Isn't it ironic?

Isn't it ironic?

its time to be serious folks. as you can see i'm typing much slower now , no time for jokes any more. the reason i'm blogging today is quite simple.....i just had this strange dream that....woke me up, i couldn't sleep after that. well dun worry its not a SCARY dream as some of you people at home might fear. its more of an, ironic dream, that makes u think about stuff know?

alright...one song in my head now, alanis morsette's "ironic" i'll be singing parts of the song in this post so...sing along if u know the words :D

the dream start off simply...some how the images, vague, some more vivid than the others, but apparently the dream was about, me trying to change the future. well you see in the dream i had an uncanny skill to see into the future, but it wasn't things about myself, it was things that was going to happen to other people. small things, little things, things that might not affect them now but that might affect them in the future.

"An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day"

the first part...i forsaw a man getting hit by a car. i saw this and then immediatly i was back in reality but this time, i was with the man, and he was about to cross the road. he crossed causually, without looking up to see the oncoming car. knowing what i saw in my dream, i made a desperate attempt to push him away from the road. however the strangest thing happend.....before the car actually hit him, he did manage to stop and get out of the way of the car, save for me and my stupidity, shoving him right back into the way of the oncoming car. he died. because of me.

"Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
Well isn't this nice"

the second one i can't quite remember. this is the nature of my dreams. i nvr remember them, so i just blog it before i forget. well the second one is slightly different than the first. a woman left her wallet at home. i forsaw this and immediatly brought into the scene of her house. obviously i wanted to help the woman so i took the wallet and ran after her to return the wallet. i finally caught up with her and she was so grateful when i gave her the wallet(she wasn't aware how i got it but....its my dream so let it be). i thuoght to myself...finally i had made someone's day, finally a good prediction, finally i did some good. but......in the rush of the moment, i left her house door open. her house was ransacked the night she came back, with lots of precious valuables missing. nice. good job Norman. brilliant work there.

"A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife"


the last one is the best beacause its still fresh in my memories, the images still stirring vividly in my mind. it started like this. i saw images...of a woman, something was about to happen to her, a very small things, things that happen to us all the time but irritate the hell out of us. then i saw her, paying for things at a cashier, she was talking to the cashier and somehow because the cashier girl was paying attention to her talking, she accidentally typed in the same item twice, which the woman would only come to realize when she reaches home and checks her receipt. right after that i was back in reality, going up an escalator. suddenly, a young girl brushes pass me, she seems excited about something but i just couldn't make out what she was saying, so i followed her quite certain she was part of this whole dream. she reached the top and turned to a corner, pointing excitedly and yelling for her mothers attention. Soon her mom arrived at the scene and lo and behold, it was the woman that i forsaw. she wanted a cap that had the words "jason mraz" on it (i'm a big jason mraz fan so thats why he's in my dream). so the mother, obviously wanting to please her daughter and to pacify her, grabbed the cap and headed for the cashier with her tray full of items. that is when i thought i'd better warn the cashier. so i ran to the counter, screaming wildly for the cashier to stop. apparently she was already scanning the items when i warned her not to. i told her that she was going to scan the same item twice and i that i recieved were two big bewildered pair of eyes. there was a moment's silence , i saw the cashier carefully scanning the jason mraz cap then telling me sarcastically "there look...once only.ONCE". i tried to argue back but thats when it happened, the woman with the child was so fed up but me, being sort of an irriatant she grabbed the cap from the table and shoved it into the cashiers face and shouted "i don't have time for this" and in the moment the cashier was hurried so much so that....she accidentally scanned the cap........again. the rest of the day the woman would go through, would be horrid. she'd have thought about the cap that was accidentally scanned twice and sulk about it the entire day, blaming everything else for this affecting everyone around her, her kids, her husband, herself. good job norman, good job. if not for u this wouldn't even happen. but its because of you the moment happened and the little thing became a big thing and.....wait...i forgot, thats just how life is :D

"It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just cant take
Who would've thought it figures "

i figures huh? sometimes we let little things in life bother us. and then we in return bother other people. who feel bothered by us and then goes on to BOTHER OTHER PEOPLE. i could go on all day but somehow i feel that, at the end of the day, somebody bothered will bother YOU, and when that moment comes, are we going to feel bothered? then bother somebody else again? because, like it or not, that somebodys irritation, might have started from you. so i have a question WHY BOTHER?

"Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face"

so to conclude this post, don't, worry your life away :D in my dream i tried to change everything in my visions but at the end of the day i was the CAUSE of all those terrible chain of events. I WAS, because i tried to change something. which i realized by now that , it can't be changed. the future is not to be tampered with. our lives might come to an abrupt end at any time, so why bother with trivial stuff like receipts and that pimple on ur cheek? it'll go away, it might come back some day,but that dun matter, i won't worry my life away?

signing off yours handsomely

NORMAN THEN