Shopping Spree

Shopping Spree

dear readers,

due to overwhelming response, Norman has decided to .............................WRITE A NEW POST!

woo!!!*marvels at he's genius*

Not many of u may know to but to my rabid(yet very new)readers.... i have purposefully,deliberately, intentfully, intentionally, and quite ingeniously :D stalled the posting of my new post! You see, anticipation is how i seduce my readers to keep coming back. *taps himself on shoulder* see how i carefully play with time? by inviting u to come back the next day to read my "mindblowing" new post but then delaying it by a few days so that when i DO write it my readers will be so filled with anticipation that even if i said.........the sky is blue ah.......I WILL RECIEVE UNADULTERATED SUPPORT FROM MY FANS!!!!


yup....its either that or i'm lazy.


yah maybe i was just lazy to write a new blog.


okay...okay i'm sorry guys. i got caught up! its the world cup u know? and its like.....the world cup hello?

okay so some girls are saying...what's up with guys and their world cup?.... then i can also say....what's up with girls and thier shopping??? AAAAHHHH. see, stumped right? the best part is world cup only comes in four years but u girls complain like we do it everyday. like...whats up with that? and we guys dun even complain about ur shopping. so u know what i'll do? NOW ITS MY TURN TO COMPLAIN! HAH! we'll see what u'll have to say it......i'll probably get some bimbotic answers but ...what the hell.


alright...firstly....WHERE IN THE WORLD U ALL GET THE MONEY TO KEEP ON SHOPPING? u know when i buy something more than 50 bucks....i feel...super guilty. BUT U GIRLS DO IT LIKE NOTHING. and some of u are not even rich! like.....

"oh how much are those shoes?"

"oh quite cheap.....only about....80 bucks."


YAH RIGHT CHEAP MY BUTTOCK.....u think our parents print money ah? u think money drop from the sky? 80 bucks is like... super alot of money la.

okay...that was point number one....i should like...keep points. keep it organized and stuff.

okay 2.YES YOU LOOK FAT IN THAT(click...apply to all)

alright...let me elaborate. to put it quite simply..........YES U LOOK FAT IN THAT. yup. if you're fat you're fat. u can't change it. and since u're complain about it all the time. it just comes through la. and i dunno why u girls keep complaining that guys look at ur body. u keep asking questions like that..."do i look fat?" "how do i look in this?" ...then suddenly..."WHY U LOOKING AT MY BOOBS?" . erm.....cuz u asked my to look? stupid really. oh yah and why u ask whether u look fat in that? as if we care how u look in whatever ur wearing. if u asked us quite honestly.... we rather u not wear anything..... :D

ah then when we say that u look good in that. u grumble, like we not really helping. THEN DUN ASK LA.....just buy whatever la...take me to a lingerie shop la...that one i can give u good advice....cuz u'll look good in everything....HAHAHAHA

3.you girls take forever to decide.

you think this one is fashion show ah? modeling competition? singapore's top model? even if there was such a show u wouldn't be in it! hahaha.... yah.

"should i buy this anot?" "do u think it suits me?" "should i buy this or this"

what u think i going to wear it? JUST BUY LA...if u can't make up ur mind...buy both... rich right u all? shop shop shop.

eh now i think about it ah...why girls always ask us guys to treat. AAHH its not cuz they want to see how gentleman we are...ITS BECUZ THEY NO MONEY!!!!hahahaha! NO MONEY PAY MONEY! hahaha....ah see...all the girl pai seh already right?

alright la...i'll spare u girls for the night.

so now i'm going to watch italy play ghana. so are u going to complain?............*silence*........good girls...kor kor love u k?

kk....go do ur shopping....ciao!