Friday, August 04, 2006

Bimbotic takeover!

like WOW!!! now i have my very own PROFESSIONAL BLOG! hahaha! yup its professional.

like i couldn't care less about how my blogs looked like before but now with the help of maine girl its....cool....just like MOI! hahahahaha. okay nvm

anyways....todays story is REALLY nice! hahaha see i was on the way to see maine girl? then i got on to the cab. then this uncle....woah....at first he was like....okay. normal. nothing interesting. then we got on the expressway.... VVVRRROOOMMMMM he starts to change gear like mad! cutting lanes! left right center left....all over the place! then he starts cursing and swearing at this black car(couldn't be bothered with the model) and says"haha see la...now he scared alraedy dun want to fight with me." hahahahahahahha i was LMAO!(laughing my ass off for those gundu's) hahaha....

maine girl once told me that when the taxi speeds there would be this sound like...TINK TINK...then when i heard it....i was like..."really meh?" but i can swear to you that day...i know for a fact what she said was true. cuz....it wasn't like TINK TINK....nonononnnonnonono oh no it wasn't...it was like TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK.....ALL THE WAY! hahahahaha so yea....he was hitting 120 so many times! and thats like super rare in singapore la lets admit. then he was telling me about he's youth days how he signed up for car maintanence course and had these really fast cars. he was doing that while he was speeding all the way. trying to race every big car he could see.... all i could say was....HAHAHAHAH! GO UNCLE GO! hahahaha...i think to him yellow light means green light and the signal lights are....shit.

then he told me that he doesn't do his with all his passengers.....like only....1 percent...and....i felt LOVED. :D

hahahahha.. wackiest driver ever man. that was a man who just loved life. love it! haha. then i asked him whether he got modify his taxi then i leaned back and make sure my belt was tightly in place cuz i expected him to like press a few buttons and the car would transform and BECOME AN ULTIMATE SPEED MACHINE!......but no...nvr. he just say.....SIAO waste money modify taxi. bummer.

anyway the day at maine's house was fun. tried to teach her maths and realized that not only my sister was blur and bimbotic. but almost every other girl.... -_- i think they watch too much mtv and read too many magazines. like girls dun think? they just sit there and expect u to tell u the answer....THEN HOW LIKE THAT?!?!?!? I TAKE THE O LEVELS FOR U LA! haiyo. bimbo man.

>see they always have bimbotic signs like these....whatever man

well.... we guys just let u girl quarrel over nothing beat urselves up then we'll TAKE OVER THE WORLD! MAUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


anyway...mummy is calling me for mahjong now(only my family la no money involved)

flabbergasted
flibbertigibit
yup their words....like whatever right?

signing off yours in a rushly
Norman The Great!

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