wow... my book is really kicking off. i can see myself in the book review column already:

NORMANS BOOK 'DEEP SHIT' IS SO FULL OF SHIT. 1 star

hmph...as if i need your stupid reviews. okay so for those of you who don't already know, i'm starting a new book....well sorta, and you can track my progress here. right here. i'll post here one new page in my new book till i reach a 'bookable' amount then i'll stop.

DEEP SHIT page 3:

Norman(the Great): mummy where's my food?
Mum: here cooking
Norman(still great): then my chicken soup how???!??!?!?!
Mum: cook already .... itell you, this kind of mother how to find?
Norman (feels the need to redeem greatness): Everywhere have mummy. all supermarket and 7-eleven got sell. just that they don't call it mum. they tend to name it....INSTANT. you know?
Mum: huh?
Norman (at this point really great): yah.... instant noodles, instant pasta, instant soup. see? they sell it everywhere.

HAH! k la thats a little mean la but... JOKE LA JOKE. can't u take a joke you bajon i?

BAJONI(bER-JoE-Knee): norman's insulting word. means very very stupid. comlpetely original and didn't kope from anywhere one. could have originated from the rock's insulting word, jabroni, but norman likes to think he made it up himself.

i have to say one thing. internet rocks la. eat your heart out stupid child pornogrophy surfers.

and whats up with girls? keep on....and when i say keep on doesn't mean... once in a while u know? KEEP ON KEEP ON COMPLAINING THEIR FAT. like c'mon la who cares u fat or not la serious? only audience of your fatness is yourself la seriously. yea... learn to love urself. GO NAKED. thats right. just take the risk,and go naked. don't worry you know us guys might complain for awhile about violation of our man rights, but ultimately u know we'll get used to it. i mean, what can we say? we have to live in compromise right?

..........................HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAH

********stupid extraded girls section********************************************

noodle said: lets go grab a bite ..

then norman says: noodle em and gaylie are the sweetest girls ever!!!!

and noodle rocks exrra.

**********************i had nothing to do with this section**********************

sweet my young roody poo


have you ever wondered why people call us students? you know? like for me i go to school to learn. not to STUDY. like wth? why don't they call us learndents? that way school will be so much more fun to go to everyday right? like...I PAY MONEY TO STUDY? c'mon la libraries are free education man. we go school to learn! and can you believe they call sex an education? sex education. that itself sounds absurd! so what i have to study sex now? where's my practical cher? where's our hands on exercises? I JUST HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS 2D PHOTO OF GUY AND GIRL!?!??! THE HELL LA???? then some young kid to do some experiments of for himself and ends up with a kid. sex education.

this is what i think of it


this guy needs some sex or education HAH!


okay i'm going swimming now take care and dont lose your shorts

signing off while taking his pants offly

Norman The Great!