haha...HEY EVERYONE! phew....tiring trip to malaysia man i tell you. I KNOW I KNOW, you've all been waiting for me to update my blog. dun get too excited guys...SIT DOWN for heaven's sake.

haha alright...so i'll indulge you on my very excitable(got such word i dun care) journey to THE LAND OF FLIES (so wonderfully described by maine girl)




See! here's a RARE footage of a HOUSEFLY on my father's back!



Okay....so what've learned from my journey there was....that:

EVERYTHING IN MALAYSIA IS RELAC(or rather RELAXED)

here's a rough idea....this is the lift at our hotel....look at how relac it opens...HAHAH!






even this FISHES are sleeping on the job!






hahaha...nonetheless...both my cousin and I had loads of fun. not to mention the shopping! hahah! there were many incidents to cherish but here's are a few HIGHLIGHTS of our trip :D


Day one:getting to know you

haha...i'm just going by the order of photos taken. The first day was nothing much...we just scanned the area. took in the sights and then we visited this Seafood Restuarant!


Obviously i got bored...haha!




This one just happened to pop out of nowhere! *gasps*



Then this guy started making funny faces at me! Irritating man!



wow...i found out an easy way to upload photos so now its like...wow so easy! haha anyway the restaurant was great and we all went to sleep that day. to prepare for the NEXT DAY!

2. Day number 2! we were OFF TO THE THEMEPARK! WOO!

woo look at the nice scenery!........oh and of cuz the indoor theme park behind! hahahaha


Then we were off...we bought our tickets and made a short dash to the entrance.



We had to take a bus


My sis and Chien Hui ON the bus...well...what are they doing sitting right next to the driver??haha


Here's some other photos of us doing the paddles! we had a mini race and of cuz the DUDES came in FIRST PLACE!




and what's a themepark without a proper Go KART! woo!


but here was the most interesting part of the go kart...okay. there was a board which had all the rules and regulations of the go kart system and here was one of the rules


APPERENTLY...there would be a warning or a signal given to anyone...with...NO PECKS! HHHUUUUHHH!!!!! we were confused by the sign?!?! None of us had pecks!(here's the definition for the word peckless http://www.wordreference.com/definition/peckless)

we were looking around and we were wondering....is this the reason why these arabs are here? there were alot of arab women queueing up for the go kart and they had these...is it tudongs? anyway theirs are much more elaborated than singaporean tudongs cuz theirs covered the mouths and the nose and everything! cept the eyes of cuz. though some of them still wore shades (go figure!). we were wondering...perhaps under that disguise...they had PECKS! thats why they were so willing to go karting!

finally we figured out the word was actually supposed to be RECKLESS. oh well fortunately i figured that out AFTER the race as i was driving at TOP SPEED(which wasn't really fast actually) and bumping into all my friends to get FIRST PLACE *claps*

haha and of cuz me and my cuz was making fun of that board the enitre trip! haha



oh yes and we counquered that.....easy peasy lemon squeezy stuffs



And here's our visit to DINOSAUR LAND! *audience aww*



Here's me and my cousin having a raptorback riding fight!


we lost and my raptor got furious



OH NO!!! A GIANT SERPENT IS GOING TO DEVOUR MY FRIENDS! RUN COMRADES! RUN!


this teradactyl had her wings too close to ground


This fella had his hands too high up in the air!





OH YES...one of the most fun parts was the Archery session we had! I didn't know this myself but my sister had a nick for achery as well

look at how gracefully she takes up her position!


Look...our hours bumming at home watching Lord of the rings paid off!



here's my cousin taking a shot....look at how cool he is...focused, composed. look at his face....sheer determination. he puts himself into position. brings the arrow back into shooting position and ....!!!!! LOOK AT THE ARROW IT FLIES THROUGH THE AIR HITS THE BULLSEYE AND........drops on the floor. diao

look at his shocked face after the takes the shot...haha...even he can't believe it!

haha...no offense but after all the middle east terrorism. one can't help to think after seeing this that even the middle eastern WOMEN are getting in on the trend! they're even trying out new weapons to enhance their slaying capacity when called into action!

ninja archer! lol!


at the end of the day we were so tired we just slept. but the next day was i feel, was the most exciting day yet!

Day 3: visit to Kaula Lumpur-city of endless shopping

well what can i say...it was just a day of endless shopping. but here were some little incidents to remember

well...my cousin was getting a little TOO close to the usher


why...what a wonderful advertisement. boys and girls for sale!


well...i nvr understood why the male genitalia was described by some singaporeans as "kukubird" but one things for sure...i'll nvr visit a bar full of kukus


My cousin(oh yah his name is Shawn) and i found this really cool concept shop. it really had a whole new concept of its own



Shawn suggested me buying this shirt and wearing it to one of the shows........perhaps not shawn. hahaha





all in all....malaysia can be summarized into a moment me and Shawn had. We visited this shop called 'Factory outlet Store' (in short FOS) and i thought it was funny cuz my friends would insult each other by calling names like POS(piece of s***) . Basically what it means is that if i call you that means you are a piece of human faeces. You can only imagine my reaction when not long after i told my cousin about POS, I saw this sign.



it really shows how malaysians love thier country. HAHAHAHA







alas. it was time to head home. we were all really tired and just wanted to catch some sleep


i'm feeling pretty beat myself. the photos that were not posted here can be view in "the great photo album" link right beside here and....oh yea the new song will be done another day when i....feel like doing it. lol!

so here's me signing off

yours drowsily
Norman The Great!