DEEP SHIT page 5:

alright sorry have been a little busy. but don't worry i'm still as sexy as ever :D

today's shit is not particularly deep. more like skimming the surface kinda shit? guess when i have more time i'll come up with more shit. haha..

Essentials of shit: time

soooooo all these while what in the world have you been doing? yes you guessed it. the dreaded word:

STUDYING

but i've been coping. i have some stress release devices that i use. like:

this


this


him


her?!?!?!? *($*^#(*^(@*&#)@)(*@#


ah yes... sipping on my ice cold baileys and listening to some of ireland's finest! i guess thats what the irish are only good for. getting drunk and singing. ah the irish's life for me! :D

*its the pirate's life you goon*

who said that? bugger must be english. HAH! and have u ever wondered how the EPL is like the greatest most competitive league ever but the enlgish players are the most overpaid, laziest and most boring players you've ever seen?


Rough sketch on england's tactics(i drew it myself :D)


they might as well field a whole team of her


and if they really plan to lose? field him


i fell in love btw... during this last week. yup... you guessed it... i fell in love with

her


*chey wah lao this fella build up suspense for nothing!*

WHAT NOTHING? THIS IS LISA HANNIGAN! LIKE HELLO!?!??!?! okay i admit she's not that popular. if not not popular at all :( eh but her voice damn sexy okay? not like yours! u probably sing like a toad! HAH BEAT THAT SUCKA

you: er...erm... er
Me: SPEAK TO THE HAND BABE

oh if you haven't figured out yet she's the one you're listening to right now. she's damien rice's female vocalist and what a vocalist she is! wooooooo irish sexy irish good. and for those IGNORANT FOOLS that still have the perception that damien rice is just 1 singer....I"D HAVE YOU TO KNOW THAT ITS ACTUALLY A WHOLE BAND. yup its him damien and her lisa and this other girl that plays the cello who no one really cares about! hah! sad life for her. and if you dunno who damien rice is.... hope u know what to do with this knife.

you: cut apples? hee :D
me: -_-

this em


alright more than enough shit i guess. :D

signing off baileys-in-hand-with-a-toast-ly

Norman The Great!