DEEP SHIT 8:

todays shit is not particularly deep. just LAZY. zipadeedoodahday

today's lazy post....zzzzz even typing this i feel tired already.

OH OH MY FINGERS OH ME OH MINE!!!! AAHHHH!!!!

*collapse drop dead on the floor*

what do u want from me? DO I LOOK LIKE SOME KINDA CLOWN TO YOU??? WHAT WHAT ?????





so again today's post....is a very heartfelt..... very very deep heartfelt tribute to one of my most revered musicians which i feel was....such a waste, to die. IF HE LIVED NOW I TELL YOU HE'D BE A LEGEND OKAY? no no i'm not talking about me i'm not that great a musician. not THATT great la. alright la. not bad can make it.

guy in the corner " you suck la"

HEY HEY HEY i talking to u isit? here here take this gun and do something useful with it.


anyway... the guitar God, the Modern Mozart, Musical einstein, myyy heeerroooooo

Jeff buckley




so this song ur hearing(i hope u can) is one of his own. actually no its one of bob marley's song but jeff's version is like only 100 times nicer? everytime i hear that song it just......wooo gives me the goose bumps. oh btw its me singing it, yah i know can't compare to jeff i know. but it just feels like heaven doing one of his songs.

guy in corner "you sing like shit la"

excuse me ppl :) i need to take care of something

*goes to corner.....POW! KARATE CHOP! SPINNING HEEL KICK! TAKE THAT SUCKER! JUDO CHOP JUDO CHOP!*

:) sorry about that.



crap see la now i forget what i was saying......so anyway. jeff died by drowning at the age of 31. yah i know....how sad right? if he lived another few more years and did a few more songs i tell you.....this world will be a better place man seriously. like i'd be playing jeff's songs ALL DAY. but 31.....kao eh....sadded.

i think the more talented you are the earlier u die. like mozart and jeff and Jesus(okay the last one is based on opinion). if thats the case....wah....i only have a few years left

CHEY CHEY LIKE MACHAM U DAMN TALENTED LIKE THAT.

*looks at distraught guy in corner*

anything to say???

guy in corner "aaaaaaaaahhhhhh moan moan moan"

thats what i thought.


Satisfied Mind

How many times have you heard someone say
If I had money, I'd do things my way,
But little they know that it's so hard to find
One rich man in ten with a satisfied mind.
Money can't buy back your youth when you're old
A friend, when you're lonely, or peace to your soul.
The wealthiest person is a pauper at times
Compared to the man with a satisfied mind.
When my life is over and my time has run out.
My friends and my loved ones, I'll leave them no doubt.
But, one thing's for certain, when it comes my time
I'll leave this old world with a satisfied mind.
One thing's for certain, when it comes my time
I'll leave this old world with a satisfied mind.
Satisfied mind












lazy bloggers rule.

yours lazily

Norman The Great!

Best I ever Had

So you sailed away
Into a grey sky morning
Now I'm here to stay
Love can be so boring

Nothing's quite the same now
I just say your name now

Chorus:
But it's not so bad
You're only the best I ever had
You don't want me back
You're just the best I ever had

So you stole my world
Now I'm just a phony
Remembering the girl
Leaves me down and lonely

Send it in a letter
Make yourself feel better

Chorus:
But it's not so bad
You're only the best I ever had
You don't need me back
You're just the best I ever had

And it may take some time to
Patch me up inside
But I can't take it so I

run away and hide
And I may find in time that
You were always right
You're always right

So you sailed away
Into a grey sky morning
Now I'm here to stay
Love can be so boring

What was it you wanted?
Could it be I'm haunted?

Chorus:
But it's not so bad
You're only the best I ever had
I don't want you back
You're just the best I ever had

The best I ever had
Best I ever...

Deep shit page 7:

WAH! 2 weeks no entry bet some of you have been itching to read my new entry? right? RIGHT?!?!?!?

crowd goes "riiiiiggghhhhhhhtttttttttttttt..........................."

HMPH like macham i writing this for you like that. cholsers in chlife.

definition: chloser; chosen losers, also means you

:D:D how how feel insulted anot? no? NO?!?!?

you are a bajoni.

HAH

you eat mentos.......GRAPE FLAVOUR! HAH.

take that sucker.

you look like andy garcia................NOW! HAH chlosers in chlife.

Andy when he was cool


Andy when he is you


seriously andy you know we loved you when u took over al pacino in the Godfather part 3. But what have u become? you're FF now! huh? whats a FF? well let me give you a clue, the first F stands for FAT.go figure.

