Wednesday, September 24, 2008

A bloody nerd

okay everyone i found a new nerd. one thats a complete and utter nerd......see its irritating ppl like these that spoil the world we live in. LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL. have fun let loose dun be a ballhead dun be a clown dun be a NERD.

do what you wanna do, say what you wanna say, if you wanna start a revolution do it today. i don't wanna change the world. but im sure as hell not going to let the world change me. so if you think ur so damn like....UP THERE. with ur cute comments and all. i say screw you cuz i ain't gonna be affected by your words. sticks and stones love. i dun give a rats ass what you have to say. or what anyone has to say for that matter. really....u could insult me all day long and i'll just laugh it off. THE GREATEST GIFT YOU'LL EVER LEARN IS NOT TO LOVE BUT LAUGH AT YOURSELF. thats a misquote but i dun really care as well.

and i dun like fat ppl. i mean its alright to be a little plum around the waist. have a little flab here and there...thats fine...but i dun like those....MORBIDLY OBESE ppl. like....its wrong...its just wrong....its bad. its an eyesore...pls do something about all that fat. seriously its bad to look at. plus it takes up 2 seats on the MRT ,its inconvenient.

oh back to where i was supposed to be. SOME GIRLS THINK THEIR SO HOT. seriously...dressing up and putting on make up dun mean u look hot. it means that u might look pretty but i'd just like to see under all that powder really how ghastly u look. i know u can't live with it hence all the make up. because you know under that looks and branded goods u carry . u have nothing. no brains. no personality. no talent. NOTHING. saddens me really. if u have no talent in singing then dun insult other ppl's singing. if u have no brains...dun act like you have one. IF YOU HAVE NO LOOKS....AND U TRY AND HIDE THAT FACT.....then dun talk about my looks. unlike u i was fortunate to be born with it. HAHA! goodness i love the way i talk.

and britney spears....whats her deal? like....how did she win 3 VMA's awards?!?!? like there was one award for best video. and she was up against the likes of panic at the disco!'s "9 in the afternoon". have u seen the video? its dope...okay? its like concept and shit....and its colourful. its nostalgic....great music video. now compare that to britneys "piece of me" like seriously...WHO WANTS A PIECE OF YOUR FAT ASS!?!??! gosh. those britney spears fans....seriously...go kill yourself. i mean...if she just did her thing and not bother anyone or not get IN YOUR FACE....then maybe i wouldn't bother so much about her. but she's so bloody irriating. its like...ppl like her are spoiling the music industry.seriously...like a great singer for example....KT Tunstall. great singer brilliant musician. what award does she get? NON. why? cuz she doesn't have the looks? cuz she doesn't expose herself to the paparrazzi? cuz she dun play the hollywood marriage/divorce game? cuz she dun appear half naked in her music videos? goodness...its a MUSIC video for a reason. if it were for fleshy girls and out of sync music then its PORN. not a music video.

whats wrong with my wardrobe....i always find...1 sock. like...who needs 1 sock? not a pair...just the 1 sock. like did the person(my mother) who put the sock inside ever think :" MAYBE...JUST MAYBE....there will be the day that Norman will need only 1 sock! yeah! like...if he wore only 1 shoe? then he'll only need one sock! makes perfect sense...im going to put the sock in here."
like.....?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! and buses....don't you just love it when u are waiting for the 77 and u are running late...and 3 173 busses just whiz by when u are not planning to board them...and when you do need em...their not there. like...WHAT?!?!?! unbelievable.

i dun believe in luck. i play probability....like...what are the odds that anyone will actually give a shit about this note? 0 to none? so do i play on that probability? honestly i dun believe in probability either i say what wanna say so deal with it. BUT WHAT IF THERE WAS actually 1 SOUL that gave A SLIGHT HINT OF A SHIT. not like the whole shit, half the shit or like droplets of a shit....but maybe just......shavings of shit. yeah shavings of shit. wouldn't it just......be great?!

what would u die for? thats what i wanna know. i figure i would die for some things. although when it actually comes down to the wire and when shit really hits the fan. will i do any of these things? the answer is probably no? but my best bet is that if i keep telling myself i'm willing to die for these things maybe i actually will do it? when the situation arises?! i have no idea what im talking about. but what are u willing to die for really? love? family? friends? principles? pasta? i dunno about anyone who would die for pasta but if they took pasta outta my life i'd might as well be dead so why not die for pasta? makes hell lots of sense to me.

