Friday, September 05, 2008

I Get High With a Little Help From My Friends

okay i absolutely cannot stand girls that think their damn pretty. i mean...i dun mind being friends but they think EVERYONE or every guy likes them. i mean...seriously....get a life. and they seriously think their ALL THAT and the SHIT SUPER HOT....u know whatever. seriously speak to the hand titch cuz the more good looking you think you are, the more uglier you become. WOAH NEW ONE NEW PROVERB LISTEN UP

THE MORE GOOD LOOKING YOU THINK YOU ARE, THE UGLIER YOU BECOME.

i liked that one. nice. thanks. And most of the time these GIRLS think they get to do whatever they want. Come late for dates. not pay for anything. this one is the best..... ASK A GUY TO BUY HER DRINKS.

SERIOUSLY! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???!?!?!? I HATE GIRLS WHO ASK GUYS TO BUY THEM DRINKS. ITS LIKE YOU WANT YOUR RIGHTS LIKE MEN HAVE YET YOU WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE SMALL GIRLS. seriously the only person you should be asking to buy you stuff is your daddy. if you're INTO a guy buying you drinks then go date your daddy.

kids stuff.

lemme tell you....the dating scene needs to be fixed seriously. there are too many wussies floating around spoiling the market BUYING GIRLS DRINKS. seriously.....girls think they are all that now. its not about money you know, its about.............SOCIAL EQUILIBRIUM. yes thats it. men and women at this day and age should be treated fairly. a women cannot expect too much from a guy on a date and the men must be considerate enough to shell out abit more money. i mean....sure being a gentlemen you CAN pay for SOME of the things, but the girl should be wise enough to help the guy out as well. give and take. that is love

all you need is love.

and beer


so just when u thought u'd have a new friend she goes to say "im not interested in you" WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!??! DID I EVEN I ASK YOU WHETHER YOU"RE INTERESTED IN ME?!?!?!?!?

bloody hell.

this is a great example of a girl thinking she's damn pretty. i can assure you i will not talk to her ever again until she apologizes.



i tell you if there's anyone i hate its joakim gomez. i haven't spoken to him for forever but lets hope it stays that way.


when people get high their true colours come out. like really. i dun mind the getting high part its just that sometimes what u say when you're sober and what you say or do when you're high is completely different. THAT I CAN'T STAND. quite simply put if you wanna be safe just behave like you're on a perpetual high. that will make it more believable when u DO actually get intoxicated.


old friends are nice to see. love em. i dun care what their doing with their lives now. and i dun care what happened to us before, be it disagreements or whatever. but their nice to see. you don't miss them , but when you see them, its like everything is forgotten and I GET HIGH WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS. do you know this beatles song? LOVE IT.

WHAT WOULD U DO IF I SANG OUTTA TUNE WOULD STAND UP AND WALK OUT ON ME? LEND ME UR EAR AND I'LL SING YOU A SONG AND I'LL TRY NOT TO SING OUTTA KEY.

its a good beer song really.



some people maybe dun want to be seen as idiots, airheads, bimbos etc....but maybe its just their face that makes them look damn dumb. HAHAHAHAA they MAY NOT BE dumb. but they sure look like they can't tell india from indonesia.example:my sister.

another good example is....estelle. i tell you girl sometimes i just look at you and wonder if you actually know anything. HAHA

weiying:airhead. HAHAHAHAHA she's going to kill me for this one




oh and lastly. why do girls wanna pinch guys nipples? what does it stimulate you? cuz it sure as hell doesn't arouse me. and whats the logic in pinching the nipples? see if you hit me,for example, i could hit you back. BUT IF YOU PINCH MY NIPPLES RIGHT....... u see you dun want us to pinch yours back. whats the fun in that? its not fair. its not a fair game. its meant for guys to play with each other. so....DUN PINCH MY NIPPLES



okay thats about it. haha just wanted to get some things off my chest. if anyone feels offended about anything i just said. and you feel like "wait is he talking about me?" then dun worry............

BECAUSE I SURE AS HELL AM TALKING ABOUT YOU!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(evil laughter)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you're a confused child.
First you say,

“okay i absolutely cannot stand girls that think their damn pretty. i mean...i dun mind being friends but they think EVERYONE or every guy likes them. i mean...seriously....get a life. and they seriously think their ALL THAT and the SHIT SUPER HOT....u know whatever. seriously speak to the hand titch cuz the more good looking you think you are, the more uglier you become.”

and 2 years back you said,

“girls try not to fall in love with me. guys please stop asking if i'm gay because of my good looks. and..."

so now are you saying that you can't "stand yourself" and you should "get a life"? you're a funny little guy and let me give you a quote from a great person, "THE MORE GOOD LOOKING YOU THINK YOU ARE, THE UGLIER YOU BECOME."

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