after i did then i realised how much you meant to me, my baby,

HOOOOLLLLLDDDDD EEEUUUWWWW IIINNNN MYYYYY ARRRMMMSSSS
I JUSSSTTT WANTTT TOOOO HOLLLLLDDDD YOOOUUU INNNN MY ARRMMMSSSS

thats right, now all i wanna do is spend time with euw, you and me, My life, My all....my Ipod

YAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKKKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKE

sorry not u charmaine... not alot of people for that matter, thats right, my Ipod.

This is how the story goes, okay first i was playing soccer with my friends right? then..................*fast forwinded*................so i was trying to lock my bike la, then ...................*skippeded*........so i left my my IPOD AND WALLET ON ANOTHER PERSONS MOTORBIKE!(pause for suspense) then the next day...........*next disc*................ so i rushed down to find my beloved IPOD! as i was rus......................*32x Forward* ..............and it was still on the motorbike! NO ONE SAW IT AT ALL! AND IT WAS LIKE......DAMN OBVIOUS LA!

okay maybe not the most fascinating story. but still lotsa suspense created right?

SHUT UP LA....OF COURSE BORING U FAST FORWINDEDEDD EVERYTHING. pricks

but really la, after this incident i was convinced there was a God, a God of Ipod. Who turned everyone who walked past BLIND! totally sexy. God is sexy, no i'm not being blasphemous but if God were to be praised....he's sexy man.

yup just me and my Ipod

YOU...YOU are blasphemous(chey i know how to spell) thats right...YOU not me. I don't listen to pop...its YOU that do it. HERETICS OF POP MUST DIE! U SHALL BURN IN THE HELLS OF BAD MUSIC FOREVER!MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA. techno is just evil la, if ur listening to techno. just kill urself man......HAHAHAHAHHAHA techno must go too.

HEAR THEE MY GOOD PEOPLE! CONVERT NOW TO JAZZ AND FOREVER BE FORGIVEN OF UR POP SINS! thats right....repent now and listen to some REAL ROCK!!

HIT IT!

*rock scat*

HAH! rock scat. never heard that before. alright here's a song for u all. hope u enjoy it. its called the Dear Penis.

yours HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA-ly

Norman The Great

2007-04-18T05:58:00.000-07:00

ALAS!!! I...NORMAN THE GREAT! have come up with a absoulutely accurate, totally believable, disturbingly persuasive and charmingly evil plan for.....

GLOBAL DOMINATION.

how HOW HOW?!?!??!?! some may ask. here now....simple pimple

the recipe for GLOBAL DOMINATION(Norman the Great's version):
1. add alot of pasta
2. Sing some song
3. kick some ball
4. chop some bong

and....VOILA.....eh wait thats my recipe for a great weekend

okay the REAL PLAN. simple pimple. easy peasey lemon squeezy:

1. Play soccer all day
2. get $13128309128423057240587430583452 worth of pasta
3. Collect 100,000,000,000 mentos tubes
4. big ass screen TV that only plays soccer and movies(which turns itself off everytime a drama show comes on)
5. Buy Fridge that never runs outta beer
6. get 100000 taylor guitars
7. Construct Pentium 100 , 999 THz(trillion hertz) centrino fourple, 20GB RAM, 2000MB graphic card, dolby 5 set surround system. Cinema screen. put in some kick ass game. PLAY :D
8. Build house next to old Tradford
9. find a powerpack girl that is as powderpack as me(and that my sister won't hate entirely)

yup....all is achievable, can be done, workable, doable, doneable, feasible, possible, pigs-can-walk-able....except for the last one. that one is....really impossible...oh well put it in there for kicks.

So far, i think i'm on the right track.... so far i've:

discovered gold

met some great people(with great names)

some great friends

have a beautiful sister

all in all i feel that i have a great life and that MAN U is the best team in the world. Amen. God Have mercy to those who act like they never study but get 3++ for their GPA.

jimmeny crickets

thank u and goodnight

Signing off

yours zip-pa-dee-doo-dah-day-ly

NORMAN THE GREAT!

2007-03-25T02:10:00.000-07:00

WAHHH... i just got this program called audacity. quite cool.

this is my first song mixing attempt! NOT BAD HUH?!?!

only a bit fuzzy at parts. dunno how to do the noise compression part. BUT THAT WILL ALL COME IN TIME.

totally sexy.

so if you're wondering what is this song (hahahahahahahha) its Let there be love by Oasis.

totally handsome.

think i'm going to be a GREAT sound engineer. seems like i'm going to be great in everything...haiz...c'est la vie my love :D thats life.

Going to chiong to the swimming pool before the sun beats me to it! GRR!!!! YAH!!!! WAHH!!!! CHIONG AH!!!!!

signing off while-taking-his-pants-off-ly(totally totally pretty)

NORMAN THE GREAT!

2007-03-23T08:44:00.000-07:00

Say what you like girl

LALALALA. say all you want little girl. everybody hates me and stuff. yeah yeah.

LALALALA. say all you want little girl you had problems with your dad already and now you're blaming it on me. like i'm some kinda criminal walking in the streets

LALALALA say what you want girl ur just whining now and no one's listening.

LALALALA say what you like little girl, i don't care anymore cuz i'm a big boy now, no time for games , no time for sorrow, no time for stupid waiting for tomorrow with you. no time for waiting for stupid tomorrow.

Cuz i'll be great and when u see that someday you'll think
damn why didn't i go to him when he was some plain old sam
you said you cried those two months of your life but ...baby, let me tell you something
you cry everyday of your whole damn life, you ain't nothing but misery
your a never ending calamity. a blackhole of lies

so

LALALALA say what you like little girl, sticks and stone love,sticks and stones

LALALALA say what you like girl, tell your side of the story, hopefully get some sympathy in this life to make it past nine.

LALALALA say what you like girl, crying won't help you this time, it takes some brains to make it half past nine . i'm changing the tune just to sooth your screw loose .

oh but that is what you lack, you are up on 25
you've got money and a mummy and daddy, what happens if they die?
you've got more than just some pretty face, you gotta try to erase all these

stupid lies, cupid ties, thinking this time
play silly games somewhere else,all your useless whining won't help
all your stinking driving people up the wall
who wants to hear your sob story?
who needs that much fame and glory?
who wants to hear your sob story? who needs that much fame and glory?
don't you see we got our problems too
no i wont help you this time,you're alone love, you're a slave to love then you die

so

LALALALA say what you like girl, say what you like, who was the one who said"i
ll come back to you" tell me if this is true , BABY PLEASE TELL ME PLEASE. tell me if this is true.

TELL ME WHO WAS THE ONE TOLD ME "i love you" just a week ago and hoped and so but i can't help you there you're confusing your breast with your soul.
who was the one who was causing trouble with my friends now turning around saying i'm disturbing your "boyfriend". When i recieved a call yesterday from that one you "loved" that said"hey dude gotta chill, you can't be doing this to my girlfriend,i'm fucking pissed with what your doing, blah blah blah lalallala". with that i said " dude i'm chill, i'm relaxed" i'm not overreacting, like you are. i just did what i needed to do, what i set out to do to throw those things back at you, you can have them i don't need them anymore. i don't need that stupid shirt , the belts too big. take it all back i don't need them anymore

so

LALALALA say what you like girl, say what you like, but remember next time to put it in tune. like i do. so the whole world can sing along with you. do you get my drift, can u catch my tune.

like i do :) :) :):) :) :) :) :) :) :)

2007-03-06T07:39:00.000-08:00

its my birthday today and I can find no cause for celebration

2006-12-14T00:36:00.000-08:00

i'm typing this again it is just adding on to my frustration so if i do insult anybody in this post

YOU WILL KNOW ITS FROM THE HEART HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D::D:D

THIS POST WILL CONTAIN NO PICTURES OR VIDEOS TO PLEASE SOME PEOPLE(which will be explained later.....maybe...see how my mood)

okay....first let me express me deepest sorryness(yes got such word) for those people who frequent my blog and notice that haven't been posting for about 3 weeks!!!! wth????#$%^&*()

okay the reason is simple. NORMAN(still the Great) was going through a period of....DEPRESSION!!!!!!