i can't do long distance relationships...i realize...they dun work. its too....far. i like to.....have breakfast with my partner. like if you're on the other side of the world....dun think there'll be much chance to have breakfast. or even lunch. or anything else. plus typing on the keyboard or talking on the phone doesn't quite turn me on. even with the webcam...the delay and lagginess of it is a big turn off. huge. its like bad.

what is a measure of a friend? what? screw a friend in need is a friend indeed bullshit. i tell u what a real friend is. if you can talk about shit. you know he'll stick it up for you when u need it. and im not talking about just any shit. im talking about....shit shit. u know what i mean? if you're comfortable talking about your own shit from your own ass.....then u're probably comfortable talking about anything. and for those of you who are thinking right now......what the hell? talking about shit shit!??!? i dun wanna have that kinda friend.......then let me tell you you haven't lived until u talk about your shit to someone and he/she talks back. wanna know if someone is really comfortable with you? talk about your shit. if they talk back? their cool with you. if they got like....EWWW you're so disgusting....screw them lose em dun wanna see em cuz their nerds. IF YOU'RE NOT COMFORTABLE TALKING ABOUT UR OWN SHIT THEN I DUN SEE THE POINT IN LIVING. but dun do it too much either like some people do(mathan). its....abit freaky.

think thats about it. oh and one more thing food for thought.

life is like a box of chocolates....you never know what you're gonna get. but what if its a box of ferrero rocher? AAAHHHHHHHHH.....had u stumped haven't i?

Norman The Great

4 Comments:

Anonymous Kris Chen said...

Dear Norman THE GREAT,

i admire your honesty in your attempt to degrade people so as to make yourself look better.

However, the true fact is that you're a handsome boy with a childish and shallow mind that lacks substance. Thus, i would compare your brain to an hamster.

Im not a fan of yours as you can clearly see... if you havent come to realise that the world is diverse you must be some poor ass that hasnt been traveling around the world to explore...

its such a disgrace that youre born in singapore which is a city... you sound like those outcast white man that thinks that youre all that superior... that being said... im pretty sure that your world is beautiful where there can only be one... that you... the great...

xoxo

8:32 PM  
Anonymous Jonathan said...

Hey there.

You seem really angry at something. I guess that's all part of growing up? Ranting is something that many people do.

As much as you would like to be seen as a 'unique' individual, do take note that no one owes you anything. Just like the sock that your mum "thinks you might need one day". Some people try to do something about it.

Nerds? A beautiful world we live in is spoilt by them. You are so wrong. You would still be writing in your 3-for-$2 jotter books without nerds to come up with concepts such as blogs.

Fat people? I admit. It does look hideous at times. Try to be more tolerant? You never know what lies in the future. You could be fat. Or your daughter or son. How would it be like for them to know that their dad dislikes obese people.

I am definitely not a Britney fan but she sure as hell sings much better than you. I guess life sucks when you get embroiled in plenty of scandals... if you were thrown in that situation what would you do? However, I know it won't happen cause you can't even get past Singapore Idol. Take a look in the mirror.

I wish you better luck with teenage life. :)

12:02 AM  
Anonymous jean said...

haha you're trying waaaaaaaay too hard. your blog makes damn gd entertainment. you'd probably do much better if your singing was half as great as your ego though.

keep trying! i'm sure you'll be able to pull this "i'm-so-cool-cus-ive-got-this-damn-awesome-rockstar-attitude" image off with consistent practice!

keep it up, kid!

10:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First you say:
"HE GREATEST GIFT YOU'LL EVER LEARN IS NOT TO LOVE BUT LAUGH AT YOURSELF. thats a misquote but i dun really care as well."

Then you say:
"and i dun like fat ppl. i mean its alright to be a little plum around the waist. have a little flab here and there...thats fine...but i dun like those....MORBIDLY OBESE ppl. like....its wrong...its just wrong....its bad. its an eyesore...pls do something about all that fat. seriously its bad to look at. plus it takes up 2 seats on the MRT ,its inconvenient."

ironic huh..
hahah while you are there grumbling about how people insult you and how they do not understand the meaning of love. oh well take a look at yourself in the mirror. do unto others what you want others to do unto you.

4:22 AM  

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