tissue issue

alright this post is about everyone that has ISSUES WITH TISSUES that they need to work out man. issues man really....real mental or real like...psychotic issues to work out u know what i mean?

first i'd like to start out with this incident....i was walking home that day. happily minding my own business when out of the BLUE this EVIL looking cat was like staring at me la! WTH!!?!?! i didn't even step on it or what la! like c'mon man! want to fight?!?! COME COME fight! UR CLAWS ARE NO MATCH FOR MY GREAT FIST!!! GRRR!!!!

SEE! he was like staring with evil eyes like! LIKE WAN HUA FROM TOP 28! GRRR!!!!

conclustion: this cat has issues with tissues man.

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secondly...me and maine b were in wisma walking around... INNOCENTLY MINDING OUR OWN BUSINESS...when out of the YELLOW these two women...wah lao. not that i want to say but they were POSING for this LINGERIE(ling-ger-ri not laun-jer-ray) shop but like HELLO! like indecent expose c'mon man.

see! aww...too much too much!

conclusion:these women have issues with tissues man

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the next thing is also quite....augh...DESSSGGUUUSSSDDDINNGG!!! levine came to my house to work out this song that we were SUPPOSED to perform but...nvm about that...then we were going to media corp after that to watch the show and i was walking down the road, yes once again...HAPPILY MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS when i CAUGHT...at the SIDE of my eye

LEVIN NG! omg how could u!....he was oogling over this AUNTIE LA...like levin EEEWWWWWW

auntie killer

HAHAHA! conclusion:levin has issues with tissues man. HAHAHA

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okay....that was nothing compared to what ur gonna witness next! see i was walking in city link...ONCE AGAIN HAPPILY...u know...MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS when this boy steps up. at first u know....he looked cute...

then.....he turned around and....EEEWWW OMG !! AT SUCH A YOUNG AGE! HOW COULD HE! dissapointment really

look at what TV has done to him! digging his crouch in public! OUTRAGE OF MODESTY!

btm line :this kid has issues with tissues man. period.

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another one another one....wah this one is terok blangah man(no meaning) okay i was at PASTA MANIA!(the place for casual dining) with maine girl(did u know there's a place called maine road in manchester?) then we were HAPPILLY EATING OUR PASTA MINDING OUR OWN BUSINESS when out of the RED our phones started humping each other! i know i know...as weird as it may sound....but it really did happen...i had two phones and maine had one and they were having a threesome right infront of us just when i was about to eat my pasta! DESGUSDING i tell ya...

atrocious!thats porn!

morale of story: our phones have issues with tissues man.

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okay...this third girl is a rebel! a rebel! i tell u....see me and my friends were having lunch at pasta mania....and yes u guessed right. WE WERE HAPPILY ENJOYING OURSELVES MINDIG OUR OWN BUSINESS...when out of the PURPLE i caught this girl messaging(or in short msg) in a NO MSG ZONE! yes yes. crimes like these do exist.... that is the extent of the evil in our world. check this out

look how defiantly she was smsing in a NO MSG ZONE! rebels i tell u!

gist of it all: this girl has serious issues with tissues man.

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okay this one has to take the cake....i was quite happy with this one but i tell u the guys at pasta mania have LOST it man. i mean...i know i'm a celebrity and everything(puts on sunglasses) but to what extend would they go to WELCOME this SUPERTAR!?! well let me shed some light...see i was walking in to pasta mania YET AGAIN MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS HAPPILY when out of the GREEN i saw this SIGN...can u believe it! i know its courtesy and nice and everything to give free gifts but...A FREE PHONE!?!?!?! u've got to be kidding me. look at this

PHONE AHEAD(handphone that is) look at the sign it says "NORMAN THEN....pick up here" and there look the free phone is there.

i tell u...there's only one phrase to describe this...you've got it.....ISSUES WITH TISSUES MAN

so there u have it. in the simple life of Norman Then he finds so many unfortunate happenings in this world. People with issues....who needs a tissue. So ppl out there, if u have an issue with tissues then.....pls solve it. get over it, read some self help book. yep....look under title 'tissue issue' u might find some help there. AND IF U DUN SORT IT OUT SOON. then u'll find out that Norman Le Grand! will be there to capture it on camera and blog about it and make u look like a COMPLETE idiot.

so have an issue? here...have a tissue

easy peasy lemon squeezy.

yours smugly

Norman The Great!