You'll Never Really miss something until u lose it.

thats so emo man....but anyway, its true, recently i lost something, and only after i did then i realised how much you meant to me, my baby,

HOOOOLLLLLDDDDD EEEUUUWWWW IIINNNN MYYYYY ARRRMMMSSSS
I JUSSSTTT WANTTT TOOOO HOLLLLLDDDD YOOOUUU INNNN MY ARRMMMSSSS

thats right, now all i wanna do is spend time with euw, you and me, My life, My all....my Ipod

YAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKKKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKE

sorry not u charmaine... not alot of people for that matter, thats right, my Ipod.

This is how the story goes, okay first i was playing soccer with my friends right? then..................*fast forwinded*................so i was trying to lock my bike la, then ...................*skippeded*........so i left my my IPOD AND WALLET ON ANOTHER PERSONS MOTORBIKE!(pause for suspense) then the next day...........*next disc*................ so i rushed down to find my beloved IPOD! as i was rus......................*32x Forward* ..............and it was still on the motorbike! NO ONE SAW IT AT ALL! AND IT WAS LIKE......DAMN OBVIOUS LA!

okay maybe not the most fascinating story. but still lotsa suspense created right?

SHUT UP LA....OF COURSE BORING U FAST FORWINDEDEDD EVERYTHING. pricks

but really la, after this incident i was convinced there was a God, a God of Ipod. Who turned everyone who walked past BLIND! totally sexy. God is sexy, no i'm not being blasphemous but if God were to be praised....he's sexy man.

yup just me and my Ipod


YOU...YOU are blasphemous(chey i know how to spell) thats right...YOU not me. I don't listen to pop...its YOU that do it. HERETICS OF POP MUST DIE! U SHALL BURN IN THE HELLS OF BAD MUSIC FOREVER!MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA. techno is just evil la, if ur listening to techno. just kill urself man......HAHAHAHAHHAHA techno must go too.

HEAR THEE MY GOOD PEOPLE! CONVERT NOW TO JAZZ AND FOREVER BE FORGIVEN OF UR POP SINS! thats right....repent now and listen to some REAL ROCK!!

HIT IT!

*rock scat*

HAH! rock scat. never heard that before. alright here's a song for u all. hope u enjoy it. its called the Dear Penis.

yours HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA-ly

Norman The Great

ALAS!!! I...NORMAN THE GREAT! have come up with a absoulutely accurate, totally believable, disturbingly persuasive and charmingly evil plan for.....

GLOBAL DOMINATION.

how HOW HOW?!?!??!?! some may ask. here now....simple pimple

the recipe for GLOBAL DOMINATION(Norman the Great's version):
1. add alot of pasta
2. Sing some song
3. kick some ball
4. chop some bong

and....VOILA.....eh wait thats my recipe for a great weekend

okay the REAL PLAN. simple pimple. easy peasey lemon squeezy:

1. Play soccer all day
2. get $13128309128423057240587430583452 worth of pasta
3. Collect 100,000,000,000 mentos tubes
4. big ass screen TV that only plays soccer and movies(which turns itself off everytime a drama show comes on)
5. Buy Fridge that never runs outta beer
6. get 100000 taylor guitars
7. Construct Pentium 100 , 999 THz(trillion hertz) centrino fourple, 20GB RAM, 2000MB graphic card, dolby 5 set surround system. Cinema screen. put in some kick ass game. PLAY :D
8. Build house next to old Tradford
9. find a powerpack girl that is as powderpack as me(and that my sister won't hate entirely)

yup....all is achievable, can be done, workable, doable, doneable, feasible, possible, pigs-can-walk-able....except for the last one. that one is....really impossible...oh well put it in there for kicks.


So far, i think i'm on the right track.... so far i've:

discovered gold

met some great people(with great names)


some great friends



have a beautiful sister


all in all i feel that i have a great life and that MAN U is the best team in the world. Amen. God Have mercy to those who act like they never study but get 3++ for their GPA.

jimmeny crickets

thank u and goodnight

Signing off

yours zip-pa-dee-doo-dah-day-ly

NORMAN THE GREAT!