*ominous music at the background*

yup yup yup... but no worries now my loved ones! Norman has FULLY RECOVERED!!! woo! so now i can blog

but some of you may be asking, why? norman why? why have you been sulking like SO MUCH? why have u been dragging yourself out of bed everyday? why is it that u tell people off and you are restless and feel that life had no meaning? why? school? no. someone missing in ur life? maybe., but not quite . answer? simple

MEDIACORP

haha....now they cannot control me....nananepoopoo. why? are they bad people? did they make fun of u or stuff? honestly no. there were good people there and i made good friends. but only one thing that truly displeased me was.

Lack of freedom

freedom to do what we wanna do instead of what people want to see. freedom to sing songs we wanna sing but instead we did what people wanted to hear. freedom to laugh and be happy, instead all we got was critisicm, lies, deceit and RULES. now i for one am not a big fan of RULES.

after awhile i realized crappy this industry was. they could be hours late and overrun like mad but when u were late, oh.....why are u late Norman? If you had school and they made u come for some crappy rehearsals and stuff last minute what would u choose? honestly i would choose school cuz believe it or not i'd rather go to school than go to mediacorp. yup thats how much i dread that place. i tell you now that most of the time in the idol competition i was absolutely dreading it and deep in my heart i wanted to be out first and now to think back i'm quite glad i was. some people may enjoy the fame. but if you know me long enough. I DONT ENOJY IT. i only liked th part where we got to sing. and made friends with other idols who the same passion.

but now i think back whether i would choose idol life or a normal life, i would most certainly choose a normal life.

a life where i can eat at kopitiam with one leg up , a beer and some good friends around me to enjoy talking cock like any singaporean will do. the life of kicking the soccer around in the basketball court or on the street or on the mrt station doing jackass things like that with out anyone noticing you or pointing fingers at you. a life where i can sing ANYWHERE and people only think of you as "siao" and not "action". a life where if u are very depressed and moody then people come and di siao you then u no mood to like talk back or just dun have the energy to show politeness then they say you "dao". a life where one can be in a class and be enthu and happy and cracking jokes and laughing by himself with out people labeling you as "attention seeker" and blog about you thinking that no one will read and say that you deserve to be in the death note and crap like that calling you a poseur.

basically a life where i can be happy.

i'm not allowed to put any videos or photos of idol or anything else like that any more. so if u visit my old post and the videos werent working? don't fret, your com is working fine, its just that i had to take them down k? why? to save other people's ass. at the expense of my happiness.

life is so wonderful aint it? HEHE

yours quite-sian-ly

NORMAN THE GREAT

2006-11-14T07:44:00.000-08:00

an empty lecture hall......

a stupid writers name

sleepy classmates

sleepy norman

poly right now...is quite....whats the word??? hmmm ah...SIAN

COMPARE ALL THAT TO THIS

hahahahha! yup...that was the idols on wheels for ya! we were visiting some...opps cannot say...anyway we were on wheels and woo! did i have some fun here are some highlights

WOO!

RIDERS ON....THE ROAD WOO!

i bet nurul didn;t know i was taking a picture of her

wah wah pro photography

yea rock chick become bike chick! yea! mat rock! woo!

the real bike chick :P

the things mediacorp would do to get a good photo

doesn't this building remind u of some gotham city buidling like kinda thingy?

yup so anyway we were riding around on harleys giving away toys to....PEOPLE for certain ....PURPOSES...which u ...NOOB! hahahahaah are not supposed to know about!!!

of cuz there were some filming involved

boys with toys....and more toys

yup.....hahahah...it was real fun though....

and now i have to go..:( poly work...double :(
i wished there was more time to do nothing :(:(:(

so i leave u all with some porn

ah!! oakdoaioewfweofsonvjkoree whats thats??!?!?KNSOJBDojwbfourewgjuegekg&*@#)(@)#*&@(&^@#

yours i-think-paul-is-a-bitch-ly(hahahahaha)

NORMAN THE GREAT!

2006-10-30T10:41:00.000-08:00

k where do i start? first let me start by telling u how tired i am....

<----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------THIS----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->

tired

thats quite a tired. yup. quite a tired.

SO MANY THINGS HAPPENED SINCE THE LAST TIME I BLOGGED...but no worries lets start by....

The start of my school

OH WAIT WAIT WAIT dun run away yet nononno.....my school has been quite interesting.

okay who am i kidding u can run if u want to.

so what if its a new sem?
so what if i have 5 new modules?
so what if i have 5 new classes and all of which i do not know of and i dunno whats going on in poly and and whay huh? tutorial? orh....class? lecture? orh....huh photo shoot? what? okay okay....huh? homework? what homework? what talking u? ARE U CRAZY? AM I CRAZY?

^just some thoughts on my mind hahaha

i'd be the first to admit poly isn't the most fun thing to go to everyday

thats me coming to class QUITE on time.

thats me doing a shoot for ngee ann!

and ....thats not me...haha!

thats me trying to destroy the world! (with a tripod)

thats me trying to pick up the blood cell chick ..( or is it a dude?)

thats me getting ready to host ngee ann's CTV! your choice of tv! hahaha....okay nvm

this is also me trying to get a shot of someone trying to get a shot of me. chimology...its okay if u dun understand

and this is a cat trying to seduce me...word is...trying.

haiz......

so that was poly life...moving on we have some of the idols! woo! actually its just what we idols are doing when we have nothing to do....here's me risking my life for the camera. death-defying stuff i tell ya!

i swore i saw my life flashed past me.

at turtleback speed.

so as u can see life goes on as per normal...nothing too interesting this week. haiz i'm getting bored as well. i think i might need a million bucks. that might....make things more interesting dun u think?

i think ppl should be more open. singaporeans are too ....anti-social. in other places u can say hi then they talk to u like macham they know u like that. but over here....

Norman The Great: hi!
cockanathan on the street: err....yah(weird look/rolls eyes/walks away faster/fake smile pretend nothing happend or simply....act dao)

and my friend has just corrected me the other day about my mentality that girls are the inferior race. for most part of my life i thought that was true(still do abit though :P). but then it became clear to me that i only dun like females cuz they can't make up their mind sometimes and use more heart then head which really annoys me sometimes? and their insecurity gets to me?

but then she says that there are guys like that also just that they behave in different ways. so i guess........if ur that kinda guy i also think ur inferior. :P still can be friends though. just...not as close. okay i'm just talking nonsense now cuz i'm SOOO tired.

baiscally....just be urself k? its...nicer to be around.

signing off
yours in-a-tired-and-kinda-confused-ly
Norman The Great :(

outstreched arms

2006-10-16T01:53:00.000-07:00

hey everyone! new song! and guess what! i wrote it myself! tiring work i tell you trying to record this darn thing...just ignore the part at the end....i forgot to stop the recording :P

Outstreched Arms

through the shores march distant lands,
our beating hearts all turn to sand,
still i stand here waiting.

the fun has gone the hate won't last,
our mistakes made will come to pass,
yet i beg for forgiveness.

my heart was reaching for the door, oo
but you jinxed me and i want more

and i'm reaching out for you

but you keep falling and falling again, and i'm reaching out for you
but you keep falling and falling again, and i'm reaching out for you
but you keep falling and falling again, and i'm reaching out for you
for your love, for your love

aaahhhhh

through the shores march distant lands,
our beating hearts all turn to sand,
still i stand here waiting.

the fun has gone the hate won't last,
our mistakes made will come to pass,
yet i beg for forgiveness.

my heart was reaching for the door, oo
but you jinxed me and i want more

and i'm reaching out for you

but you keep falling and falling again, and i'm reaching out for you
but you keep falling and falling again, and i'm reaching out for you
but you keep falling and falling again, and i'm reaching out for you
for your love, for your love

this secret relationship won't last,
this secret relationship won't last,
this secret relationship won't last,
this secret relationship won't last,

but i'm reaching out for you

but you keep falling and falling again , and i'm reaching out for you
but you keep falling and falling again, and i'm reaching out for you
but you keep falling and falling again, and i'm reaching out for youfor your love, for your love

thats all folks! hoped you like it....i tell you if ken lim wanna copy or what i will sue him man...basket.

signing off

yours still-listening-to-his-own-song-ly

NORMAN THE GREAT!

