DEEP SHIT PAGE 6:

wow i feel like ive written so much but only at page 6!?!?!?

this book is going to fail i feel D:

ahhh... common test are over!!!!! can i get a HOORAH!?!?!?!?!

*dead silence*

suckers. no fun at all. anywho... i've been very busy... thats right. doing gigs, studying, trying to squeeze in whatever time i have on my guitar.

and this? oh its nothing just ignore it. like..hah! C'MON man u think ME? such a busy guy got time to do this?


Some extra says:" then whats this?"



ooohhh.. erm haha(nervous laughter) oh thats errrrr... that was some... errr. i mean errr.....

okay fine i was bored la okay? jerks. like u guys got alot of better things to do. HMPH


hey but i had a right to shoot those rules okay? i mean... who puts rules in a map? of CS???? there are no rules man! i had a right........ya


speaking about no rules, there's something that requires no rules to be able to do well. Song writing. and recently, i think one female artiste gave the world of song writing, a whole new look. A new dimension, a creative outlet for all inspiring and experianced song writers alike to get out of the omnipresent bane of song writing, the WRITER'S BLOCK!

thats right... and it can be none other than.....



HER


and i'd like to make a confession right now. being the cruel and evil loving person i am(and yes u all are too) i tried to find the UGLIEST photo i could find of her. this is it :( ..............took me quite a long while too. and she looks okay considering you've got the likes of britney spears and lindsay lohan around.

ANYWAY....yes MS RIHANNA has given me, an inspiring singing-songwriter(more to the inspiring side that the singing-songwriter side) a new idea, a new concept of song writing that can make even the most dimbwitted(yes i'm talking about u guys who are dumb enough to read my blog) people an easy way to write songs!

simplicity at its best


i mean. that is work of a genius!!! just by using an everyday product that no one really cares about, i can create a multi-million dollar earning number 1 hit!!!! WOW!

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re-enactment of day she wrote the song
Rihanna: hmmm well i'm not having much luck on song writing today. okay relax just think of a title think of a title! OUCH! whats that i kicked? oh its just my.....

UMBRELLA

yah thats right! i'm going to write a song about umbrellas! i'll give it a cheesy chorus, go nude on the music video, throw in some sleazy dance moves, a little too much masscara and invite the ugliest rapper i know on the music vid. hmmmm who's so ugly that u can't even believe he's famous? ........

JAY-Z!

perfect plan! eat your heart out beyonce. to the left to the left my ass.
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if u think of rihanna that way it just makes her more down to earth u know? and this is what happened during the song tryouts

Musician: so rihanna, what we going to add in the part after the chorus before we go into the 2nd verse? we just play something and u don't sing? i think u should add something catchy and easy to remember tune to give the song some meaning.

Rihanna(completely clueless): okay. what kinda sound can i repeat many times in the same note which is catchy and young ppl will think its cool but actually its really quite a senseless sound just to fill in the blanks?

Musician: eh..........

Rihanna: THATS IT! i'll just repeat EH EH EH many times! nice work! now lets write this nonsense song and earn alot of money by cheating ppl ,who think britney spears SINGS , of their money!



there you go. song writing made easy. no need for ryhmes or reason in your song. just add some EH's and an umbrella. easy peasy. lemon squeezy.

:D

thats enough for one evening. gotta go do more..... important. yah stuff so take care!

*picks up his guitar* Norman: hahah important my ass. ????? oh crap u guys are still here.

yours Piss-off-ly

Norman The Great :D