Idiot in the corner says "what? is it friend? fat friend? fat flamingo? what what??!??!"

Norman to idiot says "Dude, there's a reason why u are IN THE CORNER. sit down and shut up."


you listen to avril lavigne's girlfriend................AND ENJOY IT! HAH!

can someone please explain to me how she became from Sk8ter girl to Rockchic/clubbergirl? honestly i think she's one of the ultimate poseurs of ALL TIME LA. if there was a poseur award i'd seriously vote for her man. look......when emo was THE thing to go into look what she came out with? stupid sk8ter boy song. now if its not obvious to you already....WHATS THE 8 DOING IN THE SONG???? THATS LIKE THE ULTIMATE POSEUR THING TO DO. sorry if i insulted ur earlier but seriously SHE is the chloser in chlife la really.

and have u seen her new video? i think she can't make up her mind. she like wanna be like a rock chic clubber then now ask ppl to remix her song to become like rap music. i think chinese got one phrase for this, she wants to

BAO KAH LIAO: to take everything.

basically the word is SELLOUT. if ppl like emo rock music she make it and she play the part. now ppl like clubbing music so she add rap to her song. i think if ppl like porno music she will surrenry surrenry take off her clothes and start singing about her privies.

and worst part. worst part. i'm sorry i whack her until so jia lat but this is the main reason why i really cannot stand her. have you seen her play guitar? first in her music videos her ELECTRIC guitar is not even plugged in la. okay nvm. then who the hell plays OPEN CHORDS on an electric guitar? and have you seen her acoustic? her guitar like, macham on mute mode like that. lucky she got good guitarist to help her out if not really ah. HAH. she has nice voice la, but seriously these ppl who just want to sell themselves out should not be entertained at all. it just makes the world such a horrible commercialized place to live in.

i'm really quite mean sometimes


okay on a brigther note lets continue with the insulting.

YOU WATCH CARTOON NETWORK!(thats my dad btw)


YOU TRY THIS ON AND REALIZE IT WON'T FIT!!

i wonder if they have this in size 10


YOU DRESS LIKE THAT


HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH okay that was hugely entertaining. If not for you then at least for me cuz i honestly don't care how you feel cuz if i did care how YOU feel then that leaves me with 1,2,3,4,5,6..............ALOT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS TO THINK ABOUT AND TO SATISFY. virtually impossible. only one thing can do that. PASTA

on a final note. this is quite personal to some but its just a thought so if u wanna take it personally then, NORMAN THEN. but ppl who slit their wrist. what do they want? why? what u want? i tell you what they want, they want attention. so if u REALLY care for them and you REALLY want them to stop, know what to do? yup, don't give them attention.

idiot in corner again "erm actually i thought you're supposed to...."

Norman to Guy "DUDE DUDE DUDE....remember why you're in THE CORNER.thats right.sit and shut"

k back to my point. yah you don't give them attention cuz IF YOU DO, then the next time they feel lonely or depressed again they'll cut themselves again. so to solve the problem when they do slash themselves, ignore them. then they'll realize how dumb it is and they'll stop. and if they get too depressed and kill themselves then.... well thats one less person to worry about.

i'm really quite bastard. hmmmmmm

yours still-feeling-quite-cruel-but-still-hates-avril-ly

Norman The Great!

DEEP SHIT PAGE 6:

wow i feel like ive written so much but only at page 6!?!?!?

this book is going to fail i feel D:

ahhh... common test are over!!!!! can i get a HOORAH!?!?!?!?!

*dead silence*

suckers. no fun at all. anywho... i've been very busy... thats right. doing gigs, studying, trying to squeeze in whatever time i have on my guitar.

and this? oh its nothing just ignore it. like..hah! C'MON man u think ME? such a busy guy got time to do this?


Some extra says:" then whats this?"



ooohhh.. erm haha(nervous laughter) oh thats errrrr... that was some... errr. i mean errr.....

okay fine i was bored la okay? jerks. like u guys got alot of better things to do. HMPH


hey but i had a right to shoot those rules okay? i mean... who puts rules in a map? of CS???? there are no rules man! i had a right........ya


speaking about no rules, there's something that requires no rules to be able to do well. Song writing. and recently, i think one female artiste gave the world of song writing, a whole new look. A new dimension, a creative outlet for all inspiring and experianced song writers alike to get out of the omnipresent bane of song writing, the WRITER'S BLOCK!

thats right... and it can be none other than.....