2006-10-08T23:01:00.000-07:00

can u guys hear the song? nice right????!?!?!

guess who it is....okay i give u clue

1. he is a handsome guy
2. he is a guy
3. he is me

HAVE YOU GUESSED IT?!?!?!?! THATS RIGHT!!!! ITS NONE OTHER MOI!!!!! ME! NORMAN THE GREAT! woo!

*bows to the crowd's applause*

now lets see....update on what i've been doing since the last time i updated....

well there was shooting i did for ngee ann. haha and i interview paul

ah....the crew hard at work

and i was doing work of my own...impt stuff...like taking pictures

all this while they were...arguing

discussing

while i and paul were

i know what ur thinking....after seeing all that u dun know who were the ones that are supposed to do the work right?....tough life for the idols i tell ya.

then it was time to chill out.....but check out how paul was trying to tackle my friend's....hand!

moving on....there was also the cleo fashion party @ zouk last friday....it was fun!!! woo! had some drinks and made new friends.

nope...these are old friends

ah there we go....may and chow and a guy who pincehd my butt(for obvious reasons......meaning i've got a cute butt...duhhh) called tino

here we have alan and danny showing us their very platonic friendship

and here we have evelyn and germaine doing likewise

it was fun and the atmoshphere at zouk was amazing....met jon and he was like....

jon:eh idiot
NORMAN THE GREAT: you then idiot ah lose to hady 40%....hahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

okay on a brighter note.

i went to this new fancy(okay not really fancy) place at selegie! called!

SULTAN KEBAB!

the cook

the food

yum yum

it was a turkish kinda eating place...nice people. met some really good ppl there. oh and did i mention? my church friends brought a new guy...he is from germany, name's fied....when i met him, this was what happened.

Norman: hi!
Fied: hi...i'm Fied
Norman(hearing wrongly): yea i'm fine too...

doesn't he look like jason mraz from this angle?

hahahaha.oh well....he doesn't speak much english but after that we brought him to play counterstrike where we found...COMMON GROUND. hahahahaha

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THIS SECTION FOR GAMERS ONLY
noobs pls go away...u won't understand.

personally....i like this guitar shop

ahhaa!!! FOR YOU NOOBS OUT THERE....GG in gaming language means good game...very commonly used.
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okay then we were off to sim lim square! i wanted to get a new portable harddrive(which i did for a very cheap price!) and we visited stanford's father's shop. it was full of stuff i tell ya! computer geek's paradise!

the libraries of laptops!

the rolls of rams!

and here is his father's classic collection of ANCIENT LAPTOPS!

check out their mini screens

look at thier touchpad

this one is....has to be the fattest laptop ever

want something even better???

WOO!! no usb port...no cd-rom drive.

brilliant.

okay i gotta go now...*awwww* dun worry there'll be more next week ;D

signing off

yours with-fingers-very-tired-from-all-the-typing-ly

NORMAN LE GRAND!

2006-09-29T22:44:00.000-07:00

oh me oh my what a busy week it has been. yups. the last two weeks have been fun though and finally now i can breathe....that sigh of relief...its over. there's only one rule now that i might need to reinforce so everyone read this carefully....

RULE 1: DUN ASK ME WHO DO I THINK DESERVES IT MORE HADY OR JON.

if u ask tat, u risk being beaten up, verbally abused, severed at several parts or worse.....DEATH.

haha yup.

i can tell you during this WHOLE idol period, you'd never be able to understand how busy we were. the hours we spent....working and sweating to give u that one show to entertain you. here is some of the pains that we had to endeavour

oh what pain.

it was all hard work and no play for us

i know i know....really wants to make you think about joining next season right? tiring work i tell ya.and just so in case u are not convinced how much work we put in....this is a short clip of just how serious we take our work here .

just in case u are wondering, that was hady trying to screw the girls dance steps up and paul and emilee beating him up in the end and paul was trying to zoom into everyone's breast all that while...haha

okay enough of the idols....now lets see how much more effort the PRODUCERS are putting in. the producers work almost all day and have very little sleep. what a pity huh? and they get no recgonition what-so-ever. lets see how difficult their journey has been.

over here you see the dangers of working in mediacorp. here's edwin the intern showing us how dedicated to the job he is by risking his own life.

now here's another producer. he's name is Yaohan or YH in short. oh how we love YH...that is why we have made a short documentary or videoclip of him. very touching stuff....this is how hard these mediacorp producers work.

here is YH hard at work....i think paul depicts he's dedication perfectly with this clip.

documentary of YH part 2

hahaha.....wasn't that fun okay now to the serious stuff......have you people realized how our world is rapidly changing? things around us keep changing constanly but the only thing that fails to catch up are people and...their bad habits.

people have an unwritten rules, taboos, about many things how to eat, how to carry yourself, what u can or cannot say, but does anyone know of a SWIMMING ETIQUETTE?

this is how one MUST not swim. watch this lady as she demonstrates for us. watch the buttcks

to end of....lets review the men's room and how impt it is to maintain order in there.

haha....i think thats enough information for a day....i'll go have my lunch now! take cares!

yours signing off very-hungri-ly
NORMAN THE GREAT!

2006-09-19T00:16:00.000-07:00

it has been such a hectic week i dun even know what ive been busy with. phew.

not even much time to blog! but anyways here goes. despite the busy schedule i've been able to snap up some of the candid moment me and the othe idols had. here my feature on PAUL TWOHILL FAGGOT.

photo of paul as THE GREEK GOD....DESS

Paul as the terrorist

jay was actually asking paul to beg for the food in his bag. unfortunately paul had OTHER ideas.

paul as a model

here's a pic of john acting cool

not that he's REALLY cool or whatever la. hmph.

haiz been doing so much this week hadn't really had much time to think even. but i DID go to church. for the past 18 years almost every sunday i have been attending church but during the idol journey i haven't had much time to attend it so whenever i go i feel, holy. hahaha

here are some snapshots

i was serving camera duty

but this one has got to be the funniest

alright alright thats alot to give....i dun have much time! gotta go dota!

i'll try and blog when i have time rights?

signing off-hurriedly-before-game starts-ly

NORMAN THE GREAT

too much is no good

2006-09-06T09:43:00.000-07:00

okay my Mp3 is down so i can't record a new song *awwwsss* but anyways i'm going to let u ppl listen to this song that i've been listening to recently. its called "stars" by switchfoot not sure if many of you guys haveheard this one. brilliant song.

now people....i've been busy know? i've no idea what i'm busy with as well. sometimes i'd like to THINK that i'm busy. cuz now u are the SUPERTAR and everything.

but if u take time and actually think about stuff. i'd actually come to realize that I AM NOT BUSY AFTER ALL. chimology i know.

jack had a terrible run in with death. sad really.

i think at the end of the day. i'd rather not be busy. humans like to think their busy when all they are actually doing is going around all day pretending to be busy. they see thier mums do it, their dads, everyone is doing it. until it comes to a point where.....its natural to be just ...busy, when in fact, ur not. the KAN CHOING mentally is fillin up this whole world. its evident everywhere! like have u seen the number of signs they put up in singapore? i can bet most of them dun need to be there in the first place but somehow PEOPLE(not government) decided that ...oh well we've got money to spend so WHY NOT?!?!?

why yes? have u ever thought of that? why must u do it? why can't u just. relax?

and whats with all these shortforms? like everything must be SHORT nowadays. even i get caught up in the mix. wen we type we type lik tis so its shorter n ezer to type and save time. ppl coming up with these short forms like wth btw wtf stfu knn 2pid tis is 4 u lol rofl lmao isa ad as das da wd wa fgrw g teh yj iyki lu and so on.

everything is about RESULTS, RESULTS RESULTS nowadays. have u tried giving tuition to girls? i have, and i tell u i HATE to teach girls maths. why? cuz they miss the whole point of maths!!! maths is not about getting answers and and scoring 1000000 marks. nope its the fun of figuring out the answer and trying to solve the problem. i even had a lecturer going to the extend of saying "math is sexy". BUT THEN EDUCATION SPOILS IT. its so result orientated tat people just dun care about how u get the answers anymore.....its about the answer itself. dun believe me? just look back at ur PAST education. how much of it do u actually remember?

but there's no doubt education is important. no doubt. it builds us on the inside. make us smart and civilized and hardworking peaceloving salary waiting billpaying complaining mindless sheeps that they can control. then again is it really good? my conclusion? too much of everything is no good.

too much of relaxing...no good
too much of busying(yes norman says there is a word)...nope no good.
too much of good...is also no good.
too much of gay.....maybe is good. HAHA

look at how gay i am!

btm line..do whatever u want in life but at the end of the day...make sure u dun regret a single bit. not one single bit.

yours signing off feeling more gay than ever after watching my own video

NORMAN LE GRAND!

