DEEP SHIT(norman's new book) entry 2 page 2:
yesterday i had a philosopher's moment. thats right. one moment in time where i had a stroke of a genius. probably took some good few cans to trigger that genius but i want to believe its still some sorta genius somehow.
no this didn't help at all i did it all on my own
Norman: everyone lives by a set of rules that they set for themselves
Colm/wah/dog/bobdog/ guarddog/topdog/hotdog: you mean principles la
Norman: Principles are a set of rules one sets for himself. A descision one makes before the decision needs to be made.
Ops not exactly the cool philosopher's look i had in mind
i know...totally sexy. i amuse myself sometimes.
I'd like to follow he's set of rules :D
V: [Evey pulls out her mace] I can assure you I mean you no harm.
Evey Hammond: Who are you?
V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey Hammond: Well I can see that.
V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey Hammond: Oh. Right.
V: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
[carves V into poster on wall]
V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
[giggles]
V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person?
V: I am quite sure they will say so. But, to whom am I speaking with?
Evey Hammond: I'm Evey.
V: Evey? E-V. Of course you are.
Evey Hammond: What does that mean?
V: It means that I, like God, do not play with dice and I don't believe in coincidences.
have you watched the show? huh? what show is this???? V FOR VENDETTA I'M SORRY ITS ONLY THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME?? next to Godfather and Pulp Fiction of course. BUT STILL ITS THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME HELLO? huh?
imagine if i you were acting in that movie.
Norman: are you like a crazy person?
V:I am quite sure they will say so but honestly you are the crazier one sitting there listening to this V-siao guys spouting V-words. so to whom am i speaking with?
Norman: Norman
V: Norman? No-man of course you are
Norman: what does that mean?
V: It means that I, like God, do not play with dice and I don't believe in coincidences......oh crap that doesn't apply here.
He spent 10 years laying a track that leads to parliament. WHAT A LOSER. like if anyone can bear a grude, HE MOST CERTAINLY CAN. but he's the most coolest loser la.
Mr Creedy at his most handsome
Mr Creedy: *bang bang bang shoots some bullets* why won't you die?
V: Beneath this mask Mr creedy, is an Idea. And ideas....are bulletproof *strangle strangle strangle choke dies mr creedy poor mr creedy*
bulletproof? what is it waterproof as well? cool? 7-eleven got sell? $5.90? kao eh so cheap? huat ah!
okay closing thought for the day. next time you go to City hall MRT or any interchange like that where they have the doors? you obeserve how the people RUN TO THE OTHER SIDE. nononoo not walk briskly nope. RUN. EVEN WHEN THE TRAIN HAVEN"T COME YET? then they'll PUT THEIR FACE TO THE DOORS. you know why they do this? cuz the irritating lady with the irritating MRT voice got too much things to say already in between stops so she can't say" please give way to alighting passengers" so what singaporeans do? since she never say dun need give way la. EH WHAT U RUSH IN FIRST GOT PRIZE ISIT? THE MRT FLOOR THERE GOT GOLD AH MUST GO IN FIRST? these are probably the same people to complain about rising GST or increased MRT rates.
signing off most-angrily
Norman The Great
yesterday i had a philosopher's moment. thats right. one moment in time where i had a stroke of a genius. probably took some good few cans to trigger that genius but i want to believe its still some sorta genius somehow.
no this didn't help at all i did it all on my own
Norman: everyone lives by a set of rules that they set for themselves
Colm/wah/dog/bobdog/ guarddog/topdog/hotdog: you mean principles la
Norman: Principles are a set of rules one sets for himself. A descision one makes before the decision needs to be made.
Ops not exactly the cool philosopher's look i had in mind
i know...totally sexy. i amuse myself sometimes.
I'd like to follow he's set of rules :D
V: [Evey pulls out her mace] I can assure you I mean you no harm.
Evey Hammond: Who are you?
V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey Hammond: Well I can see that.
V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey Hammond: Oh. Right.
V: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
[carves V into poster on wall]
V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
[giggles]
V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person?
V: I am quite sure they will say so. But, to whom am I speaking with?
Evey Hammond: I'm Evey.
V: Evey? E-V. Of course you are.
Evey Hammond: What does that mean?
V: It means that I, like God, do not play with dice and I don't believe in coincidences.
have you watched the show? huh? what show is this???? V FOR VENDETTA I'M SORRY ITS ONLY THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME?? next to Godfather and Pulp Fiction of course. BUT STILL ITS THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME HELLO? huh?
imagine if i you were acting in that movie.
Norman: are you like a crazy person?
V:I am quite sure they will say so but honestly you are the crazier one sitting there listening to this V-siao guys spouting V-words. so to whom am i speaking with?
Norman: Norman
V: Norman? No-man of course you are
Norman: what does that mean?
V: It means that I, like God, do not play with dice and I don't believe in coincidences......oh crap that doesn't apply here.
He spent 10 years laying a track that leads to parliament. WHAT A LOSER. like if anyone can bear a grude, HE MOST CERTAINLY CAN. but he's the most coolest loser la.
Mr Creedy at his most handsome
Mr Creedy: *bang bang bang shoots some bullets* why won't you die?
V: Beneath this mask Mr creedy, is an Idea. And ideas....are bulletproof *strangle strangle strangle choke dies mr creedy poor mr creedy*
bulletproof? what is it waterproof as well? cool? 7-eleven got sell? $5.90? kao eh so cheap? huat ah!
okay closing thought for the day. next time you go to City hall MRT or any interchange like that where they have the doors? you obeserve how the people RUN TO THE OTHER SIDE. nononoo not walk briskly nope. RUN. EVEN WHEN THE TRAIN HAVEN"T COME YET? then they'll PUT THEIR FACE TO THE DOORS. you know why they do this? cuz the irritating lady with the irritating MRT voice got too much things to say already in between stops so she can't say" please give way to alighting passengers" so what singaporeans do? since she never say dun need give way la. EH WHAT U RUSH IN FIRST GOT PRIZE ISIT? THE MRT FLOOR THERE GOT GOLD AH MUST GO IN FIRST? these are probably the same people to complain about rising GST or increased MRT rates.
signing off most-angrily
Norman The Great
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