Deep shit page 10:

YES I REACH PAGE 10! now i probably can sell this book for about 10 cents. NOT BAD EH?

lets do some maths. if i sell 10 cents to 10 ppl. 1 dollar. can buy mentos. if i sell to 100 ppl. 10 dollars. 10 mentos. if sell to 1,000,000 ppl!!!!! i can buy!!!!! 100,000 mentos!!!!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!

100,000 mentoses tubeses/2 mentos tubes per day= 50,000 days! thats! 7123 weeks! 137 years!!!!

CHAMPION OF THE WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION. GRRRRR ARRRGGGHHHHH LOOK AT MY STEROID MUSCLESSSSSSSSSS GRRRRRRR WATCH ME KILL MY WIFE AND KIDS AND PUT A BIBLE BESIDE THEM GRRRR

i dun care what ppl say. BUT WWE IS REAL K GIRLS? U DUNNO ONLY. it looks fake cuz if they make it look too real then children cannot watch and if not SO violent then at least parents can bluff their children that its fake one. yah.

but sialah....... why must this fella do this sia. he was like one of my fav wrestlers la. oh yes i'm talking about the RABID WOLVERINE, THE CANANDIAN CRIPPLER, CHRIS BENOOOOIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

i mean look at him how could anyone have known he was capable of such cruelty? i mean he looks so friendly......



OH AND IF YOU DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW(which means u are a bajoni HAH) chris benoit is a WWE(i prefer WWF still) wrestler who recently kill his wife, son, then hanged himself. oh and he put bibles beside their bodies.

thats damn hollywood la seriously. only hollywood u got see this type of nonsense kill then put poker card la, bible la, leave some sign for the police la.

thats why singapore media cannot make it. cuz why? if someone murder in singapore......

kill kill kill, hide body, CHAO AH!!!!!!! run to malaysia.

nothing too exciting about that. most also is kena caught at causeway -_-




so back to chris benoit. did u know he once broke his opponent's neck while doing the CRIPPLE CROSSFACE!!!!!!!!!! yah.... i think that guys mad la.... the opponent also dunno suddenly kena neck break. sad case. but actually chris benoit was damn cool la. he do the cripple crossface like macham real like that sia. hmmmmm

but the swandive headbutt that one was one obvious signs that he was suicidal la really. i mean....... u jump from the top rope and land head first into ur opponent. you're seriously asking for it la! hahahahhahah

k not so funny.


but my all time fav WWE character would have to beeeeee.........

Jeff Hardyyyy yessssssss




the hardy boys are damn cool la seriously. last time i got the hardy boys shirt....but it looked quite stupid wearing it out so in the end didn't wear. keep for shiok can already.

SWANTOOOONNNNNNNN



i remember last time he fighting triple H that time... HELL IN A CELL. he somehow tyco tyco manage to knock out triple H then he slowly slowly climb up the cell. ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS GET DOWN AND HE WIN. but when he reach the top guess what he do. he use his brains sia....really... yah u guessed it.

"he waved hello to his mother?!??!?!?!?!"

erm no thats not exactly what i had in mind.

"he dance on the top of the cage?!?!?!??!"

welll actually....

"i know i know! he do the macarena right?!??!?"

hey hey i'm the one telling the story okay. shut up!

so he climb on top of the cage.... with triple H still lying on the ground.... he went for it

SWANTONNN!!!!!!



last time was eddie guerrero. now chris benoit. but sad to say next one to go is jeff hardy la seriously. not cuz of heart failure or sucide. nononno he's just going to do one of his mad dog stunts and get himself killed. simple as that. SWANNNTOOOONNNN from top of the ring top of a ladder to the outside ring someone lying down there he siam.....GG thanks for playing, restart round, terrorist win, scourge win, china win, 10-0 u lost thanks for your participation thanks for coming dun come back next time.

glorious way to die though. :P

yawwwwnnnn tired. goodnight happy depavali

yours WHAT-DO-YOU-WANT-FROM-ME-YOU-BAJONI!-ly

Norman The Great!