2006-08-24T07:09:00.000-07:00

gosh...i'm so lazy. life is wonderful.... :D

can u guys hear the new song?? its the scientist by coldplay. hope you like it. i dun have the best recorder so...haa dun expect the best sound.

i've been busy okay?

look at how busy i am?

gosh that makes me hungry

and spending time with maine and stuff.....working on IMPortantT photography skills. like this

DO NOT LEAN....right

then there's always the visit to the supermarket with my mum. *dread* oh well...i was just playing around most of the time anyway...haha! and i realized something....like...people say their ugly and they can't change it? OH how i BEG to defer! u realize....that people and their personalities or their occupations or their schools or just simply their lifely hood, can be reflected on the face? no? yes! see like...how guys from ACS have this super ACS face. or or....like people who are shy and softspoken have that very plain face? no? but this one is for sure. have u gone to the market and stuff and seen the butchers? they always have this similar face like...u can put thier job and face together. OBSERVE CHILDREN:

see what i mean! he's a butcher btw

scary....so if u want to have a model face or a superstar's face, you've gotta live like a model or a superstar. difficult huh? well better example if you want to look like me then.....oh wait you need to be blessed by God for that so...hahaha!

kidding(like why must i say this? will it offend people? they think i'm arrogant? why can't everyone just...ease up a little cheeze)

hmm lets see what else i've been doing...hmm. oh yes at the supermart, i bought this Basket ball hoop thingy for kids and..haha...put it up in my room. its endless hours of fun for the price of $2.50 i tell you

shooting baby hoops is MY thing ;)

chop!! yes thats frograracy accuracy!

okay...here's another sad story. see this fish we shall so affectionally name...Mr fish, was swimming happily in his ocean sea. the waters free for him to roam and look for other female hottie fishes. he can do anything he wants! in the waters there are no laws! and reproduction is everything! haha...isn't that just the life? and everyone is NAKED! woo! but how happy he must have been that day....when Mr Fish was swimming around and he saw a shrimp! OH HAPPY DAY! i must get that shrimp! and he chases and he twists and turns and wiggles his way around until FINALLY he catches up with the little bugger. chewing it with his teeth,Mr fish swims away happily with his new catch! until suddenly......SWWOOPPP!! he got caught himself. thats the end of his marine playboy life.

Look at the shocked expression on his face. if i were him, i would curse my luck as well

poor Mr fish. (characters named in this story have choosen these aliases and are kept anonymous for their own protection)

oh well...i might as well tell u his name..ALFRED FISH! yupp...i just breached our contract. haha! stupid MR .FISH! he's dead anyway so he won't know ;P

wo ho ho...long blog today k highlight of the day. the Singapore annual bear staring competition has come again! some of you might be asking...HUH?!?! what bear...what? staring? wth? okay okay let me shed some light. its an annual competition where bears from all over the region come to singapore to compete in their staring skills! its a tiring and gruelling competition i tell you. and this year i've been invited as special guest participant...NORMAN THEN! woo! claps(for himself)

and that day i tell you...i realized that staring is not a simple game..OH NO NO NO! it involves so many factors. if you stare like this -_-...you might put ur opponent to sleep, or yourself. if you stare like this 0_0 , you might risk looking like this forever, or just simply looking like an idiot. if you stare like this ^_^ well....no one will take you seriously. haha!

so anyway i beat a few bears and ended up in the semi finals where i lost! *gasps*

yea,...he was a seasoned starer so i couldn't beat him . here is a shot of him and me staring!

oh and did i mention that bear went on to win? but the sad fact that he died the next day cuz....few ahbengs beat him up. they were like..."stare what stare?" then....BSSH BASH! POW! WHACK!then....... newspaper front page. what a terrible life to live.

oh well i'm pretty hungry now so i'll just leave you with this thought:
Do you agree that microwaves are the best invention in this century???

poll on the column beside here to see what people think!

yours rushing-off-to-eat-dinner-ly

NORMAN THE GREAT!

The worst thing about being not talked about

2006-08-17T09:07:00.000-07:00

"the worst thing about not being talked about.....is not being talked about" - oscar wilde

ah...how true. how true. wise words from one of the legends in story telling. i will not venture into telling you all how he got famous. Not because its a long story....nnonono.....its just .......i haven't much of a clue myself. HAHA!

anyway....story is that....he was a very famous story teller. Charming in his own way and women all over....wherever he was telling he's story from(america i think) fell in love with him. and oh well he just had something about him that was so, original.

novelty attracts.

speaking about novelty, i happened to watch tonights show(the one where mathilda got kicked out) and, i must say, i was bitterly dissapointed. not only to see one of the best singaporean singers get kicked out so early in the competition, but also to see some of the best performers(hady and jon who conincidentally are my good friends) to be in the btm 3. Sad .

its not a singing competition anymore i guess. some people(i DARE not mention the type if not i'll end up dead tmr morning), are spoiling the competition. its not any of the idols faults. their doing their best. but sometimes, people see themselves in whoever their voting for. so i guess ...there aren't many good singers in singapore cuz....ppl just see their bad singing in their idols and vote for them.

go ahead and slam me. I DUN CARE. you know why? cuz i'm not targeting anyone here. BUT U KNOW WHO U ARE. thats right. i love all the idols. believe me. but i want to see a good show. so pls. vote properly.

i had fans....i think. and i'd like to think, that they supported me because, i sang well. thats the only reason. other reasons are secondary. i just want them to like my singing cuz, its a singing competition for god sakes! why would i want to join a competition and be remembered for something else? i wanna make it far in life. with my singing and musical career. i dun want to be famous. hell no, fame is boring. i too thought fame was nice. having people recgonize you was something COOL.

i was wrong. its boring. lonely sometimes. when i was in the competition. its was..camera's in your face 24/7. its hard to be yourself. its hard to be happy.becuz u can't do what u want to do. you say what you want to say.

at the end of the day. it sucks.

so if any of you reading this, that is hoping to join SI next season or anything else in your life. for fame. don't. you'l regret it.

life is too short. only do what you want to do and what will be good for everyone else around you. Love yourself most importantly and...whatever religion you are, believe in your God, fully.

signing off

yours little-bit-dissapointed-but-hoping-to-see-the-best-in-singaporeans-soon-ly

Norman Le Grand!

2006-08-13T21:16:00.000-07:00

haha...HEY EVERYONE! phew....tiring trip to malaysia man i tell you. I KNOW I KNOW, you've all been waiting for me to update my blog. dun get too excited guys...SIT DOWN for heaven's sake.

haha alright...so i'll indulge you on my very excitable(got such word i dun care) journey to THE LAND OF FLIES (so wonderfully described by maine girl)

See! here's a RARE footage of a HOUSEFLY on my father's back!

Okay....so what've learned from my journey there was....that:

EVERYTHING IN MALAYSIA IS RELAC(or rather RELAXED)

here's a rough idea....this is the lift at our hotel....look at how relac it opens...HAHAH!

even this FISHES are sleeping on the job!

hahaha...nonetheless...both my cousin and I had loads of fun. not to mention the shopping! hahah! there were many incidents to cherish but here's are a few HIGHLIGHTS of our trip :D

Day one:getting to know you

haha...i'm just going by the order of photos taken. The first day was nothing much...we just scanned the area. took in the sights and then we visited this Seafood Restuarant!

Obviously i got bored...haha!