HER


and i'd like to make a confession right now. being the cruel and evil loving person i am(and yes u all are too) i tried to find the UGLIEST photo i could find of her. this is it :( ..............took me quite a long while too. and she looks okay considering you've got the likes of britney spears and lindsay lohan around.

ANYWAY....yes MS RIHANNA has given me, an inspiring singing-songwriter(more to the inspiring side that the singing-songwriter side) a new idea, a new concept of song writing that can make even the most dimbwitted(yes i'm talking about u guys who are dumb enough to read my blog) people an easy way to write songs!

simplicity at its best


i mean. that is work of a genius!!! just by using an everyday product that no one really cares about, i can create a multi-million dollar earning number 1 hit!!!! WOW!

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re-enactment of day she wrote the song
Rihanna: hmmm well i'm not having much luck on song writing today. okay relax just think of a title think of a title! OUCH! whats that i kicked? oh its just my.....

UMBRELLA

yah thats right! i'm going to write a song about umbrellas! i'll give it a cheesy chorus, go nude on the music video, throw in some sleazy dance moves, a little too much masscara and invite the ugliest rapper i know on the music vid. hmmmm who's so ugly that u can't even believe he's famous? ........

JAY-Z!

perfect plan! eat your heart out beyonce. to the left to the left my ass.
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if u think of rihanna that way it just makes her more down to earth u know? and this is what happened during the song tryouts

Musician: so rihanna, what we going to add in the part after the chorus before we go into the 2nd verse? we just play something and u don't sing? i think u should add something catchy and easy to remember tune to give the song some meaning.

Rihanna(completely clueless): okay. what kinda sound can i repeat many times in the same note which is catchy and young ppl will think its cool but actually its really quite a senseless sound just to fill in the blanks?

Musician: eh..........

Rihanna: THATS IT! i'll just repeat EH EH EH many times! nice work! now lets write this nonsense song and earn alot of money by cheating ppl ,who think britney spears SINGS , of their money!



there you go. song writing made easy. no need for ryhmes or reason in your song. just add some EH's and an umbrella. easy peasy. lemon squeezy.

:D

thats enough for one evening. gotta go do more..... important. yah stuff so take care!

*picks up his guitar* Norman: hahah important my ass. ????? oh crap u guys are still here.

yours Piss-off-ly

Norman The Great :D

DEEP SHIT page 5:

alright sorry have been a little busy. but don't worry i'm still as sexy as ever :D

today's shit is not particularly deep. more like skimming the surface kinda shit? guess when i have more time i'll come up with more shit. haha..

Essentials of shit: time

soooooo all these while what in the world have you been doing? yes you guessed it. the dreaded word:

STUDYING

but i've been coping. i have some stress release devices that i use. like:

this


this


him


her?!?!?!? *($*^#(*^(@*&#)@)(*@#


ah yes... sipping on my ice cold baileys and listening to some of ireland's finest! i guess thats what the irish are only good for. getting drunk and singing. ah the irish's life for me! :D

*its the pirate's life you goon*

who said that? bugger must be english. HAH! and have u ever wondered how the EPL is like the greatest most competitive league ever but the enlgish players are the most overpaid, laziest and most boring players you've ever seen?


Rough sketch on england's tactics(i drew it myself :D)


they might as well field a whole team of her


and if they really plan to lose? field him


i fell in love btw... during this last week. yup... you guessed it... i fell in love with

her


*chey wah lao this fella build up suspense for nothing!*

WHAT NOTHING? THIS IS LISA HANNIGAN! LIKE HELLO!?!??!?! okay i admit she's not that popular. if not not popular at all :( eh but her voice damn sexy okay? not like yours! u probably sing like a toad! HAH BEAT THAT SUCKA

you: er...erm... er
Me: SPEAK TO THE HAND BABE

oh if you haven't figured out yet she's the one you're listening to right now. she's damien rice's female vocalist and what a vocalist she is! wooooooo irish sexy irish good. and for those IGNORANT FOOLS that still have the perception that damien rice is just 1 singer....I"D HAVE YOU TO KNOW THAT ITS ACTUALLY A WHOLE BAND. yup its him damien and her lisa and this other girl that plays the cello who no one really cares about! hah! sad life for her. and if you dunno who damien rice is.... hope u know what to do with this knife.

you: cut apples? hee :D
me: -_-

this em


alright more than enough shit i guess. :D

signing off baileys-in-hand-with-a-toast-ly

Norman The Great!