ALAS!!! I...NORMAN THE GREAT! have come up with a absoulutely accurate, totally believable, disturbingly persuasive and charmingly evil plan for.....

GLOBAL DOMINATION.

how HOW HOW?!?!??!?! some may ask. here now....simple pimple

the recipe for GLOBAL DOMINATION(Norman the Great's version):
1. add alot of pasta
2. Sing some song
3. kick some ball
4. chop some bong

and....VOILA.....eh wait thats my recipe for a great weekend

okay the REAL PLAN. simple pimple. easy peasey lemon squeezy:

1. Play soccer all day
2. get $13128309128423057240587430583452 worth of pasta
3. Collect 100,000,000,000 mentos tubes
4. big ass screen TV that only plays soccer and movies(which turns itself off everytime a drama show comes on)
5. Buy Fridge that never runs outta beer
6. get 100000 taylor guitars
7. Construct Pentium 100 , 999 THz(trillion hertz) centrino fourple, 20GB RAM, 2000MB graphic card, dolby 5 set surround system. Cinema screen. put in some kick ass game. PLAY :D
8. Build house next to old Tradford
9. find a powerpack girl that is as powderpack as me(and that my sister won't hate entirely)

yup....all is achievable, can be done, workable, doable, doneable, feasible, possible, pigs-can-walk-able....except for the last one. that one is....really impossible...oh well put it in there for kicks.


So far, i think i'm on the right track.... so far i've:

discovered gold

met some great people(with great names)


some great friends



have a beautiful sister


all in all i feel that i have a great life and that MAN U is the best team in the world. Amen. God Have mercy to those who act like they never study but get 3++ for their GPA.

jimmeny crickets

thank u and goodnight

Signing off

yours zip-pa-dee-doo-dah-day-ly

NORMAN THE GREAT!