This one just happened to pop out of nowhere! *gasps*

Then this guy started making funny faces at me! Irritating man!

wow...i found out an easy way to upload photos so now its like...wow so easy! haha anyway the restaurant was great and we all went to sleep that day. to prepare for the NEXT DAY!

2. Day number 2! we were OFF TO THE THEMEPARK! WOO!

woo look at the nice scenery!........oh and of cuz the indoor theme park behind! hahahaha

Then we were off...we bought our tickets and made a short dash to the entrance.

We had to take a bus

My sis and Chien Hui ON the bus...well...what are they doing sitting right next to the driver??haha

Here's some other photos of us doing the paddles! we had a mini race and of cuz the DUDES came in FIRST PLACE!

and what's a themepark without a proper Go KART! woo!

but here was the most interesting part of the go kart...okay. there was a board which had all the rules and regulations of the go kart system and here was one of the rules

APPERENTLY...there would be a warning or a signal given to anyone...with...NO PECKS! HHHUUUUHHH!!!!! we were confused by the sign?!?! None of us had pecks!(here's the definition for the word peckless http://www.wordreference.com/definition/peckless)

we were looking around and we were wondering....is this the reason why these arabs are here? there were alot of arab women queueing up for the go kart and they had these...is it tudongs? anyway theirs are much more elaborated than singaporean tudongs cuz theirs covered the mouths and the nose and everything! cept the eyes of cuz. though some of them still wore shades (go figure!). we were wondering...perhaps under that disguise...they had PECKS! thats why they were so willing to go karting!

finally we figured out the word was actually supposed to be RECKLESS. oh well fortunately i figured that out AFTER the race as i was driving at TOP SPEED(which wasn't really fast actually) and bumping into all my friends to get FIRST PLACE *claps*

haha and of cuz me and my cuz was making fun of that board the enitre trip! haha

oh yes and we counquered that.....easy peasy lemon squeezy stuffs

And here's our visit to DINOSAUR LAND! *audience aww*

Here's me and my cousin having a raptorback riding fight!

we lost and my raptor got furious

OH NO!!! A GIANT SERPENT IS GOING TO DEVOUR MY FRIENDS! RUN COMRADES! RUN!

this teradactyl had her wings too close to ground

This fella had his hands too high up in the air!

OH YES...one of the most fun parts was the Archery session we had! I didn't know this myself but my sister had a nick for achery as well

look at how gracefully she takes up her position!

Look...our hours bumming at home watching Lord of the rings paid off!

here's my cousin taking a shot....look at how cool he is...focused, composed. look at his face....sheer determination. he puts himself into position. brings the arrow back into shooting position and ....!!!!! LOOK AT THE ARROW IT FLIES THROUGH THE AIR HITS THE BULLSEYE AND........drops on the floor. diao

look at his shocked face after the takes the shot...haha...even he can't believe it!

haha...no offense but after all the middle east terrorism. one can't help to think after seeing this that even the middle eastern WOMEN are getting in on the trend! they're even trying out new weapons to enhance their slaying capacity when called into action!

ninja archer! lol!

at the end of the day we were so tired we just slept. but the next day was i feel, was the most exciting day yet!

Day 3: visit to Kaula Lumpur-city of endless shopping

well what can i say...it was just a day of endless shopping. but here were some little incidents to remember

well...my cousin was getting a little TOO close to the usher

why...what a wonderful advertisement. boys and girls for sale!

well...i nvr understood why the male genitalia was described by some singaporeans as "kukubird" but one things for sure...i'll nvr visit a bar full of kukus

My cousin(oh yah his name is Shawn) and i found this really cool concept shop. it really had a whole new concept of its own

Shawn suggested me buying this shirt and wearing it to one of the shows........perhaps not shawn. hahaha

all in all....malaysia can be summarized into a moment me and Shawn had. We visited this shop called 'Factory outlet Store' (in short FOS) and i thought it was funny cuz my friends would insult each other by calling names like POS(piece of s***) . Basically what it means is that if i call you that means you are a piece of human faeces. You can only imagine my reaction when not long after i told my cousin about POS, I saw this sign.

it really shows how malaysians love thier country. HAHAHAHA

alas. it was time to head home. we were all really tired and just wanted to catch some sleep

i'm feeling pretty beat myself. the photos that were not posted here can be view in "the great photo album" link right beside here and....oh yea the new song will be done another day when i....feel like doing it. lol!

so here's me signing off

yours drowsily
Norman The Great!

tissue issue

2006-08-07T06:19:00.000-07:00

alright this post is about everyone that has ISSUES WITH TISSUES that they need to work out man. issues man really....real mental or real like...psychotic issues to work out u know what i mean?

first i'd like to start out with this incident....i was walking home that day. happily minding my own business when out of the BLUE this EVIL looking cat was like staring at me la! WTH!!?!?! i didn't even step on it or what la! like c'mon man! want to fight?!?! COME COME fight! UR CLAWS ARE NO MATCH FOR MY GREAT FIST!!! GRRR!!!!

SEE! he was like staring with evil eyes like! LIKE WAN HUA FROM TOP 28! GRRR!!!!

conclustion: this cat has issues with tissues man.

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secondly...me and maine b were in wisma walking around... INNOCENTLY MINDING OUR OWN BUSINESS...when out of the YELLOW these two women...wah lao. not that i want to say but they were POSING for this LINGERIE(ling-ger-ri not laun-jer-ray) shop but like HELLO! like indecent expose c'mon man.

see! aww...too much too much!

conclusion:these women have issues with tissues man

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the next thing is also quite....augh...DESSSGGUUUSSSDDDINNGG!!! levine came to my house to work out this song that we were SUPPOSED to perform but...nvm about that...then we were going to media corp after that to watch the show and i was walking down the road, yes once again...HAPPILY MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS when i CAUGHT...at the SIDE of my eye

LEVIN NG! omg how could u!....he was oogling over this AUNTIE LA...like levin EEEWWWWWW

auntie killer

HAHAHA! conclusion:levin has issues with tissues man. HAHAHA

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okay....that was nothing compared to what ur gonna witness next! see i was walking in city link...ONCE AGAIN HAPPILY...u know...MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS when this boy steps up. at first u know....he looked cute...

then.....he turned around and....EEEWWW OMG !! AT SUCH A YOUNG AGE! HOW COULD HE! dissapointment really

look at what TV has done to him! digging his crouch in public! OUTRAGE OF MODESTY!

btm line :this kid has issues with tissues man. period.

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another one another one....wah this one is terok blangah man(no meaning) okay i was at PASTA MANIA!(the place for casual dining) with maine girl(did u know there's a place called maine road in manchester?) then we were HAPPILLY EATING OUR PASTA MINDING OUR OWN BUSINESS when out of the RED our phones started humping each other! i know i know...as weird as it may sound....but it really did happen...i had two phones and maine had one and they were having a threesome right infront of us just when i was about to eat my pasta! DESGUSDING i tell ya...

atrocious!thats porn!

morale of story: our phones have issues with tissues man.

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okay...this third girl is a rebel! a rebel! i tell u....see me and my friends were having lunch at pasta mania....and yes u guessed right. WE WERE HAPPILY ENJOYING OURSELVES MINDIG OUR OWN BUSINESS...when out of the PURPLE i caught this girl messaging(or in short msg) in a NO MSG ZONE! yes yes. crimes like these do exist.... that is the extent of the evil in our world. check this out

look how defiantly she was smsing in a NO MSG ZONE! rebels i tell u!

gist of it all: this girl has serious issues with tissues man.

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okay this one has to take the cake....i was quite happy with this one but i tell u the guys at pasta mania have LOST it man. i mean...i know i'm a celebrity and everything(puts on sunglasses) but to what extend would they go to WELCOME this SUPERTAR!?! well let me shed some light...see i was walking in to pasta mania YET AGAIN MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS HAPPILY when out of the GREEN i saw this SIGN...can u believe it! i know its courtesy and nice and everything to give free gifts but...A FREE PHONE!?!?!?! u've got to be kidding me. look at this

PHONE AHEAD(handphone that is) look at the sign it says "NORMAN THEN....pick up here" and there look the free phone is there.

i tell u...there's only one phrase to describe this...you've got it.....ISSUES WITH TISSUES MAN

so there u have it. in the simple life of Norman Then he finds so many unfortunate happenings in this world. People with issues....who needs a tissue. So ppl out there, if u have an issue with tissues then.....pls solve it. get over it, read some self help book. yep....look under title 'tissue issue' u might find some help there. AND IF U DUN SORT IT OUT SOON. then u'll find out that Norman Le Grand! will be there to capture it on camera and blog about it and make u look like a COMPLETE idiot.

so have an issue? here...have a tissue

easy peasy lemon squeezy.

yours smugly

Norman The Great!

Bimbotic takeover!

2006-08-04T05:38:00.000-07:00

like WOW!!! now i have my very own PROFESSIONAL BLOG! hahaha! yup its professional.

like i couldn't care less about how my blogs looked like before but now with the help of maine girl its....cool....just like MOI! hahahahaha. okay nvm

anyways....todays story is REALLY nice! hahaha see i was on the way to see maine girl? then i got on to the cab. then this uncle....woah....at first he was like....okay. normal. nothing interesting. then we got on the expressway.... VVVRRROOOMMMMM he starts to change gear like mad! cutting lanes! left right center left....all over the place! then he starts cursing and swearing at this black car(couldn't be bothered with the model) and says"haha see la...now he scared alraedy dun want to fight with me." hahahahahahahha i was LMAO!(laughing my ass off for those gundu's) hahaha....

maine girl once told me that when the taxi speeds there would be this sound like...TINK TINK...then when i heard it....i was like..."really meh?" but i can swear to you that day...i know for a fact what she said was true. cuz....it wasn't like TINK TINK....nonononnnonnonono oh no it wasn't...it was like TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK.....ALL THE WAY! hahahahaha so yea....he was hitting 120 so many times! and thats like super rare in singapore la lets admit. then he was telling me about he's youth days how he signed up for car maintanence course and had these really fast cars. he was doing that while he was speeding all the way. trying to race every big car he could see.... all i could say was....HAHAHAHAH! GO UNCLE GO! hahahaha...i think to him yellow light means green light and the signal lights are....shit.

then he told me that he doesn't do his with all his passengers.....like only....1 percent...and....i felt LOVED. :D

hahahahha.. wackiest driver ever man. that was a man who just loved life. love it! haha. then i asked him whether he got modify his taxi then i leaned back and make sure my belt was tightly in place cuz i expected him to like press a few buttons and the car would transform and BECOME AN ULTIMATE SPEED MACHINE!......but no...nvr. he just say.....SIAO waste money modify taxi. bummer.

anyway the day at maine's house was fun. tried to teach her maths and realized that not only my sister was blur and bimbotic. but almost every other girl.... -_- i think they watch too much mtv and read too many magazines. like girls dun think? they just sit there and expect u to tell u the answer....THEN HOW LIKE THAT?!?!?!? I TAKE THE O LEVELS FOR U LA! haiyo. bimbo man.

>see they always have bimbotic signs like these....whatever man

well.... we guys just let u girl quarrel over nothing beat urselves up then we'll TAKE OVER THE WORLD! MAUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

anyway...mummy is calling me for mahjong now(only my family la no money involved)

flabbergasted
flibbertigibit
yup their words....like whatever right?

signing off yours in a rushly
Norman The Great!

these are the fables of my street

2006-07-19T07:06:00.000-07:00

these are the fables of my street

"these are the fables of my street."

woo nice afternoon sun and i'm doing nothing but lying on my bed. oh perfect day.

life is good after idol so stop asking pls. not that i'm trying to be arrogant or anything but its just i hate to keep answering the same question like 101209u4023424923805827508720547350837543 times 0183712083712048325 times. life is good.

"life is wonderful"

so so...some things that happened after the idol. as u all know i've picked up a new hobby of randomly snapping photos with my new camera and sharing i with u guys. but there was one incident when i was on the MRT(aka the funeral) and i saw these two ultimate grump police officers (aka paul bearers) walked into the MRT....then they thought...WAH I SO COOL GOT GUN. or whatever la. then i was like....okay i'm going to take a photo of these two goons. then he turned around and saw me focusing the camera on him then u know what he said? i was like...OMG wth la... he said..."scuse me no taking of photos in the MRT."

?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

i was like....serious ah....then i asked....BUT WHY CANNOT??!?!?!??!! u thought this one cinema? no photography? u big celebrity? the camera will destroy the whole train??? OR U THINK U THE SUPERTAR NOW!?!??!?!?!

I"M THE SUPERTAR I DUN CARE!!!!! aaahhhHH!!!!!!!

i took one photo of him leaving...haha...not so supertar anymore right? nananepoopoo

and what what what.... now adays the taxi increase thier fare. WAH LAO AS IF NOT EXPANSIVE ENOUGH. whatever lor...everytime he on the meter i will tell him he's cheating my money. and and movies why now $9.50?!?!?! that one is really cheat ppl money lor. nowadays like got alot of 'lets fool the world and cheat their money' scams going around ah? and we're like so oblivious to it we just follow blindly. maybe i should start one scam also. then everyday i'll just laze around laughing at people who buy my products which are designed to run out or spoil or SELF DESTRUCT just so they will have to buy it again and again and......CASH UNLIMITED!!! woo!

"cuz it all amounts up to nothing in the end"

HEE :D i want to sleep...good....afternoon.

signing off

yours sleepily

NORMAN LE GRAND!

Supetar!

2006-07-16T07:04:00.000-07:00

Supetar!

I"M BACK!!! WOO!!!!! exciting huh? yup yup....i just want to say a BIG thank you to all my fans and family and friends and enemies(eerrr ya...not many though :P) that supported and not supported me but made the singapore idol program interesting. :D

ohohoh...do visit my photo album with lotsa healthy photos to feed ur troubled mind :D (if troubled it is :P).

wow...life after the competition is quite fun actually. chilling out with friends...SOCCER! something i missed so terribly during the idol camp. and i took the MRT for the first time in like a whole month! WAH! SO FUN!!! WEEE!!!! hahaha ...then there were these two domestic helpers that regconized me. haha...of all people to spot me! haha i couldn't say this in the singapore idol website but i'll say it now! i had drinks with my friends yesterday and ....well lets just say ignorance is bliss. not a care in the world guys....not a care in the world.

i just read Jon's singapore idol blog. he types so neatly...haha...we're so different yet we're so the same. its a really touching entry really, its his honest feeling poured out nicely into sentences and paragraphs, censored, toned down and down to earth interpretation of how the events unfolded when gurmit sang my name in the most melancholic nature.

"look at the stars...look how they shine for u."

he cried....the jonathan that i know doesn't cry. unless its something that hurts him bad. like he said "when Gurmit announced Norman’s name, it felt like my good friend was taken away right in front of your eyes and I couldn’t do anything about it." i felt the same way when i saw u crying jon. something taken away....can't get back.

well get kicked out soon yah then join me! ahahhahahaha....okay nvm just kidding. i hope he goes all the way though.

not forgeting the rest though. they all are dear to me...even hady called me the other day complaining how boring it is without me. ..........how true... hahahahaha! kidding kidding. i miss u too hady...now we can't sing the supertar song anymore cuz only u are supertar not moi.

for those of u cavemen/women who did not watch idol extra here's the rundown of the supertar song for u...

Hady: Norman are u....a supertar????

Norman: yes! i'm a SUPERTAR! lets sing the SUPERTAR SONG!!!!!

unison: Supertar! supertar! i am realli supertar!

Norman: i kang be a supertar

Hady: i kang sing very well!

HAHAHAHAHAHA...and the whole song must be done with a EXCITED face! hahahaha.

yep...its time for lunch now....just a note before u go. erm...can u guys smile more? i went on the MRT the other day and realized how much similar MRT's are to funerals. so smile more and don't worry your life away!

signing off

yours gleefully

Norman Le Grand!

Isn't it ironic?

2006-06-25T07:03:00.000-07:00

Isn't it ironic?

its time to be serious folks. as you can see i'm typing much slower now , no time for jokes any more. the reason i'm blogging today is quite simple.....i just had this strange dream that....woke me up, i couldn't sleep after that. well dun worry its not a SCARY dream as some of you people at home might fear. its more of an, ironic dream, that makes u think about stuff know?

alright...one song in my head now, alanis morsette's "ironic" i'll be singing parts of the song in this post so...sing along if u know the words :D

the dream start off simply...some how the images, vague, some more vivid than the others, but apparently the dream was about, me trying to change the future. well you see in the dream i had an uncanny skill to see into the future, but it wasn't things about myself, it was things that was going to happen to other people. small things, little things, things that might not affect them now but that might affect them in the future.

"An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day"

the first part...i forsaw a man getting hit by a car. i saw this and then immediatly i was back in reality but this time, i was with the man, and he was about to cross the road. he crossed causually, without looking up to see the oncoming car. knowing what i saw in my dream, i made a desperate attempt to push him away from the road. however the strangest thing happend.....before the car actually hit him, he did manage to stop and get out of the way of the car, save for me and my stupidity, shoving him right back into the way of the oncoming car. he died. because of me.

"Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
Well isn't this nice"

the second one i can't quite remember. this is the nature of my dreams. i nvr remember them, so i just blog it before i forget. well the second one is slightly different than the first. a woman left her wallet at home. i forsaw this and immediatly brought into the scene of her house. obviously i wanted to help the woman so i took the wallet and ran after her to return the wallet. i finally caught up with her and she was so grateful when i gave her the wallet(she wasn't aware how i got it but....its my dream so let it be). i thuoght to myself...finally i had made someone's day, finally a good prediction, finally i did some good. but......in the rush of the moment, i left her house door open. her house was ransacked the night she came back, with lots of precious valuables missing. nice. good job Norman. brilliant work there.

"A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife"

the last one is the best beacause its still fresh in my memories, the images still stirring vividly in my mind. it started like this. i saw images...of a woman, something was about to happen to her, a very small things, things that happen to us all the time but irritate the hell out of us. then i saw her, paying for things at a cashier, she was talking to the cashier and somehow because the cashier girl was paying attention to her talking, she accidentally typed in the same item twice, which the woman would only come to realize when she reaches home and checks her receipt. right after that i was back in reality, going up an escalator. suddenly, a young girl brushes pass me, she seems excited about something but i just couldn't make out what she was saying, so i followed her quite certain she was part of this whole dream. she reached the top and turned to a corner, pointing excitedly and yelling for her mothers attention. Soon her mom arrived at the scene and lo and behold, it was the woman that i forsaw. she wanted a cap that had the words "jason mraz" on it (i'm a big jason mraz fan so thats why he's in my dream). so the mother, obviously wanting to please her daughter and to pacify her, grabbed the cap and headed for the cashier with her tray full of items. that is when i thought i'd better warn the cashier. so i ran to the counter, screaming wildly for the cashier to stop. apparently she was already scanning the items when i warned her not to. i told her that she was going to scan the same item twice and i that i recieved were two big bewildered pair of eyes. there was a moment's silence , i saw the cashier carefully scanning the jason mraz cap then telling me sarcastically "there look...once only.ONCE". i tried to argue back but thats when it happened, the woman with the child was so fed up but me, being sort of an irriatant she grabbed the cap from the table and shoved it into the cashiers face and shouted "i don't have time for this" and in the moment the cashier was hurried so much so that....she accidentally scanned the cap........again. the rest of the day the woman would go through, would be horrid. she'd have thought about the cap that was accidentally scanned twice and sulk about it the entire day, blaming everything else for this affecting everyone around her, her kids, her husband, herself. good job norman, good job. if not for u this wouldn't even happen. but its because of you the moment happened and the little thing became a big thing and.....wait...i forgot, thats just how life is :D

"It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just cant take
Who would've thought it figures "

i figures huh? sometimes we let little things in life bother us. and then we in return bother other people. who feel bothered by us and then goes on to BOTHER OTHER PEOPLE. i could go on all day but somehow i feel that, at the end of the day, somebody bothered will bother YOU, and when that moment comes, are we going to feel bothered? then bother somebody else again? because, like it or not, that somebodys irritation, might have started from you. so i have a question WHY BOTHER?

"Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face"

so to conclude this post, don't, worry your life away :D in my dream i tried to change everything in my visions but at the end of the day i was the CAUSE of all those terrible chain of events. I WAS, because i tried to change something. which i realized by now that , it can't be changed. the future is not to be tampered with. our lives might come to an abrupt end at any time, so why bother with trivial stuff like receipts and that pimple on ur cheek? it'll go away, it might come back some day,but that dun matter, i won't worry my life away?

signing off yours handsomely

NORMAN THEN

The Freshmaker

2006-06-18T07:01:00.000-07:00

The Freshmaker

i just realized now...why i didn't update my blog in the past......

two words...just too lazy.

shut up...its two words cuz NORMAN says so. cool.

the south korea and france starting in like 15 mins. feeling little bit drowsy but still hanging in there. YOU CAN DO IT NORMAN! ONLY ANOTHER 90 MINS! C"MON!

i think there should be more hours in a day. at least.......36 hours. yup. why?....quite simple...u see....on a normal day i'm awake for.......12 hours? so if thats all the hours i need in a day...that would mean.................. 24 hours hours of sleep! woo!

and i feel that there should be more parks in singapore. like....they are trying to deprive us of soccer or something? siao! then then then....how we survive? madness man this government.

and how come like everyone got more allowance than me?....i always try and save....then in the end. like not enough. but everyone like buying expensive stuff. then there's peer pressure to like...buy stuff as well. but then u realize how ridiculous this society is with their over-branded stuff and their over-sized meals. DID U KNOW....IN TOWN...THE INCREASE THE PRICE OF MAC FRIES BY..... 30 CENTS! wth??!?!?!??!! and and and ....last time mah mah shop can buy mentos for 60cents. NOW 7-ELVEN IDIOTS WANT TO STEAL MY MONEY WITH THESE $1.15 MENTOS!

seriously i think something is wrong with the world. and they make us pay for WORLD CUP?!??!! can u believe it?...its like basic neccesities la. wth man....slap face slap face.

that day i went karaoke singing with my relatives. okay....they wanted to hear me sing and give me advice on stage presence and all that. but what i was most concern was about......................THEY MAKE US PAY 70 BUCKS FOR LIKE ONE SESSION! what what what? he mike must pay rental? the chair got fan? DUN HAVE! and they cheat our money with 70 bucks! my uncle still can..."dun worry about it....its not alot of money..." U SURE ANOT??????u know....with 70 bucks....in the old days can buy. wah!..... 116.67 mentoses! and one mentos tube got 14 tablets. so if one week u eat one tube( 2 tablets per day) wah!....the 116.67 mentoses can last u for 116.7 weeks! thats....816 days! thats....WAH!!!!!!... 2.237 years!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH.

last time when i was young when my allowance was....hah...stupid, i rmbr thats what i did. i bought one tube of mentos and slowly eat 2 of the 14 in the tube everyday...so it will last me a week. those were the days. HAH but did u know my church got this shop still sell mentos for 60 cents? bless the uncle that still sells it man. those money eating 7-eleven outlets should just BURN THEMSELVES DOWN!!!! shameless buggers.

haiz...wah i can talk so much about mentos...powerpack. good job norman good job. marvelous, excellent, brilliant, wonderful, great.......i'd like to say more about pasta but oops! its 3:02! the match started!!! ALL UR FAULT!!!! talk talk until make me miss the opening. evil doers.....bringer of all things evil! creater of the darkness! YOU!!!!!

loves. yours half heartedly

NORMAN THEN :D

Shopping Spree

2006-06-12T07:00:00.000-07:00

Shopping Spree

dear readers,

due to overwhelming response, Norman has decided to .............................WRITE A NEW POST!

woo!!!*marvels at he's genius*

Not many of u may know to but to my rabid(yet very new)readers.... i have purposefully,deliberately, intentfully, intentionally, and quite ingeniously :D stalled the posting of my new post! You see, anticipation is how i seduce my readers to keep coming back. *taps himself on shoulder* see how i carefully play with time? by inviting u to come back the next day to read my "mindblowing" new post but then delaying it by a few days so that when i DO write it my readers will be so filled with anticipation that even if i said.........the sky is blue ah.......I WILL RECIEVE UNADULTERATED SUPPORT FROM MY FANS!!!!

yup....its either that or i'm lazy.

yah maybe i was just lazy to write a new blog.

okay...okay i'm sorry guys. i got caught up! its the world cup u know? and its like.....the world cup hello?

okay so some girls are saying...what's up with guys and their world cup?.... then i can also say....what's up with girls and thier shopping??? AAAAHHHH. see, stumped right? the best part is world cup only comes in four years but u girls complain like we do it everyday. like...whats up with that? and we guys dun even complain about ur shopping. so u know what i'll do? NOW ITS MY TURN TO COMPLAIN! HAH! we'll see what u'll have to say it......i'll probably get some bimbotic answers but ...what the hell.

alright...firstly....WHERE IN THE WORLD U ALL GET THE MONEY TO KEEP ON SHOPPING? u know when i buy something more than 50 bucks....i feel...super guilty. BUT U GIRLS DO IT LIKE NOTHING. and some of u are not even rich! like.....

"oh how much are those shoes?"

"oh quite cheap.....only about....80 bucks."

YAH RIGHT CHEAP MY BUTTOCK.....u think our parents print money ah? u think money drop from the sky? 80 bucks is like... super alot of money la.

okay...that was point number one....i should like...keep points. keep it organized and stuff.

okay 2.YES YOU LOOK FAT IN THAT(click...apply to all)

alright...let me elaborate. to put it quite simply..........YES U LOOK FAT IN THAT. yup. if you're fat you're fat. u can't change it. and since u're complain about it all the time. it just comes through la. and i dunno why u girls keep complaining that guys look at ur body. u keep asking questions like that..."do i look fat?" "how do i look in this?" ...then suddenly..."WHY U LOOKING AT MY BOOBS?" . erm.....cuz u asked my to look? stupid really. oh yah and why u ask whether u look fat in that? as if we care how u look in whatever ur wearing. if u asked us quite honestly.... we rather u not wear anything..... :D

ah then when we say that u look good in that. u grumble, like we not really helping. THEN DUN ASK LA.....just buy whatever la...take me to a lingerie shop la...that one i can give u good advice....cuz u'll look good in everything....HAHAHAHA

3.you girls take forever to decide.

you think this one is fashion show ah? modeling competition? singapore's top model? even if there was such a show u wouldn't be in it! hahaha.... yah.

"should i buy this anot?" "do u think it suits me?" "should i buy this or this"

what u think i going to wear it? JUST BUY LA...if u can't make up ur mind...buy both... rich right u all? shop shop shop.

eh now i think about it ah...why girls always ask us guys to treat. AAHH its not cuz they want to see how gentleman we are...ITS BECUZ THEY NO MONEY!!!!hahahaha! NO MONEY PAY MONEY! hahaha....ah see...all the girl pai seh already right?

alright la...i'll spare u girls for the night.

so now i'm going to watch italy play ghana. so are u going to complain?............*silence*........good girls...kor kor love u k?

kk....go do ur shopping....ciao!

Bad Word

2006-06-06T06:59:00.000-07:00

Bad word

GOOD MORNING SINGAPORE!

what a truely glorious day it is. alright its not exactly morning. more like, early afternoon but hey....its morning to me. i was greeted by the sun today, yup, she carassed my skin with such a smooth touch i could not help but feel loved.

hahaha. what.ever

alright...its like 1.50 in the morning and i have not taken my most impt meal of the day. BREAKFAST. ppl say its branch now...BUT I SAY NO!!!!!! nonono! how mistaken they must be. see i eat my BREAKFAST now....and right after that...i eat my LUNCH. aaaaahhhhhh see its like two seperate things no?

i haven't spoke about, not being in the top 12(of singapore idol in case some of u readers are living in a cave). alright....i know i know i might have looked "disturbed" on tv (remark courtesy of Ming) but actually i feel, quite alright with it. daphne asked me (yes the short one) what am i going to do at the mean time...while waiting for the wildcard. if u looked at it from a POSITIVE point of view............I GOT MORE TIME FOR WORLD CUP!

claps all around....woo cheers! capital thinking my boy ,capital thinking.

okay but no seriously i gotta work on my stuff man. stage performance singing and all that jazz, and rock, and roll also.

and i also have to say one thing. its not as fun to blog anymore cuz u can't say EVERYTHING u wanna say. not like before when no one knew u are u were only famous in ur own very stupid way. its like....i realized i put the word DAMN in my blog the other day...then i was thinking....what if....a mum of a fan read that? and she says that...this guy used this "bad word" so i won't vote for him.WHAT IF THAT HAPPENS?!?!?! *gasp*

then i thought to myself.....why worry? if people love u...they love u...then there'll be ppl that will be BOUND to hate u. its life u can't please everyone. u can try to be the best person u can be but at the end of the day, it won't please everyone. we're all...like mystic said...homosapiens. we're animals...beast. we dun think we just......do.

so.....SHIT...WOO WOO WOO!! i said it i said it! nanenanepoopoo. hahahhaha. did u see me say the bad word? YAY! hahaha NO ONE CAN STOP ME! MY REIGN IN BLOGLAND IS ETERNAL AND I AM SECOND TO NO ONE! NOT THIRD AS WELL!....and not forth...alright u get the pic.

so kick some ball. chop some bong.have a mentos. eat some pasta and enjoy the tan. life is a breeze. :D

KING OF BLOG!

2006-06-05T06:55:00.000-07:00

KING OF BLOG!

Norman has sent u a NUDGE!

welcome one and all to the GREAT BLOG! woo! excitement all around! gather around my good,not-so-good, and very not welcomed but still welcomed fair-weathered friends. alas, the great one has decided to revive he's blogging days! HARK NOW THE AGE OF BLOGGING WHERE I SHALL RULE OVER ALL!

hahahahaha

okay enough of that. welcome back my friends. for those that reads my other blog, which i have so undutifully abandoned(crowd goes aaawww). its alright! i asure you the end is not near and that NORMAN THE GREAT has yet many years in his ruling to live out!(girls gasp audibly)

alright first let me start by telling all of you(especially my fans and those that dun know me so well or just stumbled onto my blog cuz of my handsome face........okay maybe not the handsome face thing) that my NICK(emphasis!) is not meant to be ARROGANT or to display a POMPOUS attitude. i really dun need that kinda publicity really. its my gaming nick and i haven't changed it for ages so pls dun make me change it!

now that i've got THAT off my shoulders. i just want to say how nice it feels to be blogging again. somehow when u think in your solitude or when u voice things out loud, it never quite comes out the way u plan to say it. when u BLOG it, it .....looks good(puts on a pair of sunglasses). like like like....if lets say i want to say....that today is a hot day right? if i thought it to myself i'd think

" hmm today damn hot..."

if i were to say it..it'd sound something like this

" wah damn how today"

only the wah sets it apart really. BUT BUT BUT....if i were BLOG it, it'd sound much cooler....like this

"oh what a fabulously hot day, may i mention still the prospect of a swim seems awfully tempting!(in a very sexy british accent)"

see see! what did i tell ya? i'm right about these things u know? haiz.....yup.

so u see i'm a nice guy after all, i do drop a coin or two when i see a busker on the street. i say my hellos and good byes to everyone, i even make it a point to check out a waiter's name to say thank u to him/her/neither/all of the mentioned.

and yes if u're thinking....or maybe if ur just curious...i'm straight. i'm super straight. u could put a ruler beside me and i'd probably be more straight than the ruler. the papers once asked whether i prefered female to males fans(quite an evil question if u asked me), i said ...with a cheeky smile and a tongue in cheek :P...i like females. AH! but that doesn't mean i do not associate with male fans! nonono...no such discrimination of such a kind! oh no no no! thats pure evil i tell u!

woah...thats too much for my first post. i just scrolled up and woah...i do talk alot. but thats better than not talking if u asked me. life would just be. boring. yep. so drink up, have some pasta and enjoy the evening breeze.

rmbr, life is without a care and its ours for the taking, every moment of it. love life. love pasta.

take care and good night.

ALL HAIL THE KING OF BLOG! YEA!!!!!!!!!!!